Kate Hudson

 

Heath Ledger's a slut too! These two Grade A tramps were seen making out at the Beatrice Inn in NYC on Thursday night reports Page Six. A witness claims the two were fully making out.

 

Kate's rep said, "This is absolutely untrue. They ran into each other and chatted briefly, but that was the extent of it."

 

Kate recently was linked to Orlando Bloom. She was seen making out with him. I told you! That's how they do it in Hollywood. Kate's rep is telling the truth. They "ran into each other" and in Hollywood talk that means "they dry humped."  

 

Recently Kate has been rumored to have "ran into" Dax Shepard, Dane Cook and Orlando. Heath has been linked to just about anyone with breasts.

 

SLUTS! The lot of them!

 

 

Kate Hudson and Orlando Bloom were spotted making out in front of her ex, Dax Shepard a few weeks ago at Kate's Halloween party. OK! Magazine reports the two didn't leave each other's side all night.

 

A source said, "Kate and Orlando were talking, drinking and laughing. Then they just started going at it. They made out for ages and looked like they were really enjoying themselves. They didn't care who was watching. After that first make-out session, they walked around and talked to everyone as a couple. They were inseparable for the rest of the night." 

 

Doesn't this "source" know anything? That's how people in Hollywood greet one another. They start sucking face. I don't even live in Hollyweird and that's how I greet people! I greet my really good friends by just getting on my knees. My mother taught me good manners! Oh shit, she's not gonna like that.

 

 

 

 

Kate Hudson has dumped Dax Shepard and wants Owen Wilson back. Kate and Owen split back in June, because apparently she couldn't take his "wild" lifestyle. Owen tried to off himself two months later.

 

A source said, "It was working out between her and Dax, but it's a clean break. After Owen's suicide attempt, she realized how much she loved him, and broke up with Dax." 

 

Owen better not let that monkey head back in. Owen wasn't trying to kill himself! He was trying to rid himself of Hudson toxins! Dax is going to do the same, just you wait!

 

Kate realized her star was only falling with Dax.  

 

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

 

 

Kate Hudson said her 3-year-old son, Ryder, refuses to let her cut his hair. Last year Kate said she refused to cut his hair, because she thought long hair was beautiful. She said she's part Jewish and Hasidic-Jews don't cut their kids' hair until they are 3. Now it looks like Ryder's into it.

 

She said, "He won't let me cut it. I said, 'We're gonna have to cut your hair...' and he goes, 'Yeah mom... I wanna mohawk!' I was like, 'I can't.'"

"I think it's a daddy thing - his daddy's got long hair so he loves his long hair."

 

Just cut it while he's sleeping and then when he starts crying and bitching about it, buy him a toy. Problem solved! I actually like long hair on boys, but not like that! Ryder has the Rachel and it isn't cute. She should do what he wants and give him a mohawk.

 

 

 

 

Kate Hudson probably finally realized she wasn't dating someone at her fame level. Sources tell OK! Magazine that Kate has dumped Dax Shepard and he didn't even know it! Dax apparently heard from a friend that Kate was over his ass.

 

 

Kate was spotted last week "canoodling" with supermarket billionaire Ron Burkle in NYC.

 

I'm sure Kate is just beside herself. Look at her with Dax. She looks so in love. Oh well, I'm sure Ron Burkle will buy her a jet to ease the pain.

 

 

 

Kate Hudson's ex and the father of her son, Chris Robinson, is apparently extremely happy that her boyfriend, Dax Shepard, has basically moved into her house. Sources have told Page Six that other family members aren't pleased, but Chris is into it.

 

A source said, "Chris is thrilled because now he can have [their 3-year-old son] Ryder whenever he wants . . . Kate gets a little more distracted when new men come into her life."

 

Kate's rep said it wasn't true.

 

Chris is probably happy that someone else finally took that annoying slag off his hands. Dax also probably moved in, because he can't afford rent!

 

 

 

Kate Hudson doesn't seem to believe in monogamy and she also thinks men have a hard time being monogamous. HELLO! Her mother is Goldie Hawn and her stepdad is Kurt Russell. I bet those two have threesomes and shit.

 

"Women, I think, need to spend more time understanding men than changing men. And vice versa."

I don't agree with this bitch. I wouldn't generalize all men as being cheaters. Yeah, men cheat, but so do women. Especially in the internet age where you can easily get dick and pussy 24/7.

When I look at my dog and I see him humping the shit out of his stuffed bunny and then walk away like it was the most meaningless thing in the world, it all makes sense to me. We're all like my dog. Every now and again you let your genitals do the talking and you just want to fuck the shit out of a stuffed bunny and walk away without any consequences. Some people choose to act on those desires and some don't. It's as simple as that!

With that being said, didn't Kate cheat on her last husband?

Source: The Sun

 

 

 

Dax Shepard is such a gentleman! He removed his shirt for his date, Kate Hudson, while leaving Nobu in Malibu. He did it so she could use his probably sweat-stained shirt to cover her face.

 

His body's fine, but he still looks like he should be pumping gas a station in the middle of Oklahoma. I will say that he's definitely an upgrade from Owen Wilson. At least his nose doesn't look like it was put together with super glue. 

 

Source , Source

 

 

Kate Hudson's blonde world just got a little darker. Sources say that Kate split up with Owen Wilson a few days before Memorial Day, but they remain "good friends." Don't they always?

 

The two quietly started dating shortly after Kate split with her husband and baby daddy. Over the last few months they've been a little more open about their relationship even holding hands at events.

 

Between Kate, Owen and Kate's long-haired son...homegirl probably got sick of the power going out all the time when all three hairdryers would go on. At least there's more hair product for her.

 

I actually liked these two. Two fuglies did make a right in this case. 

 

Source: People

 

 

I really hope Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson look so haggard from marathon sex sessions, because they look all sorts of used up. Is there not air conditioning at the joint they are in? They both look sweaty and gross. That being said, they make an interesting couple. 

 

Here's Team Blondie at the premiere of "The Wendell Baker Story" in Beverly Hills last night.