ScarJo has returned from her USO Tour of the Persian Gulf and was asked about the rumors that she's engaged to Ryan Reynolds. She responded, "I am engaged ... to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to. Yes."
ScarJo showed support for Obama during the Iowa caucus earlier this month.
I wish Obama's wife, Michelle, would take off one of her Easy Spirit pumps and beat this ho down with it. ScarJo is trying to sound cute, but she's not Marilyn Monroe.
ScarJo's Tom Waits cover album just got a release date. Anywhere I Lay My Head, will come out on May 20th. I know where most straight dudes want to lay their heads. They want to lay it on ScarJo's boobies and I'm not talking about the head on their neck.
ScarJo's debut album will feature 10 Tom Waits covers. Nick Zinner from Yeah Yeah Yeahs and David Sitek of TV on the Radio collaborated on the album.
Below is a cover ScarJo did of Summertime. It's not completely atrocious. She sings better than she acts, but that's not saying much. There's no way I'm wasting my twinkie buying money on a ScarJo album, but I would definitely download it for free.
No, ScarJo is not knocked up with Ryan Reynolds baby even though the baby bug is going around. Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if she was. Bitch's titties were made for milking.
Gatecrasher reports that ScarJo might soon announce her engagement to Ryan Reynolds. The two have been quietly dating for over a year now. Ryan started dating ScarJo shortly after his engagement to Alanis Morissette ended. Her rep denies it.
I don't believe it. ScarJo isn't ready to hang up her skank. She has so much love to give and by "love" I mean titty fucks.
Courtney Love has got it in her crazy lil' head that Scarlett Johansson will play her in a feature film about Court and Kurt Cobain reports The Mirror. Court is executive producing the movie version of her life and has asked ScarJo to portray her.
A source close to Court said, "Kirsten Dunst was rumoured to be in the frame, but Courtney really admires Scarlett and has already sent the contract out for her to sign. Courtney even copied Scarlett's sleek blonde movie look when she was in London for the Fashion Rocks party last year. This is a labour of love for Courtney and she is putting her heart and soul into making it an accurate, credible glimpse of her life with Kurt."
ScarJo as Courtney? I hope they have plenty of defibrillators on set, because it's going to take a whole lot of electricity to zap some personality into fucking ScarJo. I personally think Courtney should play Courtney. Nobody can do crazy like Court. Ryan Gosling can still play Kurt. If they don't want Courtney they should just get a starving raccoon. Only Courtney and a starving, crazed raccoon could play her.
"I always thought women peaked between 36 and 43. Something happens to your face and everything just settles in."
Jealousy! Ellen lies, because she looked way better when she was younger. She is fighting the hotness by injecting her face with God knows what!
Source: Female First