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"Dear Diary, Cameron's pussy smells so bad. I can smell it from here and she's wearing surf pants. Gross. I hate her, but her boyfriend is hot. Talk to you later..Michael." 

I'm going to tear you away from Anna Nicole Smith coverage for a quick minute to tell you about Anna Wintour's fashion week stunt. Yesterday, I posted about Elisabeta and Nicolae Petrescu, two siblings that claimed they were super-rich socialites from Romania. The pair have been doing the fashion week rounds with a fat cat in tow.

Fashion line, Trovata, devised the entire stunt. They hired two L.A. based actors, gave them a cat and threw them into the Bryant Park tents. Anna Wintour helped Trovata by making believe she knew the two. She air-kissed them in front of the media. She saw the stunt as a "different kind of fashion show."

A source said, "They just walked around, got photographed, and kept people talking." The pair made sure not to lie to the press.

That ANNA! Next thing you know she's going to make Justin Timberlake cry by telling him she's with the IRS and must collect all his valuables!

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You know that weird story about how Richard Gere likes to stuff gerbils up his ass? Well, Sylvester Stallone says that Richard thinks he started that rumor. Seems the two had a bust up on the 1974 set of "Lords of Flatbush" over fried chicken. WTF?

Sly said, "I was eating a hotdog and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, ‘That thing is going to drip all over the place.’ He said, ‘Don’t worry about it.’ I said, ‘If it gets on my pants you’re gonna know about it.’ He proceeds to bite into the chicken and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us had to stay.”

Sly said Richard was fired and still won't forgive him and thinks he started that little roden rumor. Sly said, "He even thinks I’m the individual responsible for the gerbil rumor. Not true, but that’s the rumor.”

Please, you know they had a lovers quarrel. Sly is probably the one that lit the lighter under the gerbil's butt so it would crawl up faster!!!

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Rapper Foxy Brown was sentenced to probation after a fight in a nail salon two years ago. She was asked to appear in court yesterday for violating her probation. She was sentenced to three years probation and isn't showing up to meetings with her probation officer, isn't attending anger management classes and isn't testing for drugs.

A lawyer for the Department of Probation said that Foxy told them, 'I'm not like them (others on probation).'"

Foxy appeared in court without a lawyer yesterday and the judge would not let her speak until her lawyer was present. She told reporters outside that this all started, because she asked her probation officer if they could meet somewhere else besides his Brooklyn office. Her probation officer said that she complained that she was expected to sit and wait with "all kinds of criminals" without her own security.

Foxy said, "My safety was in jeopardy. I asked can we make another plan, and he said I had to sit there like every other probationer. I didn't think they were going to throw me in with the wolves."

"I have never violated probation. This is happening to me because I'm Foxy Brown."

Nooo, this is happening to you because you are a stupid ass bitch! Foxy doesn't realize that the world doesn't care about her stupid ass anymore and they have moved on to bigger and better things. She should've thought about all of this before beating a ho down in a nail salon. The criminals should be afraid of her ass not the other way around.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones' gowns always look like they were worn by former first ladies. This one is something Nancy Reagan would've worn in the 80s. Let's not even talk about the hair. CZJ and her pepaw attended the "A Fine Romance Gala" in Los Angeles yesterday where she also performed classic showtunes. I hate to say this, but is she looking "wider" than usual?