Ken Paves

Jessica Simpson's reality show for Vh1, The Price of Beauty, starts shooting next week and the network is shaking their heads while emptying all their pockets, because making Papa Joe's favorite wet dream star look like she just walked out of a Glamour Shots does not come cheap. Page Six says that Jessica's price for beauty is around $25,000 clams per episode. A source said, "She insists on using her own hair, makeup and fashion stylists, who are more expensive than J.Lo's."

A rep for Vh1 said they don't comment on money shit.

$25,000 is not that much*. I'm sure that's less than the booze, lube and morning after-pill budget on any of those Rock of Whore shows. Although, you know most of that money is really going towards Ken Paves' moisturizer bill. If K-Pav doesn't keep his pucker hole moist at all times, he's real a bitch and will refuse to glue polyester hair pieces into Jessica's scalp.

* You know her Hostess Cakes budget is higher.

Jessica Simpson is not going to let the fact that most of Texas hates her ass get in the way of bonding with her man. A drunk Jessica came stumbling out of the Key Club in Hollywood last night with Tony Romo in tow. They were there to see Metalskool. I'm guessing that was Romo's idea. Dumb bitch Jessica probably thought they were going to go make iron candlesticks. You know...Metalskool. Ok, that was a bad joke.

Ken Paves was also there, because he's attached to Jessica's dirty weave.

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Did Ken and Chestica break up? Ken Paves is in Rome to do Jenny McCarthy's hair for the TomKat wedding tomorrow. He's also rumored to be doing Katie Holme's hair for the main event. Um..did she ask to see his resume? Ken apparently won the job from Oscar Blondi to do the bride's hair.

God, Katie's gonna have a damn wig with curls in it. Oscar is apparently upset that Katie dissed him. That's it, this story is pretty lame. I'm sorry. I just wanted to post a picture of this hotness of a man.

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