Bai Ling with Rocky the Bear on April 2nd. What's especially cruel is that Bai probably smells like rotten trout which is totally driving Rocky crazy.
Notice the difference between Radha Mitchell's eyes and Johnathan Rhys Meyers' eyes. She just looks a little surprised, while he looks like he's trying to stop the room from shaking with the power of the glare. Bai Ling looks like she's trying to give the camera a bad case of the clap.
Johnathan was the star of "The Tudors" premiere in Hollywood last night and it looks like he needed a little help to get through it. He brought his girlfriend, Reena Hammer and posed with co-star Callum Blue.
That being said, I'd still let JRM do lines off my nutsack. Winter just ended so it ain't too clean down there. He might accidentally snort a little pube. A little pube never hurt anyone!
Even the Clisters get to party at Oscar time! Tara Reid and Bai Ling both looked elegant and expensive (I'm joking) at The de Grisogono 2007 Pre-Oscar Party at LA SoHo House last night. Did Tara get a job as a waitress? That dress she's wearing looks like a straight-up cocktail waitress uniform. I wouldn't be surprised. Bai is still the most luxurious lady in the room. Kimora and Naomi Campbell were also there. Paris was there too, but I'm sick of her wonky ass!
This Bai Ling photoshoot looks like a really bad episode of "America's Next Top Model." She's really into that rose and working it hardcore. I think it's speaking to her. She thinks these pictures are going to like land her in the pages of Vogue. More like the pages of the Pennysaver. Bai is still in Berlin at a photo exhibit of herself.