Michael Jackson

 

 

No. It's that crazed Jacko wandering around Barnes & Nobles. It looks like homegirl got more work done. Either that or he's using tape to hold his face up. What the hell is he doing in a bookstore? Hopefully he's looking for a book on witchcraft to help him reverse the fug curse.

 

Somebody get a documentary film crew on his ass right away. This is Grey Gardens, Part II. Jacko is the new Little Edie!

 

 

In response to Entertainment Weekly's 50 Smartest People in Hollywood list, The New York Daily News has put out a 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood list. While Judd Apatow topped the smartest list, Lindsay Lohan topped the dumbest. The NYDN's reason is that she makes " poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men."  Their Top 10 looks like this:

 

 

Personally, I don't think Lindsay is that dumb. She makes bad personal and professional choices, but I don't think she's dumb. Trashy yes, dumb no. My dumb list would look like this.

 

 

The NYDN listed Britney as their #15 choice. Also on the list is Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michael Jackson, Ken Paves, Tila Tequila and Joe Francis. Click here to see the entire list.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jacko must pay $23 Million in loans or lose his beloved Crazy Bitch Ranch aka Neverland. The estate has gone into foreclosure and Jacko has 90 days to pay back the loan or he'll lose Neverland. He has reportedly missed three mortgage payments in a row.

 

Santa Barbara County is threatening to sell Neverland to repay the bank loan. 

 

Jacko hasn't lived at Neverland for sometime, but 55 employees do. He's been living near Washington, DC.

 

Bitch is broke!

 

Who the hell wants to buy that house of insanity? There's no way I'd even think of even sleeping in that joint. Darksided shit! You know there's some creepy shit going down. They are going to have to bulldoze that shit, perform magic on the land and pray for a miracle.

 

 

 

 

It must have taken a damn army to put Queen Jacko in Eboy Magazine. Hair people, wig people, make-up people, morticians, CGI artists, photoshop artists, graphic designers, computer programmers, cartoon animators, car mechanics, a family of gypsies, 10 elves, 44 chimps, dancing mice, therapists and the list goes on and on....

 

Who does Miss Jackson think she's fooling? That isn't her on the cover!

 

Sorry for the shitty quality of the cover, but it also could be your eyes blurring out all the fug. Below are some other shots from the mag.

 

 

Source: MJPortal.com

 

 

 

Michael Jackson's fine ass recently spent a day in Brooklyn to shoot the cover of Ebony Magazine. White on black! The cover will celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Thriller. A source said he was "sweet" and talked about his kids a lot.

 

"He did go on and on about kids, though, saying how much he loved them."

 

Ebony doesn't seem like the right fit for Jacko. Too bad "Vibe Vixen" isn't still around, because homegirl would've rocked that cover.

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

 

Tito and Jermaine Jackson came out to support their little sister, Janet Jackson, at the premiere of Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? last night in Los Angeles.

 

Posing next to her brothers just proves how much botox has gone in her damn face. Her skin looks like newborn baby skin compared to their earthquake cracked mugs.  

 

The bod looks hot, but I bet you all the fat that was taken from her ass went into her face! If it works for her!  

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry ladies, gents and kids out there! Miss Jacko may be off the market! The National Enquirer has found real estate documents that claim Jacko is married to his nanny. There were rumors late last year that Jacko was going to marry the nanny, Grace Rwaramba. Sources close to Jacko say that he has married her in Las Vegas earlier this year.

 

A source said, "'Grace... is one of his dearest friends. She is one of the few people who stood by his side through all of his problems - including the child molestation trial in 2005."

 

Jacko has been married twice before. Once to Lisa Marie Presley and again to that bundle of sexiness, Debbie Rowe.

 

I hope Grace is getting PAID, because money is the only reason to marry that quack. Even then! It's like you're making a pact with the devil. Not all the heroin and OxyContin in the world can keep you sane around his mess. Good luck to you Grace. I'm sure you'll be trying to sell your story in a couple of years.

 

Above are some shots from October's L'uomo Vogue starring Miss Jacko. 

 

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Queen Jacko is currently in NYC to be shot for Italian Vogue. Covergirl! It's already been reported that it takes 3 hours to fix his wig before he's decent enough to go out. It takes a long time to look that good.

 

Jacko isn't the only one in his family wearing wigs. Homegirl took her 3 kids to see "The Lion King" on Broadway Sunday night and witnesses were a little perplexed at how the children were dressed. Witnesses told Page Six the kids were wearing costumes more elaborate than the ones onstage. They were also wearing wigs and baseball caps.

 

After the show, Jacko introduced his 3 as Paris, Prince and Blanket. That's a really hot name for an 80s Electro group. Blanket's my favorite.

 

After taking pictures with the cast, Jacko all of a sudden ran out with his 4 bodyguards. "His face was totally white, he had his wig on, sunglasses and these absolutely wacky pants. It was surreal. There were four bodyguards."

 

Who is keeping tabs on these poor children. They are going to be ten shades of fucked up when they get older. I'd be surprised if Jacko even lets them talk English! They probably talk like some Nell shit. Chicka Chicka Chickabee! T'eeeea in the win!

 

Where's CPS when you need em?

 

 

 

Jack Wishna was all excited about bringing Michael Jackson to Las Vegas to perform in a Celine-Dion-Like sit down and collect a multi-million dollar check. Jack now says that Jacko lied and has skipped town.

 

He said, “I had [Jackson] on the telephone when he was in Ireland and he was all excited about working in Las Vegas. It even got down to the detail of a statue of himself that he wanted out front [of the hotel]. He also came up with the idea of having his own slot machines. I have a signed contract that he wanted us to put together to market his slot machines in Europe and Asia.”

 

Jacko's rep confirms that he has left Las Vegas, but blamed it on the mansion. She said that security wasn't sufficient enough.

 

Let's be real. Homegirl couldn't take the desert sun. You know that shit was melting his ass! That and the LV boys probably didn't want any of his Jesus Juice. 

 

 

 

 

We always talk about Britney Spars being a shitty-ass mom, but this is some serious shit right here! Remember Blanket Jackson? Well, he's all grown up and he's masked! Yeah, that's a he. Poor kid. Jacko loves to bring his kids out to play, but always covers their mugs and it's creepy. If Jacko is so wacko about his kids being spotted, he should kkeep them indoors.

 

Seriousy, SAVE BLANKET!!!!  

 

 

Source: ONTD