Madonna

The father of David Banda aka Madonna’s latest purchase, is very confused about the whole adoption thing. Yohana Banda didn’t realize that she was taking his son for good; he thought the woman was just borrowing him. You know like one would borrow a cup of sugar.

He said, "Our understanding was that they would educate and take care of our son just as they were doing at the orphanage. I am just realizing now the meaning of adoption."

This is a completely different statement he made last week. When human rights groups were pissed that Madge was adopting an African boy, he responded, "As David's father I have no problem (with the adoption), so what is their concern?"

Looks like his ass is having a change of heart and methinks it’s too late.

"If we were told that she wants to take the baby as her own we could not have consented, because I see no reason why I should give away my son."

Yohana said that he does not want his son to return to the orphanage, so I guess everything will stay as is. When asked to comment young David said,

“Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep.”

Okay, lame.

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Madge will take to US television to talk about her recent purchase. She will first make a stop on October 25th to Oprah's couch. She will also appear on The Today Show and on Jay Leno, October 30th. Bitch will most likely talk about David Banda and how she bought him and shit. She will talk about how she wants to be Angelina Jolie and how David is scared of her face, so she has to wear a mask and shit.

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