Tori Spelling

The Tori Spelling garage sale is only hours away and all these wonderful items owned by Tori can be yours! I know you want this classy and elegant portrait of Tori that was done at the Olan Mills studio. I'm joking. Actually, this will look good in front of my toilet. I always need a good reason to push the shit out. Yeah, I'm grouchy this morning.

Anyway, click here to view all the "dazzling" items Tori has to offer!

Look who's having a garage sale!!! Tori Spelling is holding a "Dazzling Estate Sale" at her home this Saturday and Sunday. Here's the details in case you want to own a pair of Donna Martin's panties:

Tori invites you into her house to shop her dazzling valley home, jewelry & closets contents sale. This represents much of her last 15 years of buying & collecting. Included are antique & vintage items from the 19th, 20th, & 21st centuries! French, Italian, Continental, American white wicker, shabby chic, and traditional furniture, crystal chandeliers & sconces, pictures & paintings, lamps, vanity, Tori’s personal jewelry, bric-a-brac, memorabilia, garden & patio, designer & casual clothes, shoes, accessories, photos, etc.

Friday & Saturday, December 8th & 9th — 9AM to 5PM
Monday, December 11th — 9AM to 5PM
Monday is sales & pick-up day

11369 Dona Lisa Dr., Studio City 91604
Off of Laurel Canyon and Dona Pegita Dr.
Thomas Guide: 562-J7

We expect crowds and a long line.
Parking is good but expect to walk.

Check this website tomorrow night for pictures of the merchandise. Dazzling!

Tori Spelling's pregnancy must be giving her the mad munchies for fast food. Homegirl was spotted with her hubby at KFC a couple of weeks ago and now she's taking a break today. That parka pancho is not doing much for her fug.

Tori Spelling is not wearing her unborn baby well. Pigtails are not hot on 65-year-old women. Homegirl and her husband are seen here taking a walk in Los Angeles on 11/22. I'm not sure when Tori is due, but if she can't afford the brat she can give itto me. I'm going to need Dr. 90210 on standby to fix the baby's face though. I'm joking! All babies are beautiful...blah..blah..blah

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Tori Spelling and that guy can't afford the Ivy or Mr. Chow's anymore, so they have to settle for KFC. I'm surprised they both got a drink. I'd expect them to get one giant one, so they can save more cash. Tori has apparently also moved out of her mansion and into a smaller 2-bedroom in Brentwood. I know who's going to be in Dancing with the Stars, next season! Ha! Ewww, KFC uses fake chickens right? Sick, but delicious.