Jennifer Lopez

Friday, March 23rd 2007

JOlsen Takes Paris

Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor are currently in Paris promoting that Spanish album of hers. JLo definitely loves fur and is totally channeling the Olsens here. Skulls and fur are an Olsens best friend.

I sort of like the dress just not on her.

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, March 21st 2007

Constipated

JLo is in Barcelona to promote her album "Como Ama Una Mujer" which I think already is a huge hit over there. She performed on a TV show and then held a photocall this afternoon. I must say that she looks a lot better without that walking dead of a husband.

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Thursday, March 15th 2007

We Already Know He Looks Dead...

Everyone in the Universe has already said that Marc Anthony looks dead, so I will say..he looks half-dead. He is cracking a smile, right? Marc and JLo attended ShoWest in Las Vegas last night to sell their movie "El Cantante." The film is about....who cares it's not like you're going to see it until it's on late-night local TV.

Is JLo wearing those mink eyelashes again?

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 5th 2007

Hot Shoes, Fug Hair

jlo1.jpg Jennifer Lopez performed at Viva Romance in Miami on Saturday night. I'm not sure what Viva Romance is, but Marc Anthony doesn't belong anywhere that romance is involved. I'm not a fan of JLo, but I will say she looks hot from the neck down. She just can't stop with those fugly wigs though. Is homegirl bald? I mean...that hairpiece belong on Mr. Ed. jlo6.jpg jlo5.jpg jlo4.jpg jlo3.jpg jlo2.jpg

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Monday, February 19th 2007

The Photoshop Awards: JLo's All-Spanish Album Cover

82876781492jh5.jpg I dig it. Are those spiders attacking her eyes? Source

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Friday, February 16th 2007

JLo Gets Booed

jlocry2.jpg Jennifer Lopez's film "Bordertown" had a little screening at the Berlin Film Festival. The film played and JLo waited to see the audience's reaction. And she waited.... jlocry1.jpg And they started booing.... jlocry3.jpg And she cried...AHAHAHA! That's right. Hopefully that will teach you to STOP ACTING and stick to what you know best. Which is...which is....shit I don't know. I'm a little disappointed they didn't throw salad at her. Source Thanks Clint

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Thursday, February 15th 2007

JLo and Skeletor Board the Mothership

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Liar mouths, JLo and Marc Anthony are indeed Scientologists. JLo has said in the past that she's not one and confirmed her father was one of them. FOX news is reporting that the pair have been taking meetings at the Scientology center in Hollywood since December. Skeletor apparently has taken the "purification" course, a sauna that supposedly "cures" all ills.

JLo may have invested in the IRS-sanctioned religion thanks to infertility issues. The pair have also been quite chummy with TomKat in the past months. JLo's friendship with fellow Scientologist, Leah Remini, has also heated up. DUMBASSES! Go ahead and give away your money for no reason. Posh better not sign with the devil and keep that money close.

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Monday, February 12th 2007

Way Hotter Without That Walking Corpse Next to Her

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I'm usually not a fan of JLo's overall look, but at the Madrid call for "Bordertown" she looked the hotness. Those shoes are beyond and she actually looks youthful. It's probably because Skeletor isn't by her side sucking every bit of life out of her.

Now "Bordertown" is about...oh who cares it's going to suck anyway! I mean, homegirl can't make a good movie. I'm just saying!

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Sunday, February 4th 2007

Making Me Vom

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JLo and Skeletor performed at a Super Bowl and Ocean Magazine party last night in Miami. This is making me really uncomfortable. They seriously need to keep their "canoodling" to themselves and by themselves I mean locked in a basement 90-feet under. Thank God pictures can't sing or else my ears would be bleeding. JLo live sounds like a hyenia getting anally assaulted with a splintery broomstick.

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Friday, February 2nd 2007

The Photoshop Awards: JLO

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These are some new promo shots for JLo's upcoming album. To quote one of Mariah Carey's friends (about her Playboy cover) "These look like they've been photoshopped in a wind tunnel."

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Source: ICYDK

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