Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott popped out a baby boy this afternoon in Los Angeles. They named him Liam Aaron McDermott. He came in at 6 pounds, 6 ounces. His middle name is a tribute to Tori's late father.

He was delivered via C-section and apparently Candy Spelling was in the room with Tori even though they hate each other.

Here's hoping that bad looks skip a generation and their baby boy is beautiful unlike their asses!

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Tori Spelling and her mother, Candy Spelling, have been on the outs ever since Candy reportedly axed Tori out of her father's will. Candy was intially upset with her daughter for the way she was portrayed on Tori's now defunct show, NoTORIous.

Tori's brother, Randy Spelling said, "My sister and my mom have been communicating for the past few weeks" – and are planning to see each other soon. They are going to be there for each other and [Tori's soon-to-arrive] baby. My mom is having a grandchild, and it puts things into perspective."

Yeah basically Tori needs dough, because she's popping out a kid. I know how it works. I don't know who's fuglier? Tori or that pooch.

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Tori Spelling's dog has a look on its face like "Please poison my doggy chow." I mean who was she in a past life to deserve this? Hitler? Methinks Bobby Trendy put together that look. Anyhow, a 45-month pregnant Tori Spelling and her husband celebrated the opening of their new bed and breakfast in Temecula, CA called "McDermott Baby Farm." Baby farm?! Damn, I'm surprised Brangelina didn't attend the opening of that. Source, Source

Is Tori Spelling trying out for a role in the sequel to Riding in the Bus with My Sister? This outfit is not for a 45-year-old woman, it's for a 4-year-old! Furthermore, when is she finally going to have this baby so I can comment on how fug it is!!! Just kidding, hopefully hideousness will skip a generation and this innocent will be spared.

Here's Dean McDermott and his retarded little sister and the Silver Spoon Golden Globe Suite yesterday.

Mr. Blackwell has named his worst and best dressed celebrities of the year. Not surprisingly, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears tied for the worst.

The Worst:
10. Meryl Streep - Why?
9. Sandra Oh - Who?
8. Tori Spelling - Ok
7. Sharon Stone - Ok
6. Paula Abdul - Ok
5. Mariah Carey - Why?
4. Christina Aguilera - Why?
3. Lindsay Lohan - Why?
2. Camilla Parker-Bowles - Who?
1. Britney and Paris - Ok

The best included Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Marcia Cross, Kate Winslet, Heidi Klum and Barbra Streisand.

Um...where's Kate Moss, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Posh Beckham, Sienna Miller, Cory Kennedy (lol)? Mr. Blackwell needs to stop. He usually gets it wrong. I agree with him about Britney, but I don't think Paris is that bad. She's just a bore. She doesn't even deserved to be mentioned.

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Tori Spelling and her fug-ass thing, Dean McDermott, checked out some baby crocs in California at Babies R' Us the other day. Tori is due in early Spring. Ugh, she would buy crocs. Can we please just stop it with the crocs! Please!!! I mean, haven't children of the world suffered enough?! Source

Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling spent the holidays in Dean's native Canada. The couple are expecting a fug baby this Spring and were married this past May. Dean decided to propose to Tori again this past Christmas. Dean took Tori to a special spot (probably the 99 cent store) and popped the question.

Tori told People Magazine, "I immediately started crying and said 'Yes! Again and again and again!' What made it so special was the notion that a year ago when he proposed, the thought of having a baby together was just in our hearts, and now our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly."

She probably laid a huge fart after that. I know that some might find this romantic, but I just find it stupid. He was probably hoping she would say no, thinking that would make their marriage null and void. Unfortunately, her hatchet lips said yes.