Kimbo Stewart

This Bitch Is Dedicated

You know Marilyn Manson ordered Evan Rachel Wood to scour the vintage stores and replicate Dita Von Teese's outfit or else! If she doesn't do it, she'll have to sleep in the coffin again.

Here's Dita looking like Lovey Howell as she tried to avoid the sun at the Coachella yesterday.

Dita recently said that she does whatever it takes to keep her baby powder skin from getting tan. She said, "I never go sunbathing. My worst fear is looking down and seeing brown, wrinkly cleavage. It will get white and wrinkly, but there is no need to rush it. I pack vitamins to stop the sun doing anything to me. Some foods accelerate tanning, so I'm very careful about what I eat." Damn. The woman has dedication. I get up, go piss, put on some sweats and call it a day. Dita probably spends 2 hours picking her outfit and then another 2 hours picking out shit to eat that won't tan her skin.

Below are some other twats at Coachella including Sienna Miller, Kelly Osbourne, Kimbo Stewart and Melanie Griffith. They don't hold a candle to Dita's glamour!

Is it just me or does Melanie look like she's suffering from cokey mouth?

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What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

 
Paging Oksana Bauil! Lily Allen has stolen one of your ice skating costumes! She wore it to the British Fashion Awards tonight. Come get your shit!
 
Well, the good thing about that dress is if she got her period she could just use one of those toilet paper leaves to clean up the leak and no one would be the wiser. That dress is tragic.
 
Kimbo Stewart, Kelly Osbourne and Dita Von Teese also attended. Kimbo looks like she got caught in the baggage claim conveyor belt and it ripped her dress and weave off. BUSTED.
 
 
 
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Posh Spice And Chrissy Crocker's Love Child

What the fuck! Looks like Posh and Chrissy's faces smashed into eachother at 100 miles an hour and this is the result! Want to know what happens when you fall asleep with gum in your mouth? Exhibit A: Kimbo Stewart. Silly bitch must have had a full mouth of bubble tape and passed out because she hacked off huge hanks of her manky mane. Wear a hat next time bitch or G.I. Jane that shit!

Here's Kimbo leaving Radio 1 looking like total shit after doing Vernon Kay's show. THANK GOD it was radio and not TV.

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Kimbo Stewart Looks Pretty?

 
I think those 4 words I just typed above summoned the demons of hell to come to Earth and take my soul. WHAT SOUL? There I said it for you! Now shut it!  
 
Seriously though...she looks pretty? In the Hugh Hefner robe and all. Ugh, I regret saying that. Here's Kimbo at the Diesel fragrance launch party in London.
 
 
 
 


You Want This Ass

 
Damn! I just want to get some honey, blueberries, cream and rub up all in that oatmeal. Just have a hell of a time rubbing all over that goodness.
 
Yes, it's Kimbo Stewart and yes I'm pretty sure that's panties and yes it's nasty.
 
 
Source: ONTD
 
 
 


BLECH!

 
 
Kimbo Stewart and Tommy Lee showed up together to last night's Courtney Love concert in Los Angeles. The gruesome pair have been seen out and about together for the past few weeks. It saddens me that Tommy's long dick is being wasted on that snatch!
 
Tommy also showed off a broken finger. He probably got it from trying to finger bang that skank! You know her vagina probably has teeth in it.
 
 
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Keeping Their Distance

 
Kimbo Stewart and Calum Best kept their distance from each other while shopping in Malibu. This is the second time this week the fugly fugs have been spotted together. Calum was also seen at a couple of Blohan's parties while Kimbo is rumored to be dating Tommy Lee.
 
Basically, it comes down to one simple thing. Everyone in Hollywood fucks each other! Yeah, that's it. These two belong together. I hope she steps on a rusty nail walking around barefoot like that! Just joking, but I'd love it if she stepped in dog caca.
 
 
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WTF: Kimbo Stewart for McDonald's!

 
Dear McDonald's,
 
If you want to sell food that people will buy to eat...DO NOT...I repeat...DO NOT....hire Kimbo Stewart to endorse your products.  Kimbo makes people lose their food not want to gain food.
 
Oh and please make breafast available all day! 
 
xoxoxMichael K 
 
P.S. - WTF kind of GD ad campaign is this?! 
 
 
Source: TMZ
 
 
 


Clash Of The Fuglies

 
What is wrong with Posh lately? She is fighting the hot big time. Look at what she's wearing. Is this one of Loni Anderson's old one from WKRP Cincinatti? I mean....gross. Somebody also needs to tell Kimbo Stewart that the headband thing isn't working. It's probably there to keep her weave from running away from her fug ass face!
 
Here's these two at the Graduate Fashion Week photocall? Graduates of fashion? They both failed that exam! 
 
 
 


Hardly Glamorous

Fug alert! A lovely picture of woof woof Kimbo arriving at the 2007 Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London last night. How the hell did she get invited to this thing?? Her ugly ass has no business being there. Does she even work? By the way, this dress is hideous. She looks like a q-tip, or going to a slutty 80's prom. Then again fuglies should wear fugly things. So it's perfect on her.

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