Pamela Anderson

Wednesday, October 3rd 2007

Kid Rock Thinks Pam Anderson Lied About Her Miscarriage

 
Kid Rock tells Rolling Stone magazine in their latest issue that he thinks Pamela Anderson lied about her miscarriage. 36-year-old Kid said he traveled to Canada to visit her on the set of a movie when they got into an argument she dropped that bombshell on him.
 
''She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James."

''I'm like, 'Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, 'You don't care about me, blah blah blah,''' Rock says. ''She finally comes up with this: 'I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up.''

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. ''When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, 'That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'''

Pammy announced her miscarriage back in November of last year. A few weeks later Pam and Kid filed for divorce after only 4 months of marriage.

Kid shouldn't judge her! Maybe she was partying, because she was celebrating that she no longer had ties to his ass and she could be a free slut again! 

Oh and that RL cover is truly hideous. It belongs in 1987.

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Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, October 2nd 2007

First Comes Baby, Then Comes Marriage

 
Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas, but haven't gotten married yet. OK! Magazine is reporting that Pam may be rushing to make it legal, because she's knocked up.
 
Sources tell them that when Pam married Kid Rock she was in fact pregnant, but lost the baby. After she lost the baby she ended her marriage to him.
 
The source said, "She definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump. And this wouldn't be the first time Pam has rushed off to get married because there's a baby coming."
 
She doesn't look knocked up to me, just sort of bloated and uncomfortable. Wait, so maybe that does mean she's knocked up.
 
Do any of these people not know what the hell condoms or birth control are? Just because you're knocked up doesn't mean you need to marry the bastard, but Pam sucks at love.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, September 30th 2007

Pamela Anderson Is An IDIOT!!!!!!!

 
Pamela Anderson, please think of your kids and get your vagina out of your ears!
 
Access Hollywood is reporting that this dumb broad applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas with Rick Solomon. Rick is the douche moron that starred in the Paris Hilton sex tape. He's also been married to that crazy bitch Shannen Doherty as well as Elizabeth Daily who did the voice of Tommy Pickles on Rugrats. Elizabeth was also in "Valley Girl." Damn, she's hot.
 
Pam has been married to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock.
 
Earlier this month Pammy told Ellen Degeneres that she was engaged, but wouldn't say to whom.
 
Pam and Rick were granted a marriage license yesterday afternoon in Vegas. 
 
Pam claims to have known Rick for 15 years and says "she's in love."
 
Bitch, your last marriage lasted about as long most bowel movements. That isn't a good sign. Rick is the sleaziest of sleazies and Pamela does not need another sex tape. It was hot 10 years ago, but my stomach can't take today's Pam getting down and dirty.
 
Don't do it Pam! You will anyway and it'll last about 10 seconds.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, September 26th 2007

Partying Pam Won't Stop

 
Pamela Anderson is currently in Las Vegas playing assistant to magician Hans Klok. Friends say that ever since she moved there, she's been partying non-stop. While Pam parties in Vegas her mother takes care of the two boys in Malibu.
 
Pam has also started dating Rick Solomon. Rick was Paris' "co-star" in that little sex video. Yeah, he's a real winner. Pam has apparently been telling friends that the two are either engaged or married. She's only known him 6 weeks.
 
A friend of Pam's told Page Six, "She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she's got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don't think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate."
 
I always thought Pam was such a good mother. A devoted mother. Perhaps since she's living in Vegas the sin has taken a hold of her. Bitch has been looking beat as hell lately though. It also doesn't help that she's boinking Paris' leftovers.
 
Pam put down the booze, drop the Rick, pick-up the Intron A and get your shit together. Oh and stop wearing white. It washes you out.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, September 14th 2007

Pamela Anderson Is A Prostitute

 
40-year-old Pamela Anderson said that she once lost $250,000 in a Las Vegas poker game. She said that she didn't want to pay the debt off with cash, so she gave the dude an indecent proposal.
 
Pam said, “He said if I made out with him that would clear the bet. I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors.”
 
Made out?! Yeah, made out with his dick! Who the hell would pay to have sex with Pamela Anderson. Think of the medical bills!
 
The Sun reports that the rumored man is Vegas poker magician Antonio Esfandiari.
 
Above is Pam showing her Wheel of STDs on Ellen.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, August 6th 2007

Is Pamela Dating A Fruitcake?

 
Pamela Anderson and magician Hans Klok were on Craig Kilborn the other night and sort of confirmed they were dating. Pammy is currently starring in Hans Las Vegas magic show. When asked if they were dating,
 
Pamela said, "There's a lot of love backstage. It's very physical. Very loving."
Hans said, "You call it dating. We call it physical."
 
Dutch man say what? Maybe this is all lost in translation, because I'm pretty sure Hans is a big ole' 'mo! Dlisted reader Joana sent me this Dutch article where Hans said he was sorry for pretending to be a hetero and that he has a boyfriend of 8 years. I don't know Dutch, but I know homo and that's a big fat one!
 
Please don't tell me that Hans is wearing powdered lipstick in that picture. Please don't tell me!!!!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, July 2nd 2007

Happy Birthday Pamela! Again!

 
Pamela Anderson celebrated her 40th Birthday in Las Vegas yesterday. A couple of weeks ago PETA threw their own 40th party for her. Tommy Lee and her magician boss were both by her side at last night's party at Planet Hollywood.
 
Hopefully this means that Tommy isnt knocking it with Kimbo Stewart anymore. Yes, he was spotted with her fug ass. He will truly fuck anyone and with a dick like that, why not?
 
Happy 40th Pamela and Happy 10th to your tits!
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, June 22nd 2007

Her True Calling

 
Pammy Anderson may open up a chain of strip joints if the message she left on her website is at all true. This is a good move for her, because that's basically what she's doing now. She might as well make bank on it.
 
She simply wrote, “I'm going to look into opening a chain of strips club and I’ll call them LAPLAND!!!”
 
She's currently in Finland promoting her stint in that Las Vegas magic show. She'll return next week to continue her summer job.
 
She is of course also talked about fur, "And of course no more fur farms. So old fashion. There are hundreds here. The demand is getting lower for fur coats and they breed foxes here just for fur. Aweful. I've written the President a letter. Sweden, Austria and England have banned fur farms. Let's hope Finland will too. "
 
But then what will I wear in the wintertimes? Well, my dog is getting older and his fur is soooo soft....hmmm....
 
 
Image: Splash
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, June 20th 2007

Chuck Zito

 
Chuck Zito is Pamela Anderson's friend and sometime bodyguard. She's currently in NYC whoring out her Las Vegas magic show and Chuck is tagging along. Not sure how I feel about him. He probably drinks Bud and reads Juggs, but that's kind of hot.
 
What's that stain on Pammy's shirt? Damn, Vito is shooting small loads. Joking!
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, June 16th 2007

Is The Free Clinic Open On Saturdays?

 
I ask this question, because after looking at these pictures I need a shot of something. I might just go into the kitchen and gamble with a shot of bleach straight into the veins. Ugh, they are so raunch. I can't even comment. I like them together, but they both need a good scrubbing.
 
Here's Pammy, Tommy and that Hans magic dude in Las Vegas last night. 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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