Sienna Miller

 

Kate Moss is pissed off that Sienna Miller is trying to steal her swagger. Kate reportedly accused Sienna of stealing her look and friends. Sienna is currently sort-of fucking Rhys Ifans, one of Kate's closest friends. Kate isn't happy about it and let the bitch know at a wedding this past weekend.

 

Brawl at a wedding? You can take the trash out of the trash can.....

 

A witness said, "Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them."

"A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got."

Eventually someone reminded these two trash cans that they were at a wedding and they stopped. Yeah, they probably stopped to get drunk instead.

Please! These two rat faces don't know how to fight. Someone should've just put a moldy piece of cheese in front of them and whoever got to the center first won the fight. My money would've been on Kate. That snaggle tooth looks turboized.

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Sleep Around Sienna Miller had to put on a few pounds for her new movie "Hippie Hippie Shake." Sienna has gotten a little diet advice from Jared Leto to help her lose the extra weight. Sienna is reportedly effing Rhys Ifans who is currently shooting a movie with Jared.

 

According to Jared, he lost 14lbs in a month from a diet of curry powder and lots of sex.

 

A source said, "He can lose 14lbs in a month on an all-liquid diet by mixing water with curry powder or pepper and combining it with lots of sex."

 

SUCIO! I once tried that Cayenne Pepper, Maple Syrup detox crap and I swear I pooped my kidney out. I probably did! I only lasted two days and it made me hungrier than Paris Hilton's vagina in a room full of dick. My own shit started to look tasty. It's impossible!

 

The sex part is true apparently. I saw some bitch on Oprah that claimed she lost 23lbs in 6-months from having sex with her husband 8-times a week. SLUT!

 

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Sleeparound Sienna and her man-of-the-minute Rhys Ifans were spotted taking a lovers stroll through London yesterday. Sienna denies the two are dating saying "they are just friends." In Sienna talk I'm pretty sure that means she lets him do it in the poop, but not in the coo. You know the coo is much more intimate and all.   

 

That's witch's broom thing is so hideous. I've actually seen that in people's living rooms. 

 

 

 

 

 

Sienna Miller is sick and tired of people calling her a slut. Just in the past couple of weeks Sienna has been linked to several men, all co-stars. Most recently she was linked to Rhys Ifans, but Sienna says she's just giving him a place to crash.

 

Oh and in slut talk "sofa" means "vagina." I speak slut fluently.

 

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Sienna Miller might be dating Rhys Ifans, but I'm pretty sure she might be dating somebody else this hour. Just in the past two weeks alone, Sienna has been linked to Matthew Rhys, Sean Bean and who knows who else. All these men have been her co-stars.

 

Sienna and Rhys have been seen hanging out nude in Ibiza. The two starred in that turkey of a movie together. Factory Girl.  

 

You probably know Rhys from "Notting Hill" where he played Spike.  

 

I used to hate that twat Sienna, but now I'm growing into her. Wait, maybe that's because I slept with her. Shit, I probably did. She's basically effed everyone else.

 

P.S. - Will someone please making something happen! This cannot be like last week. I need NEWS and in news I mean good goss. 

 

 

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Just yesterday I posted on how Sienna Miller was possibly knocking the boots with her co-star Sean Bean and today there's another co-star rumor. She apparently is getting it on and has fallen in love with Matthew Rhys."The Edge of Love" Sienna shot with Matthew and Keira Knightley a few months ago.

 

A source said, "This is the first bloke Sienna has been serious with since she finally split from Jude. These vicious allegations of her being with Sean 'Diddy' Combs and splitting up his relationship with Kim Porter are awful.

"But they have actually worked in her and Matthew's favour a bit. It has taken the heat off their relationship."

I never liked this twat, but now I think I love her. Get that dick and don't sign any contracts. That's my advice to Sienna. Don't make the mistake most sluts make by getting your feelings involved. Get in, get on, get off, get yours and then get out!

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

Sienna Miller might be sexin' up yet another co-star. Sienna is notorious for mixing business with panties. She's now rumored to be getting on the Sean Bean train after working with him on "A Woman Of No Importance."

 

A source said, "She is completely mesmerized by Bean already. She has told friends that she can't help feeling transfixed by his green eyes and loves the fact he is a real macho man."  

 

This source also said she's already cooking for him at her London apartment. That bitch cooks? Yeah, I know what she cooked him alright. Pussy pie!

 

Sienna's rep denied that she's boning the 48-year-old Bean.

 

He's not bad looking for 48. She's bad looking for 25.

 

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At first glance I thought this was ScarJo, but it's Sienna Miller trying to be hot at some Valentino shindig in Italy this past weekend. Those eyebrows were drawn on with a furniture pen and you know it. That dress would be so much hotter on Joan Collins. She would've brought some drama.  

 

 

 

 

 

That is a fashion icon?! She looks like she was attacked by a beaver, her own beaver! Look it tried to claw through that shirt. I guess it gets to the point that you're so pressued to look pretty that you want to look fugly. Bitch looks "special" in more ways than one. This is Sienna at this past weekend's Isle of Wright music festival in the UK.

 

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Sienna Miller said that she's sicking of walking down the street and people calling her a "slut." Ahahaha! I love those people and where I come from that's a compliment.

She said, "People say the most horrible things to me like 'slut' and 'slag' and it upsets me because I'm not like that. I've never had a one stand in my life. I've been in a relationship more or less for the past five years since I was 20, and sometimes people forget this.

"I know how to let it go over my head, but then sometimes you do question why people are saying it. But it's not true."

We were taught in slut school to give that response when denying our slutness. Who cares?! She could be called a lot worse!

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