Beyonce

Beyonce's copycat ass is in Sydney for her 5-date Australian tour that began today. She looks hot, but I hope she gives RuPaul her dress back when the tour is over. That's also some strong-ass glue in that weave.

Those are some crazy eyes! She's trying to hypnotize the audience into believing their money was well spent.

To the left..to the left...

Beyonce performed on "The Today Show" this morning to promote that DVD anthology or something. First of all, that hot pink lipstick needs to stay in 1987. Second of all, the red polish and pink lipstick is a beauty don't!

On the positive, whoever nails those wigs to her head does a mighty fine job. Those suckers don't pop off. It would be hot if they did though.

Beyonce is doing a video for every song off her "B'Day" album for some super-huge DVD release or something. Above is a video for "Kitty Kat" which is an intro to another song. The video features Beyonce riding on a giant housecat. WTF?!

I don't know if it's a piece of trash or high art!

Beyonce was on TRL today to promote her album and her new wig. I actually like this fake rug on her. It makes her look younger less full of herself. However, that outfit belongs on a Bratz doll. Army hooker Bratz doll. That'd be a hot doll actually. I'd buy that for my cousins.

UPDATE - Oh and bitch doesn't have hepatitis. You can sleep easy now.

Beyonce and Shakira have joined forces and ass for "Beautiful Liar." These are a few stills from the video. Weird. That shit looks like it was made in 1993. I can't tell the difference between the two either. Ewww. Visit ONTD to see more pics from the video

UPDATE - Here's the video. Ugh. I'm underwhelmed.

An ad featuring Beyonce with a cigarette in a long, old-fashioned holder in one hand is drawing controversy in Australia. The image is being used for magazine and newspaper ads as well as billboard ads to promote the Australian leg of her tour. People are calling for the ad to be removed, because they think it promotes smoking. A spokesperson from the Queensland Cancer Fund said, "Young women in particular are influenced by what they see in the media. So it doesn't help that they are regularly exposed to images such as celebrities smoking. With young women, image issues usually win out over health issues and it can actually be a prompt for them to start smoking." People aren't sure what Beyonce was thinking. Um...she doesn't think. Papa Knowles tells her what to do and she does it. People also need to realize that young women or whoever need to think for themselves. They see ads with Beyonce wearing hideous outfits and that doesn't mean they are going to go out to the nearest drag queen store and pick up a hideous frock made of sequins and rhinestones.

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Last night in Los Angeles, Beyonce celebrated her Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover. She is the first non-model to grace the cover. Standing next to it, she also proved to us how much airbrushing work was involved to create the finished product. She should've stood further away from it.