Clay Aiken

In an interview with New York Magazine, Clay Gayken talks about his new life in NYC. Clay is currently starring on Broadway in "Spamalot." Gayken said he doesn't plan on going to clubs or bars. She said, “The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.” Drunk and having sex is hell?! Sounds like heaven to me. What kind of gay is Clay?!

Clay said that he isn't dating anyone and only spends time with "his dogs." I think that's code word for dildo.

He said, “I just don’t have an interest in … any of that at all. I have got too much on my plate. I’d rather focus on one thing and do that when I can devote time to it, and right now, I just don’t have any desire.” When asked if he has any sort of sexual urges, he says, “Ah think maybe I don’t! I mean, not really. I’ve just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?”

The writer also gets into the culture of the Claymate. The box office person at "Spamalot" even warned the writer that they scream like teenage girls, but are middle-aged woman.

I feel sort of bad for Gayken, but then I picture him having sex and my drive is instantly shut off. Thinking of Gayken doing sexy times makes me want to go to church and knit something. Hey, they should play Gayken videos in High School. The teen pregnancy levels would plummet.

Who needs sex when you're Clay Aiken anyway? I'm sure the Claymates are having enough sex for him. They probably sell Clay voodoo dolls in the underground Claymate groups. They probably rub his vodoo doll all over their middle-aged private parts while listening to his cover version of "Here You Come Again."

No! Not the woman with all the make-up. Yeah, there's two women there with tons of make-up. Good point. The sincere sexy redhead. Yes! That girl. Clay Gayken turned up the homo volume on Broadway last night. He made his debut in "Spermalot." You know he's thinking, "Why couldn't I be wearing that pretty headpiece. I would look so much more beautiful. I'm going to spike her vitamin water with laxatives. She has no right."

I don't know who sprayed down Gayken, but his make-up is terrible. It looks like it was made using melted down clay pots. Terracotta face!

Congrats to Broadway's newest leading lady!

Seeing all these hilarious pictures Clay Gayken in Spermalot on Broadway makes me almost want to see it live. I won't do that, because it will be dangerous. His extreme homoness and my extreme homoness will collide possibly blowing up the theater into a million gay pieces.

He looks so proud. Clay finally gets to choke the chicken in public. His life-long dream. Stand proud homegirl. Clay starts performances tomorrow.

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Ahahahaha! Here's the first picture of Clay Gayken in Spermalot on Broadway. Clay begins performances on January 18th. You know Claymates are splitting their pants over this. They are probably splitting their pants, because they are on their 10th twinkie for the afternoon, but this is certainly helping things. Claymates are creating all sorts of panty pudding from looking at this picture.

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up. I think this shit turned me straight. Quick! Put a Bette Davis movie on!

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Clay Gayken is currently in rehearsals for Spamalot and it's hurting his body. Yup, I'm pretty sure that's not what's hurting his body. I'm guessing a sling, a few dildos and a couple of fisting sessions have something to do with it. Can't you just picture him in a sling?

Clay said, "I'm sore. I couldn't even get off the toilet the other day. It hurts so bad. I don't know if it's I'm not co-ordinated or using muscles I never had to use before. My legs (are suffering). Having to remember 'three, four, five,' I can't move and think at the same time!"

Take it easy Gayken! Fisting isn't for everyone. If your shitting out your insides that means it's not for you. Been there done that.

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Clay Gayken had a little interview with Newsweek about making his Broadway debut in Spermalot...I mean Spamalaot and things quickly turned sour. The interview started normal, but when the interviewer started asking about his public fueds Gayken wasn't having it.

How did you get into a fight with that lady on a plane?
I'm not going to talk about it.

I was just curious because you've never talked about it.
I did talk about it.

What about the Kelly Ripa thing?
I'm not going to discuss it.

Did you think it was homophobic?
I'm not going to discuss it.

What do you want to talk about?
I think we're done.

Can we talk about something fun?
No, we're done. I thought NEWSWEEK would be more reputable. I'm surprised.

But I think people are curious about it.
It was a year ago. This is NEWSWEEK. It's not the National Enquirer. I'd hate to have a job where I had to be rude to people.

We're just having a conversation.
Change the subject! I'd never take a job where I had to do something that I didn't want to do.

What about all those Ford commercials on "American Idol"?
That wasn't a job.

It was part of your job.
It wasn't a Ford commercial. It was a music video. It was a completely different thing.

I'll change the subject. What do you do for fun?
I watch the news. I read news magazines, but I'm reconsidering that now.

Are you going to watch "Idol"?
I haven't watched since season four. I compare it to high-school football--if it weren't for high school, we wouldn't be successful, but I don't need to keep going to the football games.

Damn! Give that gay a dick! He needs to loosen up. He should've just turned up the queen and told the interviewer "to get fucked and get lost." You know that interviewer is getting death threats from the Claymates. They've probably already kidnapped his family until he issues Gayken an apology. They are hardcore.

I was much too drunk to watch Clay Gayken gay it up for Holiday On Ice which aired yesterday. Brian Boitano introducing Clay Aiken singing "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" is homo enough, but adding ice skaters shoots the homo factor through the roof. The only way this could get any gayer is if....actually...it can't get any gayer!

Last month I posted Clay Aiken performing a medley of songs during his summer tour. Above is Clay up close and personal performing one of the songs from that medley: Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack." If you popped a wig on Gayken and put a baked potato bar in the corner, this would be a drag show at almost any gay club in the country.

When asked why he's bringing sexy back, Clay told Houston's Sun-Sentinel, "I'm actually going to do — God help me for saying this — with [the orchestra], a little bit of SexyBack. We're going to do a little medley of songs that people wouldn't expect to hear with an orchestra. I know that it's not going to be cool. I have no problem making fun of myself.

I could never pull songs like that off without knowing where my place is, and it's not as Justin Timberlake. Thank God we have him. I'm happy to be the person who gets the old ladies covered."

Yeah, thank God we have Justin or Clay would have nothing to j/o to.

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