Olsens

 

Okay, that's not MK Olsen it's a baby with Ashley. Bad joke, a real stretch! So Ashley Olsen came out to support her fellow child stars, Dylan and Cole Sprouse, at the launch of their clothing line yesterday. The Sprouse boys are best known for their roles on "Grace Under Fire" and "Big Daddy."

 

When Ashley poses without MK she looks so healthy and youthful and shit. Homegirl is glowing. Those Sprouse boys are...well...I wish them luck on their clothing line!

 

 

 

 

The Olsen trolls attended the CFDA Fashion Awards in NYC last night since they are like darlings of the fashion world or something. You can't sit there and tell me these hos don't look hot. Yes, they will suck your soul with their eyes, but they will do it looking like hot shit.  

 

MK is in white and Ash is in black. MK was also with that Louboutin shoe dude again. Sugar daddy! 

 

 

 

 

Mary-Kate Olsen will be in 10 out of 15 episodes of Weeds this season. This is her first solo role without sister Ashley. MK will play Tara, a devoted Christian girl living in the newly developed megachurch community Majestic who becomes a love interest for Silas. The second season of the Showtime series starts August 13th. 

 

The series' executive producer said, "It's an adult show with adult subject matter, and we're confident Mary-Kate is right for the role. She came in and read with Hunter and was absolutely charming and real and seemed like a great fit. Audiences have seen only one side of Mary-Kate, but here we'll see her in a whole new light."

 

I don't watch Weeds, but looks like I have to watch it now. MK probably had no idea what she was signing up for. She wanted to buy some weed not star in it. Ok, really bad joke. It's early!  

 

 

 

 

It's not a fashion event without the two trolls of fashion, the Olsens! Mary-Kate and Ashley are near and dear to my heart. They are forever 6-year-old girls playing dress up. At the Chanel Cruise Collection show last night they look like they raided Elvira's closet!

 

They show daytime and evening looks for the modern vampiress. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Producers of Bond 22 are reportedly courting Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to be the first ever twin Bond girls. Janet Charlton reports that the creators are apparently so hard-up for the girls that they are promising them a no-nudity and no-sex-scenes clause in order to win their commitment. They also want the girls to play good girls and not villians. The twins are apparently seriously considering their offer. 

 

Shooting begins next year with Daniel Craig reprising his role as James Bond.

 

Unless they are playing two magical trolls that live inside Bond's head, I don't see how this will work. Wasn't Amy Winehouse a rumor as well?! Winehouse and the Olsens! The next Bond better take place in an Ano rehab facility if the producers are going in that direction. 

 

 

 

 

 

The Olsens are so hot and I can't stand it. Last night at the Costume Gala was no exception. Yes, Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a wet bird dipped in tar, but it works for me. I can picture her in 50 years wearing this dress and ordering her sister around in their faded Long Island mansion remembering their heyday. I wonder why she didn't bother fixing that mouse nest on her head.

 

Ashley Olsen's dress is a little disappointing. That's something Chestica's tacky ass would wear.  Ash was escorted by her new sugardaddy, Christian Louboutin. Free shoes! I don't know if he's her sugardaddy, but he should be. They make the perfect creepy couple. 

 

 

 

 

I haven't posted on the Olsens much and it's a good things these pictures came through. I was having glamour troll withdrawals. They aren't the best quality, but you get the gist. They are still hot and they still dress like hooker grannies.

 

Source: Olsen-Fans

 

 

 

Mary-Kate Olsen and Max Snow brought their dirty love to the Rangers game at MSG in NYC last night. They "canoodled" all through the game. They look happy. Dirty, greasy, disgusting and ill, but happy. 

 

 

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have reportedly sought out "Dr. 90210" star, Dr. Raj Kanodia, for matching nose jobs.

A source said, "Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done. When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea.

"They both love changing their looks. They thought this would make them look more polished."

Dr. Raj has already worked on the schnozes of Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston.

 

I thought the Olsens already had nose jobs? They have perfect noses if you ask me. What they really need is some fat attached to their bones.