Salma Hayek

Thursday, August 16th 2007

HELL YES!

 
Is Salma Hayek going to give birth to a 10-year-old?! Damn, she looks hot. You know how I feel about big chi-chis and these are especially special. I just want play basketball with those things. I just want to nuzzle my face into those. I just want to...ok I'll stop.
 
Salma better pop soon!
 
Source: TMZ
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, May 29th 2007

Providing Shade for Baby

 
A pregnant Salma Hayek never EVER gets old. I'm still hypnotized by those gigantic chi-chis. I think she still has a couple of more months to go, so I can't wait to see her breastes completely spill over.
 
And I know what you're thinking! No, Delta and Dawn have not been saved yet! 
 
Source: TMZ
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 10th 2007

She Could Feed All of Angelina's Babies

 
Salma Hayek is pregnant and by pregnant I mean...bitch is PREGNANT. Those titties alone are knocked up. I kind of dig it. Anyway, she's spending some time in Paris, because I guess that's where the baby daddy lives.  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 20th 2007

Show Us Your Tits!

Ever since Salma Hayek announced she was knocked up all I want to see is how big her titties will get. I'm sure they are going to pop and I wish to witness this. It will be like a delicious milky fountain. Sick! Breast milk tastes like jizz!

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Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 19th 2007

All You Can Eat

Salma Hayek's baby is going to have a field day when it's born. All the milk it can drink! Salma has big titties to begin with and now...damn! I bet you she's a squirter.

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Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, March 10th 2007

He's A Lot Hotter Since I Found Out He's a Rich Ho

Ever since Salma Hayek announced she was engaged and knocked up from Francois Pinault...I've become intrigued with this French dude with the face of a foot. I guess dude is richer than Jesus and tried to buy Gucci once. He has kids from a previous relationship.

I have found pictures of the two in the past. They attended an event in Italy together last April (above). Can't you feel the chemistry between them? It's like oil and water! Please, you know she's only with him, because a)his dick is worth more than what she makes a day and b) she wants a baby for her lover Penny Cruz.

Once she has that kid, she's going to cash her check and run away to Holland with Penny.

OMG and her tits are going to get HUGE!

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, November 24th 2006

Chi-Chis

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