Bai Ling

Bai Ling's Crazy Talk!

Bai Ling is crazy! She's a total Angaloonie! Bai has worked with Angelina Jolie on two projects, Sky CRAPtain and the World of Tomorrow and A Place In Time. Bai said that she shares a special energy with Angie.

"I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there's an energy, an attraction. Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible."

When asked if their vaginas ever made out she said, "We could have hooked up, but it just wasn't the right time or place. But she told me, "My heart's open to you. She is like me. She is totally open sexually.”

Bai who is bi is also open to having a threesome with Angi and Brad!

Bai is nuts!!!!! This conversation with Angie probably took place...IN HER HEAD! Great another Angaloonie, just what the world needs!

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Bai Ling

My Book: Nipples

Bai Ling showed up to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills last night promoting her new book, NIPPLES using band-aids. That is going to be one long ass book, because her nipples are seriously long as hell. They go on for miles. Her nipples are like the Great Wall of China.

And seriously if you're going to draw attention to your legs you might as well clean that shit up a bit. Pumice that crap. Shit looks bumpy.

Splash

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What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?!

Bai Ling looks like she's coming back from an audition as one of Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Girls. More like Harajuku Granny! I love love love this crazy kitten and I honestly would've rather seen her on Vanity Fair's best dressed list than a lot of those other scabs. I mean...she is a trendsetter...I mean trendshitter. Above is Bai at the Inspiri(RED) event last night.

Phoebe Price was always there. I thought I'd just sneak here in there since I'm on PP obsession overload. See, I'm learning. PP also attended the premiere of "Flipping Out" with her new boyfriend.

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Bai Ling • Fug

The Real Beauties of Cannes

The Cannes Film Festival is winding down. Dolce & Gabbana held a party on Friday night which brought out the plastic freaks. Phoebe Price showed up, because she'll show up to the opening of an abortion clinic. Bai Ling showed up, because there were cameras there.

I hope there wasn't a lot of candles around, because that party was filled with plastics. Kylie Minogue's face has at least 5-quarts of botox in it. Rose McGowan isn't even human anymore. How the hell did she land that hunk of Texas beef, Robert Rodriguez?!

Dita Von Teese is still perfect even though she has plastic cones around her tits.

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Bai Ling • Hotness • Plastic Surgery

Bai Ling Wears Wine Bags with Her Bikini

Leave it to Bai Ling to pair a white bikini with a black robe and red wine bags as lega warmers. She wore this ensemble to the photocall for her movie "Shanghai Baby" in Cannes.

Girlfriend's got body though.

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A Random Group of People

Talk about a random group of people! Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Coxsucker, David Arquette, Patricia Arquette, Alexis Arquette, Mary Carey and Bai Ling attended the premiere of "The Tripper" in Los Angeles last night. David directed this horror movie mess.

You know Aniston thought she was too good to be around them. Her and Court should shack up already.

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Bai Ling • Jennifer Aniston • Tranny Mess

BITE HER!!!!

Bai Ling with Rocky the Bear on April 2nd. What's especially cruel is that Bai probably smells like rotten trout which is totally driving Rocky crazy.

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Opening Them Wider Doesn't Make You Look Less Coked Out

Notice the difference between Radha Mitchell's eyes and Johnathan Rhys Meyers' eyes. She just looks a little surprised, while he looks like he's trying to stop the room from shaking with the power of the glare. Bai Ling looks like she's trying to give the camera a bad case of the clap.

Johnathan was the star of "The Tudors" premiere in Hollywood last night and it looks like he needed a little help to get through it. He brought his girlfriend, Reena Hammer and posed with co-star Callum Blue.

That being said, I'd still let JRM do lines off my nutsack. Winter just ended so it ain't too clean down there. He might accidentally snort a little pube. A little pube never hurt anyone!

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Bai Ling • Crackheads

Out Classing Each Other

Even the Clisters get to party at Oscar time! Tara Reid and Bai Ling both looked elegant and expensive (I'm joking) at The de Grisogono 2007 Pre-Oscar Party at LA SoHo House last night. Did Tara get a job as a waitress? That dress she's wearing looks like a straight-up cocktail waitress uniform. I wouldn't be surprised. Bai is still the most luxurious lady in the room. Kimora and Naomi Campbell were also there. Paris was there too, but I'm sick of her wonky ass!

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Bai Ling • Kimora • Tara Reid

Bai Ling Poses With a Flower

This Bai Ling photoshoot looks like a really bad episode of "America's Next Top Model." She's really into that rose and working it hardcore. I think it's speaking to her. She thinks these pictures are going to like land her in the pages of Vogue. More like the pages of the Pennysaver. Bai is still in Berlin at a photo exhibit of herself.