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Arroz Con Pollo

Beyonce told Latina Magazine that she wishes she was born Latin. Some people are offended by this statement, but I think it's just Beyonce kissing ass. If it was Dog Fancy, she'd say she wishes she was born a dog. Matthew Knowles probably programmed that response into her.

B said, "I'm just jealous that I wasn't born Latina. I wish I had been because the culture is so beautiful."

Homegirl should've left it at that, but she kept going.

"I noticed a big difference between speaking to all of the Latino stations and speaking to the pop stations or the other stations. With the Latino stations, there was so much love and everyone is so genuine."

Can't wait what Miss Info and Wendy Williams are going to say about this. They are going to tear her a new one. If these statements came from someone with half a brain then it would probably be a little off, but Beyonce has no idea what the hell she's talking about.

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Yes, Please Cover It Up

Beyonce is the latest performer to be asked by Malaysia to keep her ass covered and tone her show down. Most recently Gwen Stefani had to completely re-vamp her wardrobe in order to perform in the country and not face fines or death. Ok, just fines not death, but I thought death sounded good.

Beyonce's concert organizer, Pineapple Concerts (I like that name, they'd be my organizers if I had a concert) said, "Beyonce won't be able to do the kind of show here that she does elsewhere. It's a pity to restrict her because her costumes are all tasteful and glamorous."

Last year The Pussycat Dolls were fined $4,400 for ignoring decency laws. That's it?! They should've been thrown into whore slavery.

The country's guidelines state that female artists must cover up from their chest to their knees including shoulders. Even though Gwen Stefani did this, they still weren't happy.

"Outside, she still wears sexy clothes and influences teenagers who idolise her. It's bad to have immoral artists visiting Malaysia."

Xtina decided to skip the country on her tour of Asia, because she couldn't tone down her slutiness.

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The Family Business

Solange must hate hate hate hate Beyonce! The beauty gene obviously landed on B and then bounced right over S! Daddy Knowles probably makes sure Solange always looks like the homely one. He doesn't want anyone taking the spotlight from his beloved B.

Here's Beyonce and Solange with their mom, Tina, at the launch of their fashion line "Dereon" in Toronto, Canada.

Those frocks look dead cheap! You know after Beyonce finished this photocall, she's like "get this cheap ass shit off of me! My skin is going to rash!"

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She Planned That

Beyonce done fell down the stairs at her show in Orlando last night! Orlando will do that to you. Beyonce handled it like a champ and got right back up and continued to lip-sync the hell out of that song like nothing happened!

Oh and she's totally lip-syncing and don't tell me otherwise!

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I Know The Real Reason For Her Visit

Beyonce visited two fans in the hospital yesterday after the pyrotechnics in her show fucked up and spilled into the front row. The two fans were hospitalized for minor injuries. Beyonce, who is the Mother Theresa of our generation, made a low-key visit to the hospital.

Her rep said, "She was just very concerned about the people injured in the audience. It was unannounced and we kept it very low-key so that she could spend time with them."

Yeah I bet she was concerned. Concerned with not being sued! She probably showed up with her lawyer, some papers to sign and a couple of autographed CDs to make the trade.

Beyonce said, "My life and career have been blessed with the support of the best fans in the world. Their safety and well-being will always be a top priority and one of my biggest concerns."

I would've been calling my lawyer while in the ambulance. Beyonce better watch it herself with those pyros. Who knows what her hair is made of and that shit might cause a fireball.

Click here to see the "accident"

Above is B with her wax sister and mother at a Birthday party this past weekend.

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Beyonce Might Play Aida

Disney is apparently working on a big-screen version of their Broadway musical version of the classic story of Aida by Elton John. Disney reportedly wants Beyonce to the play the title role. The studio only wants Beyonce and if she signs on the project is a go. At this point, I have nothing to say. Hollywood and Disney fuck everything up, so why not this. Have at it!

Here's Beyonce making her usual crazy and funny faces at the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans last night.

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TRAN

What was probably a good idea on paper somehow didn't work itself out at the BET Awards last night. Beyonce performed some song called "Get Me Bodied" as some kind of futuristic robot-tranny-thing. It might have worked if she wore an outfit that actually fit! The rude part is, she didn't serve any coffee with that muffin!

Beyonce should've kept on that silvery/disco frock she wore for the red carpet. Now that's an outfit that would make any drag queen proud.

Click here to see Beyonce's performance. On ONTD they also suggested that homegirl stole her idea yet again and this time from Kylie Minogue. Click here to see Kylie and you be the judge!

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Kiss Ass!

Kelly Rowland isn't happy that Beyonce wasn't nominated for an Oscar for her work in Dreamgirls. Her co-star Jennifer Hudson won Best Supporting Actress and Helen Mirren won the Best Actress award for The Queen.

Kelly said, “I tell you what, though, Beyonce was robbed of the Dreamgirls Oscar. She did a great job. Mind you, that won’t be her last opportunity. She’ll have plenty of Oscars in the future.”

Kelly...Kelly..Kelly.....that five-head really doesn't hold a very big brain, now does it? It's ok...Beyonce isn't paying your bills anymore, so you don't have to kiss her ass!

Beyonce deserves an Oscar as much as JHud deserved hers. Oh shit! I said it and I probably shouldn't have! Exit stage left.

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Beyonce To Become An Honest Woman

It's about time! Jay-Z has FINALLY asked Beyonce to marry him. Exciting, isn't it?

Sources claim that Beyonce is currently on tour in London and Jay-Z was also on tour but cancelled just to fly all the way there last night to watch her perform. He asked her to marry him while on vacation in Cannes and she said yes. Awww. Gag.

Sources also say he's going to get "the biggest diamond she can fit on her finger." and "This will be the hip-hop wedding to end all hip-hop weddings."

Boring. Until they have a kid and more stories surface of Momma Knowles bleaching their baby then I might care. Wait, she designs Beyonce's outfits right? I have a feeling that's gonna be one skanky wedding dress.

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Is Beyonce Broadway Bound?

Beyonce is apparently in talks to play Maggie the Cat in a new Broadway revival of "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." The revival was originally supposed to begin performances later this year, but it's been pushed back to accommodate her schedule. The all African-American production will be directed by Debbie Allen. Oh shit, loved her ass in "A Different World."

In addition to Beyonce, Danny Glover is in talks to play Big Daddy, Phylicia Rashad is in talks to play Big Momma and LL Cool J is pretty much set as Brick.

Broadway star Audra McDonald had agreed to play Maggie, but apprently producers wanted a bigger name. Audra said, "I think Beyoncé's an incredibly beautiful, talented singer. But the stage is a very difficult beast . . . a lot of people don't understand how difficult it is not just to do it right once, but do it right eight times a week and keep it up."

Elizabeth Taylor was nominated for her an Oscar for the film version of the Tennessee Williams play.

Can you imagine this shit?! I would be front and center, because you know this is going to be some campy shit. Beyonce as Maggie the cat?!!! Death to the theater!

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