Clay Aiken

Look At This Hot Piece Of Man

Doesn't he make your loins all watery and hot and shit? Oh wait, maybe that's my stomach. Zac Efron better take note! If he doesn't continue to hit the gym, doesn't take care of his highlights, drinks too much boy juice and drowns his sorrow in twinkies...this will be him in 10 years!

Here's lil' Clay Aiken on his Soft Rock & Hard Place Tour in Los Angeles 4 nights ago.

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Clay Aiken

Girl Fight!

Reportedly Gay Aiken was involved in a little airplane scuffle with another woman on a Continental flight headed to Tulsa. Clay was headed to Tulsa to perform at the Brady theater.

An FBI agent said the fight started when Clay allegedly put his foot on the other passenger's armrest. He said the situation was minor and the woman gave him a small shove. You know that made Clay scream like a little bitch!

The fight did not interfere with the flight, but Clay and the woman were both detained at Tulsa Airport for questioning by the FBI. No arrests were made and charges were not filed. Clay's rep has not yet commented.

Bitch fight! Clay can probably take a 12" dildo like a champ, but a little shove? That being said, if that woman shoved this gay, that flight would've been interrupted believe that. I also feel the woman's pain. I get pissed when a bitch takes my armrest at the movies.

I hope video of this gets out soon.

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Clay Aiken

What's Gayer Than Gay?

Clay Gayken has come out of the closet! Ok not really, but this video has basically pushed him out screaming. The video was taken at a Gayken concert where he did a melody of the gayest songs ever made by a human. Here's his super gay set list:

Achy Breaky Heart
Beat It
Baby Got Back
Like A Virgin
Bills, Bills, Bills
1999
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Oops, I Did It Again
Yeah
Sexyback

This is even too gay for me! I think this video turned me hetero. Do Claymates need anymore proof?

The best part was the concert was in SAN FRANCISCO! I MEAN....

UPDATE: Ok it was Frisco, TX not San Francisco. Same thing!

Thanks to ONTD for these awesome awesome videos

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Battle Of The Gays

Everyone knows Claymates are fucking crazy! They are almost as bad as Brangaloonies. Anyway, Clay Aiken's message board on his official site has been shut down to the battle between the Claymates and the regular hos. The Claymates don't want to believe that Clay Gayken likes the dick.

A source said, "The war is between the batty members that are still clinging to their heterosexual fantasies of him and others that don't harbor such illusions."

Clay's site said, "Due to reports of extensive unrest and disrespect amongst members that has been carrying on for several weeks, the Official Fan Club Message Board will be shut down until further notice. Please note that should tensions continue on other areas of the fan club, severe consequences may occur."

Gayken hasn't officially come out as a sausage lover.

Claymates are NUTS! They are probably hacking into the board to find the personal info on the people that disagree with them. They are going to then attack them by blasting Clay's music into their homes. That's torture.

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Clay Aiken

I Don't Know How to Love Him

Jesus Clay Superstar made a visit to Afghanistan recently with UNICEF. Good Morning America with Diane Sawyer documented Clay's visit to a local school.

Clay is the second coming.

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Clay Aiken

The Bearded Lady

Clay Aiken has finally found his beard.

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Clay Aiken

I Thought Clay Was a Top?

Gatecrasher posted this Blind Item this morning and gee...I wonder who could it be?

Which Middle-American pop star, who really should have learned to stay off the Internet, has been chatting online again? Apparently his ultimate romantic ambition is a simultaneous date with an entire NBA team (except he didn't use quite those words).

Gayken wants to get gang banged in the ass by a bunch of basketball players? I wonder which team? I'm thinking the Harlem Globetrotters! They're really funny (and really who doesn't like to laugh while getting gang banged?) and probably hung like elephants.

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Blind Items • Clay Aiken

Clay Gayken Quote of the Day!

on his favorite movie of the year:

"The Queen, Helen Mirren looks just like Queen Elizabeth. Acted like her! I thought it was very good." Source

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Clay Gayken to Return to the Scene of the Crime!

Kelly Ripa will welcome back Clay Aiken tomorrow on her show, well sort of. The same day that Clay upset Kelly by infecting her with the gay, he taped a performance that will be shown Friday. Yes, they will not reunite but sources say the two have patched things up.

Kelly and Clay have talked on the phone and now all is well with the gay and the troll. A show official said they didn't know if Kelly would bring up the incident. She probably will, because she has a hard time keeping her fat mouth shut.

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All is NOT Well

This is the first night of Clay Gayken's Christmas tour in Illinois on December 1st. Fast forward till around 3:30 and listen to Clay's vocal chords basically tell him that it's not going to happen tonight. I'm surprised, because he should be used to opening wide and blowing. He probably had a little jizz ball caught up in there. It happens to the best of us.

Thanks Cocograph

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