Olsens

There's my little Mary-Kate Olsen wearing a flannel shirt as a dress with tranny heels. Yes, I love her and yes she looks like a wet cat. How can her lungs take smoking REDS?

Mary-Kate Olsen got rid of that nasty white hair on Tuesday. I don't care what you say the Olsens are still God. Look at her. Those shoes are so hot. My only concern is that the hoodie she's wearing as a dress is probably a size XS womens.

The Olsens were spot leaving a building in Culver City with a bunch of clothes in hand. Must be nice to shop and dash. Mary-Kate was seen later that day doing some grocery shopping where she probably bought Diet Coke, Coffee and Dextatrim.

God, she's hot. She's like a glamorous sea creature.

What the hell is up with Mary-Kate Olsen's Ashley Olsen's (same thing) chola look recently? She isn't down like that, so she needs to stop. I know she's not about to get a teardrop tattoo or change her name to "La Whisper."

Furthermore, what is up with this skinny hos getting two coffees at a time?! One is to drink and the other is to vomit in?

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen need their own horror movie. These glamour trolls really scare me. They are ripping out my soul with their eyes! So hot, though. The two look like two, rich, albino gangsters as they attended the Giambattista Valli party in Paris last night. Do you think they keep razors in their hair?

Perhaps I've been living in NYC for too long and I've grown accustomed to thinking the "almost dead" look is hot, but these Olsen chicks are way hot. They are continuing to spread their glamour in Paris and were spotted shopping yesterday.

I think I saw the one on the right in "Lord of the Rings."

I think I'm alone in thinking the Olsens are hotter than shit. I mean look at them! Yes, they wear fur but they will die if they don't! Their fragile skins need the coat of a dead animal to protect them from the cold Paris air! I guess they are there for fashion week and to probably pick up more 12" heels. I bet you that blonde one (sorry I can't tell them a part) ripped her tights on purpose. Source

What kind of disco animal had to give its life for Ashley Olsen to wear it?! Yes that coat is all sorts of wrong, but I still love it. She makes me thing of a simpler time of disco balls, white dust and lots and lots of glitter. Do you think if you stick your finger in it, white cream will come out? Oh and that venti-something is way bigger than her. Source

Ashley Olsen is currently in Mexico. Hopefully, she's turning that frown upside down! The Olsens were in NYC last week looking like total grouches. I'm not sure what's going on here. Granny panties, t-shirt, corona and most likely a little weed. Girl looks like she's playing with the "little people" under her lounger.

It's the Olsens! Yes, we know they're creepy. Yes, we know that by looking at their pictures we are probably losing a tiny bit of our souls. Yes, we know that some polyester creature died so that Ashely could have something super fug to wear. Yes, we know that MK gave herself a wonk eye. Yes, yes, yes.

Anyway, here's these two at the Jenni Kayne fashion show in NYC today.