Pamela Anderson

Is that Chola mom, Priscilla Ceballos, working as Pamela Anderson's make-up artist now? It looks like a mortician did her make-up. I think that you should start to re-evaluate your beauty look when your make-up is being put on with spray-paint and spackle. Oh Pamela. Always such a natural beauty. Here's Pam at some event in Miami.

I'm wasting my key strokes by telling Pamela Anderson to calm down the partying. So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Long live party girl Pamela! May you party till the end of your days. Yes, her face will be on the floor in a few years, but it's all worth it. I see Pammy as one of those "shoot and reload" types. You know the drinkers that throw up, but then keep drinking. I love those girls. There's nothing more delicious smelling than the mixture of steak dinner and Jack Daniels. They should bottle that shit and called it Eau de Pamela.

Here's Pammy being fresh faced and beautiful at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL last night.

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Pamela Anderson posted this on her blog earlier today. It's in response to the rumors that she's knocked up and getting a divorce. She's such an annoying attention whore. In her defense she was probably too effed up to write anything more. She probably woke her kid up and asked him to type that response, because the keyboard keys kept moving away from her. Stupid bitch.

For the sake of humanity I hope she's not pregnant.

Pamela Anderson is knocked up. Bitch can get in line, because I'm losing track on how many of these sluts are knocked up. Birth control anybody? TMZ reports that Pammy is going through with her divorce to Rick Soloman and she's carrying his baby. Is he sure that's his baby? He needs to call Maury.

Rick is telling people that Pammy's acting crazy, because she's knocked up and hopes she won't go through with the divorce. They got married in October. Pammy wants spousal support, but not child support.

Great, another child Pammy can leave in the hotel room why she goes off to party and get plastered

I'm guessing Pammy is telling him she's pregnant, so she can get more dough. She tends to play that game. She better ask Katie Holmes if she can borrow her fake baby bump.