CZJ

CZJ claims she's 38, but there's so many rumors about that she's lying her age. People have written me saying this bitch was in her 20s in the 1980s. I don't know, but she looks 38 to me. A botoxed to hell 38-year-old . That's probably why she married Michael Douglas, so that she could look like a hot young thing next to his pepaw ass.

Here's CZJ at a press conference for "Death Defying Acts" in Sydney with Guy Pearce. Guy will always be Felicia Jollygoodfellow to me.

Catherine Zeta-Jones loves it as she exits The Ivy in Los Angeles two days ago. Look at her, she loves that camera and is stopping to let the paparazzi get every angle of her. I kind of love her. Dumbass thinks she's like old Hollywood, OLD being right. If she wanted to be Hollywood's sex kitten, she should've rethunk those Krissy Snow wedges.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones' gowns always look like they were worn by former first ladies. This one is something Nancy Reagan would've worn in the 80s. Let's not even talk about the hair. CZJ and her pepaw attended the "A Fine Romance Gala" in Los Angeles yesterday where she also performed classic showtunes. I hate to say this, but is she looking "wider" than usual?