Scarlett Johansson

Page Six is reporting that Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson's brief make-out session last week didn't really mean they got back together. Scarlett apparently wants an open relationship with Josh meaning they can bone anybody they want. After Josh made out with Scarlett on Friday he met up with Gisele Bundchen on Saturday at the Spotted Pig in the West Village and made out with her. Yeah, I'm sure he spotted her pig.

Gisele love the fat, dumb types right? First Leonardo DiCaprio and now this? Josh better have a dick made out of chocolate, cause I don't know why these lovely ladies want to hit that.

Is Scarlett Johansson hitting this again? I hope not. ScarJo and Josh Hartnett reportedly broke off their relationship due to crazy schedules and such. Josh Hartnett started dating some other ho right away and it looked over for the pair. Well, they might be knocking the boots again. At The Children of Men premiere the other night in NYC Josh spent all night texting away and sources say it was Scarlett. They were also seen "canoodling" at a Tribeca Restaurant.

A source said, "They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on. Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn't really care who saw."

Ugh...ok if she's gonna get back together with him she really needs to send him to Ken Paves. That part kills me. He looks like a member of Ducktales.

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Yes, I'm a fag..but I would love nothing more than to cuddle up on Scarlett Johansson's beautiful breastes. It's probably the mama's boy in me. Always yearning to drink the delicious nectar of life, ugh...I'm grossing myself out. So, Scarlett may be on the market soon. Sources close to her claim that she's about to break it off with longtime boyfriend, Josh Hartnett. The pair haven't seen each other in weeks.

A source said, "They are on the rocks. Scarlett is always mad at him, and they are always arguing."

Scarlett will probably run into the arms of Woody Allen. I mean run into the twigs of Woody Allen. Oh well, Josh totally has meth face anyway.

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