Arrests

TMZ reports that 23-year-old Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis was arrested on Friday night after he was pulled over by the fuzz. Cops found a controlled substance on him and threw him in jail. He was released yesterday afternoon after his stepdaddy posted his $10,000 bail.

The LASD inmate information page lists his height as 6'2" and his weight at 190lbs. 190?! I think they accidentally typed in his birth weight instead of his current weight.

I'm guessing the "controlled substance" they found on him was a frappuccino.

Amanda Overmyer is the perfect "American Idol" and I'm going to burn the hell out of all my phone lines (ok, just one) by voting for her. She has everything an Idol needs. Her vocal skills are questionable, her outfits came straight from the Lip Service catalog, her hair looks like it was raped by a bottle of bleach and she has a checkered past!

The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy) reports that Mandy was arrested October 14, 2006 in Crawfordsville, Indiana for drunk driving. She also has a string of driving offenses including going 100mph in a 45mph zone and running a red light.

Mandy admitted on the show that shortly after "Hollywood week" she got into a car accident with a semi-truck that left her with a cracked rib and a busted head.

Above is her mugshot and I love the fact that she's been working that hairstyle since 2006.

Last night, Amanda took a chainsaw to "Carry On Wayward Son." She should be charged for murdering the hell out of that song. I still voted for her, because I love her broke ass Bride of Frankenstein 'do.

Ne-Yo was busted on February 19th while driving through Cobb County, Georgia. He was arrested for reckless driving and driving without a valid license. He should have contacted his friend, Alien Princess Rihanna! She would have busted him out with her laser beams of hotness.

Bitch is balding. The old man hair disease bit him quick! He's only 25. It's ok Ne-Yo! Just put your hat back on and everyone will forget they ever saw this. I hate that I love you!

Source: TMZ

That little meth face, Aaron Carter, was arrested in Texas yesterday after he was pulled over for speeding and cops found at least two ounces of marijuana! Aaron was zipping along 1-10 in Kimble County, Texas when he was pulled over and the cops found the weed when they decided to search his car.

TMZ reports that 20-year-old Aaron is still in the clink awaiting arraignment.

Aaron's career was about due for an arrest. At least it wasn't meth. He probably swallowed all his meth before the cops came up to his window. Doesn't Aaron watch Cops?! You're supposed to throw the illegal shit out the window when you get pulled over. If they find it, you tell them you have no idea what that is and that you've never even seen drugs in your life! Aaron needs to watch more Cops.

TMZ reports that Bai Ling was arrested at LAX yesterday for allegedly trying to steal two tabloid magazines and a pack of batteries. The batteries were probably for her dildo. Bai walked into the terminal shop in the afternoon and walked out with the items totaling $16. She was put under citizen's arrest by one of the gift shop employees. She was taken to the airport police station where she was booked for theft. Sources say she was crying, but was cooperative.

Oh Bai! She should have just said she forgot to pay and gave them the money. Better yet, she should have just started singing and broke into her routine of "I Touch Myself". They would have surrendered to her and let her take the items and probably hand over a few more items just to keep her quiet.

And what the hell is Bai sniffing in that picture above? I don't even want to know.

Barron Hilton was finally bailed out of jail today at 6pm in Malibu. He was arrested this morning for DUI. His bail was originally set for $5,000, but went up to $5,000 due to the fact that he was driving with a fake drivers license. Those Hiltons are so smart. How fucking stupid can you be to give a police office a fake license? Fake licenses are for bars not cops!

PageSix.com reports that Kathy and Rick Hilton refused to put up the bail and wanted him to stay in jail, so he could learn a lesson. TMZ reports that Paris Hilton also refused to bail him out, because she thinks he needs to learn. Yeah, she's the only Hilton that can get away with shit. Apparently, his friends went to a bail bondsman and sprung him free.

The 18-year-old will be in court in April. He was charged with a felony (for the fake license shit).

Teach him a lesson? Fucking please. This is probably what went down. Kathy and Rick told him that they don't want to look bad in pubic, so they are going to "pretend" they are teaching him a lesson. They promised to buy him a Bentley and throw him a party once he gets out. You know, because the Hiltons are trying to change their shit image. That's like me trying to grow a vagina. Not going to happen. Trust me, I've tried.

The empty spot next to Paris Hilton's mug shot in the Hilton family album can now be filled with Barron Hilton's mug shot. Kathy Hilton is definitely shedding a tear. She's sentimental like that. In case you don't know, 18-year-old Barron was arrested this morning for DUI. TMZ reports he blew .14. The legal limit is .8, but since Barron is under 21 the legal limit is 0 for him.

Don't look so sad Barron. You're a Hilton! Actually, that's a good reason to be sad.

18-year-old Barron Hilton has followed in his sister's foosteps by getting arrested for DUI at 8:30 this morning in Malibu. He was pulled over on PCH. He was driving in a black Mercedes-Benz with a passenger. No, it wasn't Paris or Nicky. TMZ reports that no drugs were found. He is currently being booked.

Mug shot! Mug shot! Mug shot! Nicky Hilton needs to step it up. I'm sure Kathy Hilton wants a complete wall of mug shots of all her children. It makes a Hilton proud.

I'm sure he will get bonus points from Kathy for being drunk at 8 in the morning.

UPDATE: PageSix.com claims Barron ran into a gas station employee before getting arrested this morning. The worker said he got knocked ot the ground. He said, "The Mercedes lost control as it was turning into the gas station and Barron got out of the car and he was totally drunk and couldn't walk straight." Even more bonus points! Kathy is creaming herself over this one.

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TMZ reports that Charlie Sheen's best girl, Heidi Fleiss, was arrested in Nevada. Cops pulled her fugly ass over after they got a call about a possible drunk driver. They found pills, but Heidi was unable to show a valid prescription. They also arrested her passenger, John Owen, for possessing a controlled substance and marijuana. The police also said he looked like he was on something. I would be on something too if I was sitting next to Heidi Fless. He's no peach though. They look like comic book characters come to life.

She was charged with driving without a license, possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription, being under the influence of a controlled substance and driving under the influence of a controlled substance. They should have charged her with possession of a busted face! What the hell did she do to herself? As Vanessa Lutz from my favorite movie "Freeway" would say, "Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick. Is that you Bob?"

Lil' Wayne got busted again! Wayne was arrested near Yuma, Arizona and charged with possession of dangerous drugs, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia. TMZ reports that the Drug Enforcement Agency was brought in for the arrest. He was also arrested last year for possession of drugs in Idaho.

His arraignment is set for this morning.

Oh shit! Those are going to be real tears soon. Wayne is all bark no bite. He's probably one of those types that says he isn't afraid to go to the clink, but once he's there he will be crying himself to sleep every night.