Sienna Miller

Friday, June 1st 2007

Best Fugs Forever

 
Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are taking their on-screen friendship off-screen. The pair are currently shooting "The Edge of Love" in England. They brought their co-star, Matthew Rhys and Keira's lady, Rupert Fiend, out to dinner and partying.
 
Dlisted reader Sarah made an interesting observation. There's always talk about Keira being an ano bitch, but doesn't Sienna's legs look almost half the size of Keira's? It might be the angle, I don't know.  
 
 
Source: Daily Mail
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 10th 2007

The Harpo Marx Story

 
"The Best Time of Our Lives" starring Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley isn't out yet, but I don't think I need to see it. I mean with the new picures of filming everyday I feel like I've already seen it. It's about fugliness on the seaside! 
 
It could also pass as a Harpo Marx biopic starring Sienna as Harpo. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, May 7th 2007

This Could Be You, Lindsay Lohan

 
Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are having the time of their lives while shooting "The Best Time of Our Lives" in England and Wales. The film written by Keira's mommy is about a love triangle or something. Lindsay Lohan had originally been set for the role now played by Sienna.  
 
 Is Sienna supposed to be retarded in this film, because she looks it. She also looks like ANNIE all grown-up. Not a hot look. Overall, this movie is probably going to not totally suck. Especially now that Lindsay's firecrotch isn't tainting it.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, May 2nd 2007

When Sienna Looks in the Mirror...

 
Sienna Lohan Dunst Olsen Simpson Sevigny showed off her ass and nips at lunch in London. I'm serious when I say that these girls are look the same. They wear the same wayfarers and the same dirty tank. Are they in competition to see who can look the dirtiest?
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 23rd 2007

Hohan Out, Sienna In

 
Lindsay Lohan backed out last week of starring in "The Best Time of Our Lives" with Keira Knightley. Sources say that Lindsay didn't like the way the script was coming together. They probably cut all her sex scenes out.
 
Sienna Miller has replaced Lindsay in the film about two women fighting over Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. Keira's mommy wrote the script.
 
Matthew Rhys will play Dylan Thomas, Sienna will play his wife and Keira will play his childhood friend.
 
Shooting begins this May in Wales. Cillian Murphy also stars.
 
Bad teeth alert! I hope they have a dentist on the crew. Sienna makes more sense than Lindsay anyway. At least Sienna can sort of act. Sort of.
 
Source: Coming Soon
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 5th 2007

Cool for a White Girl

 
Kanye West shoud just sew his mouth shut. Everything that comes out of it, is straight-up garbage. He had this to say about Sienna  Miller:
 
"That's a white girl I would take to the mosque."
 
Is mosque Kanye-talk for hooker barn?! Sienna is a drunk, nude mess! She does not belong in a place of religion unless we're worshiping whores! If such a place exists let me know, because I'd like to start going there on Sundays.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, March 21st 2007

Sienna Miller Doesn't Know How to Drive

Do we really care that Sienna Miller can't drive and went for driving lessons in London the other day? Apparently I do, because I'm posting about it. Is this is what it's come to?

Hey, I got something else too! Apparently Sienna got a new tattoo last week. Driving lessons and tattoos! The big news people.

Source

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, March 16th 2007

Spot the Dog!

Okay, Sienna Miller sort of looks cute while walking her mutts in London today. The one on the right sort of looks like Jude Law.

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 13th 2007

Still Trash

This is Sienna Miller at the "Factory Girl" premiere in London this evening. First of all, hasn't that movie been put in the trash can already? Second of all, her sister Savannah is totally grossed out by her too.

Last of all, hasn't she worn that dress like a million times?

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

Someone Sew Her Mouth Shut!!!

Sienna Miller is blaming Tourette's syndrome on why she called Pittsburgh, Shitsburgh, last year. During an interview, Sienna went off on the Pennsylvania city where she was filming "Factory Girl."

She said, "These things just come out. I think it might be mild Tourette's, not to insult people who have proper Tourette's, but I will say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate time to the most inappropriate person. Always. Guaranteed."

No, I think it's a major case of STUPIDSKANK-SYNDROME! The only cure for that is to get in your car and keep driving until you run into the ocean!

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Posted by: Michael K


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