Tara Reid

Fits Like A Glove

It's pretty fitting that one of America's biggest hookers will host The Hooker's Ball in Darwin, Australia this weekend. The event's organizer said Tara Reid will dress in lingerie or as a hooker. So basically she'll be wearing her normal clothes! Ok, then.

The organizer said, "It's a night like your 'pimps and prostitutes' or sleaze balls, and it's just a night of less is best. We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down."

Oh and he forgot to mention that she's also a great choice, because she's a prostitute herself. However, I think they messed up on the poster. Tara Reid has never been A-list. EVER. Unlesss A stands for Asshole?

You know Tara wasn't even their first choice. They probably wanted the World's biggest hooker, Paris Hilton. She's too busy hosting The Dumb Stupid Whore Cunt Ball.

Source

Thanks Brent

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Tara Reid's Signature Scent

The creator of "Scrubs," Bill Lawrence, said that Tara Reid was his least favorite guest-star on the show. He said she was a pleasure to work with, but stank up the set.

He said it wasn't "because she wasn't a nice person, but because she allegedly stank of booze and smokes."

I feel like I've heard this before, but it could be just another person confirming that the skank stinks. It's probably her natural essence. I bet she's always dropping the soap in the shower. Not because of her slippery fingers, but because the soap bar is trying to get away!

Source: Rush & Molloy

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Tara Reid's Piece

Tara Reid's man needs to stop thinking he's a young Robert DeNiro. He looks like one of those types that acts like he's high-class and rich, but will turn around and ask your ass for $10 to buy ciggies. FRAUDULENT! Judging by Tara's outfit it looks like she doesn't have $10 to give.

Wenn , Splash

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Tara Reid Is Funny

Tara Reid told FHMonline that she never ended up like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, because she knows the right way to party.

"I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I'm not stupid, so I'd never do a lot of the things those girls do. You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when I'm not working, why shouldn't I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage?"

"I was a party girl, but I played by the rules. Yeah. Like, Lindsay makes $15 million a movie, so why doesn’t she have a driver? I don’t get it. If you get drunk, that’s fine, but don’t drive. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don’t let them get themselves in trouble."

That Tara is such a comedian! What job?

I mean didn't she have a job where she had to get drunk?! On that Taradise crap on E! she was getting paid to party and be a drunk wreck!

Source: Page Six

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Tara Reid

Toni Toni Toni

It's Toni Basil! Unfortunately, she's with Tara Reid, but it's still Toni Basil! I heard she's like choreographing now and shit. Did she get a little pulled or is just me?

Tara's "class act" makeover isn't fooling me. I know she has a vagina piercing underneath that gown.

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Tara Reid

Coachella Brings Out the Ugly

Look at these pretty ladies! So fresh and so clean.

Courtney Love and Kimberly Stewart followed the rules of Coachella and brought on the ugly. It's not too hard for these two. They seriously look like they are about to take part in a line-up for crackhead, truck-stop hookers. Court looks used in more ways than ten.

Strange enough Tara Reid (below) looks rather normal.

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Courtney Love • Kimbo Stewart • Tara Reid

Not Totally Unfortunate

Tara Reid didn't look like a $3 hooker at last night's Dance to Erase MS benefit. A $15 hooker yes, but that's a step above! At least she's trying to clean it up!

The dress is a little Windsors Fashions-esque , but homegirl doesn't have the dough for a proper gown.

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Tara Reid

McTara's

Obviously the acting thing isn't working for Tara Reid, so she's going to try out the fast-food business. Tara plans to open a place called "Ketchup" in Los Angeles on March 31st. Tara has already invested in 3 other L.A. restaurants, Geisha House, The Shore and Bella.

She said, "You probably won't see me behind the cash register, but I'll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right."

In the kitchen? Um....isn't that violating health codes or something? There's so going to be a hepatitis outbreak in L.A. if they allow this piece of trash to make the burgers.

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Out Classing Each Other

Even the Clisters get to party at Oscar time! Tara Reid and Bai Ling both looked elegant and expensive (I'm joking) at The de Grisogono 2007 Pre-Oscar Party at LA SoHo House last night. Did Tara get a job as a waitress? That dress she's wearing looks like a straight-up cocktail waitress uniform. I wouldn't be surprised. Bai is still the most luxurious lady in the room. Kimora and Naomi Campbell were also there. Paris was there too, but I'm sick of her wonky ass!

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Bai Ling • Kimora • Tara Reid

Improvement

Tara Reid's body is looking a little bit better lately. She was spotted at the pool at the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara on Saturday. Her tummy and breasts aren't looking like they were ran over by a semi-truck.