Tara Reid

Obviously the acting thing isn't working for Tara Reid, so she's going to try out the fast-food business. Tara plans to open a place called "Ketchup" in Los Angeles on March 31st. Tara has already invested in 3 other L.A. restaurants, Geisha House, The Shore and Bella.

She said, "You probably won't see me behind the cash register, but I'll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right."

In the kitchen? Um....isn't that violating health codes or something? There's so going to be a hepatitis outbreak in L.A. if they allow this piece of trash to make the burgers.

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Even the Clisters get to party at Oscar time! Tara Reid and Bai Ling both looked elegant and expensive (I'm joking) at The de Grisogono 2007 Pre-Oscar Party at LA SoHo House last night. Did Tara get a job as a waitress? That dress she's wearing looks like a straight-up cocktail waitress uniform. I wouldn't be surprised. Bai is still the most luxurious lady in the room. Kimora and Naomi Campbell were also there. Paris was there too, but I'm sick of her wonky ass!

Tara Reid's body is looking a little bit better lately. She was spotted at the pool at the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara on Saturday. Her tummy and breasts aren't looking like they were ran over by a semi-truck.

Tara Reid tried her best at last night's Grammy parties, but still came up looking like a Las Vegas bridesmaid. She almost had me until I got to the pink eyes. I guess that's to distract from the blood-shot eyes she will probably gain later in the night after downing a few dozen Red Bulls/Vodkas. I mean you know that's all she drinks.

In other Tara news....she's really disgusted at Joe Francis' behavior on the Howard Stern radio show. Joe told Howard that Tara is basically dead fish in bed. At a pre-Grammy part Joe tried to talk to her but she turned around and said, "Get away from me! Never talk to me again!"

That act was just for the cameras I'm sure. She probably gave him a hand job in the bathroom.

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