Jennifer Lopez

Thirty Pounds of Make-Up

Jennifer Lopez does not need every single product from the MAC counter on her face. It's just unnecessary. She's not that much of a dog that she has to cover her mug up. Ugh, it's nasty! Imagine her white suit by the end of the night. Tranny and the Skeletor!

Here's JLo looking like a straight-up drag queen at the UsWeekly Young Hollywood Awards last night at Sugar in Hollywood.

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Jennifer Lopez

The Photoshop Awards: JLo & Skeletor

Eff Photoshop! This is a straight-up black velvet painting!

Thanks thenameisfinger

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Jennifer Lopez • Photoshop Awards

And The Oscar Goes To......

The trailer for "El Cantante" starring JLo and Skeletor has finally arrived. It isn't as awful as I expected, but it's just the trailer. JLo looks really hot, but homegirl can't act to save her life. If asses could get Oscars, hers would surely take the cake. I just can't stand her high-pitched voice. She should just stand there and keep her mouth shut!

That being said, Skeletor was BORN to play a heroin-head. They probably had to do make-up and prosthetics to make him look healthy for the character's pre-crackhead days.

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Cinema • Jennifer Lopez

Sanjaya Quote of the Day!

"I definitely hoped that Jennifer Lopez picked up on my passion and um...maybe I'll get her number later and we won't have to tell Marc Anthony."

Editor's Note - He just wants to borrow those rhinestone bangles she's been rocking. Oh and JLo sounds like a canary being stomped on over and ove again.

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Gay • Jennifer Lopez • Reality TV • YouTubes

JLo's Master Class

Last night's "American Idol" was all sorts of boring. The moment of the night was of course when JLo mentored Sangina. He sang "Besame Mucho" when he really should've sang "La Isla Bonita", but that's besides the point. The best part was when JLo started to sing with him. Watching her sing is like watching hyenas slowly devour a baby zebra. It's slow as hell and painful.

That being said, Sangina wasn't half bad last night. Painted on facial hair and everything.

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Jennifer Lopez • Reality TV

Jealousy

Jennifer Lopez has embraced her fat ass and says there's no way she'd want to be a size-zero. She said that it's a shame that models are killing themseves to be thin and when she opens a magazine and sees a skinny bitch she just wants to feed her. The size six star said,

"I couldn't ever be a size zero.

"I have a butt, I have boobs and I have a woman's curves - there is no way I'd see them go to zero. I just don't see how I could get down to that size and still be healthy. It wouldn't work. For me, looking good is all about looking healthy, and the ultimate beauty secret is about being happy in yourself."

Spoken like a true fat ass! I'm joking, save the e-mails. She's right, but she's not a size six in the ass...is she? That ass alone is a size six.

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Jennifer Lopez

JLo Hates Her Own

Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting the hell out of her Spanish-language album, "Como Ama una Mujer", and the President of the biggest Latin music retail outlet says she won't attend events at his stores.

David Massry of Ritmo Latino (50 stores Nationwide) said, "We've supported her from the beginning. Now we're told by her record company she will only visit Anglo retail outlets. This is a Spanish-language CD, and if she wants to discriminate against the Latin community, then we will not sell her product."

Ritmo will not sell the album. JLo could not be reached for comment.

I agree that JLo's music should be banned, but only because ho can't SING!

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Jennifer Lopez

Them Again?

It seems that JLo has been promoting that "Y Tu Mama Tambien" or whatever it's called for months now. She went back to the Bronx yesterday to sign copies at FYE. She also brought her bag of bones husband.

Ken Paves also showed up to tend to her wig. If she's Jenny from the block, why does she need her own hairdresser for a stupid album signing? Someone should've shot at their asses.

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Jennifer Lopez

Drag Queen

Is that a drag queen or is that the real JLo at her album party for ''Cuomo Ama Una Mujer'' last night in NYC? I mean, JLo is not that bad looking. She doesn't need 50lbs of make-up. She needs to put some of that foundation on her almost-dead husband.

What the hell is real on this ho? Fake ass.