Michael Jackson
Saturday, November 3rd 2007
The Photoshop Awards: Queen Jacko In Ebony Magazine
It must have taken a damn army to put Queen Jacko in Eboy Magazine. Hair people, wig people, make-up people, morticians, CGI artists, photoshop artists, graphic designers, computer programmers, cartoon animators, car mechanics, a family of gypsies, 10 elves, 44 chimps, dancing mice, therapists and the list goes on and on....
Who does Miss Jackson think she's fooling? That isn't her on the cover!
Sorry for the shitty quality of the cover, but it also could be your eyes blurring out all the fug. Below are some other shots from the mag.
Source: MJPortal.com
Wednesday, October 31st 2007
Cover Girl
Michael Jackson's fine ass recently spent a day in Brooklyn to shoot the cover of Ebony Magazine. White on black! The cover will celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Thriller. A source said he was "sweet" and talked about his kids a lot.
"He did go on and on about kids, though, saying how much he loved them."
Ebony doesn't seem like the right fit for Jacko. Too bad "Vibe Vixen" isn't still around, because homegirl would've rocked that cover.
Source: Page Six
Friday, October 5th 2007
Where's Jacko?
Tito and Jermaine Jackson came out to support their little sister, Janet Jackson, at the premiere of Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? last night in Los Angeles.
Posing next to her brothers just proves how much botox has gone in her damn face. Her skin looks like newborn baby skin compared to their earthquake cracked mugs.
The bod looks hot, but I bet you all the fat that was taken from her ass went into her face! If it works for her!
Thursday, September 27th 2007
Is Michael Jackson A Married Woman?
Sorry ladies, gents and kids out there! Miss Jacko may be off the market! The National Enquirer has found real estate documents that claim Jacko is married to his nanny. There were rumors late last year that Jacko was going to marry the nanny, Grace Rwaramba. Sources close to Jacko say that he has married her in Las Vegas earlier this year.
A source said, "'Grace... is one of his dearest friends. She is one of the few people who stood by his side through all of his problems - including the child molestation trial in 2005."
Jacko has been married twice before. Once to Lisa Marie Presley and again to that bundle of sexiness, Debbie Rowe.
I hope Grace is getting PAID, because money is the only reason to marry that quack. Even then! It's like you're making a pact with the devil. Not all the heroin and OxyContin in the world can keep you sane around his mess. Good luck to you Grace. I'm sure you'll be trying to sell your story in a couple of years.
Above are some shots from October's L'uomo Vogue starring Miss Jacko.
Wednesday, September 19th 2007
Crazy Lady
Queen Jacko is currently in NYC to be shot for Italian Vogue. Covergirl! It's already been reported that it takes 3 hours to fix his wig before he's decent enough to go out. It takes a long time to look that good.
Jacko isn't the only one in his family wearing wigs. Homegirl took her 3 kids to see "The Lion King" on Broadway Sunday night and witnesses were a little perplexed at how the children were dressed. Witnesses told Page Six the kids were wearing costumes more elaborate than the ones onstage. They were also wearing wigs and baseball caps.
After the show, Jacko introduced his 3 as Paris, Prince and Blanket. That's a really hot name for an 80s Electro group. Blanket's my favorite.
After taking pictures with the cast, Jacko all of a sudden ran out with his 4 bodyguards. "His face was totally white, he had his wig on, sunglasses and these absolutely wacky pants. It was surreal. There were four bodyguards."
Who is keeping tabs on these poor children. They are going to be ten shades of fucked up when they get older. I'd be surprised if Jacko even lets them talk English! They probably talk like some Nell shit. Chicka Chicka Chickabee! T'eeeea in the win!
Where's CPS when you need em?
Monday, July 2nd 2007
He Was Probably Melting
Jack Wishna was all excited about bringing Michael Jackson to Las Vegas to perform in a Celine-Dion-Like sit down and collect a multi-million dollar check. Jack now says that Jacko lied and has skipped town.
He said, “I had [Jackson] on the telephone when he was in Ireland and he was all excited about working in Las Vegas. It even got down to the detail of a statue of himself that he wanted out front [of the hotel]. He also came up with the idea of having his own slot machines. I have a signed contract that he wanted us to put together to market his slot machines in Europe and Asia.”
Jacko's rep confirms that he has left Las Vegas, but blamed it on the mansion. She said that security wasn't sufficient enough.
Let's be real. Homegirl couldn't take the desert sun. You know that shit was melting his ass! That and the LV boys probably didn't want any of his Jesus Juice.
Thursday, June 28th 2007
Phantom Of The Crazy House
We always talk about Britney Spars being a shitty-ass mom, but this is some serious shit right here! Remember Blanket Jackson? Well, he's all grown up and he's masked! Yeah, that's a he. Poor kid. Jacko loves to bring his kids out to play, but always covers their mugs and it's creepy. If Jacko is so wacko about his kids being spotted, he should kkeep them indoors.
Seriousy, SAVE BLANKET!!!!
Source: ONTD
Wednesday, May 23rd 2007
I Love Prince Azim
Prince Azim of Brunei will give Michael Jackson $10 million just to show up to his 25th Birthday party in England this weekend. Jacko doesn't even have to sing! He just has to show his face. Why on Earth would somebody put out money to see that FACE! Is it a monster-themed party?
Dionne Warwick will sing at the party for only $500,000. Jerry Hall, Pamela Anderson, Faye Dunaway, Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss will attend the party. His gift bags are said to be worth thousands of dollars and stuffed with diamonds, Creme De La Mer, iPods and Bose products.
A source said, "Prince Azim wants his bash to be more glamorous than the Oscars. He's adamant it should be talked about for years to come."
Prince Azim's sluts are still trying to get Barbra Streisand to attend.
Michael Jackson, Dionne Warwick, Barbra Streisand, Jerry Hall and Faye Dunaway?! What's gayer than gay!? Prince Azim's Birthday party!
I need to get my ass over to England STAT! Surely, Prince Azim has room for me in his harem of sluts. He probably cums diamonds! Fuck a pearl necklace! This bitch will give you a diamond necklace.
Source: The Mirror
Monday, May 14th 2007
Vintage Eddie Murphy & Michael Jackson
1993 was the year that Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson came together to create "Whatzupwitu." Unfortunately, it wasn't a huge hit, but it did create a totally hot video. You should watch this video with the sound turned OFF. I'm doing you a favor. If you skip to around 1:46 you can catch Eddie all up on Jacko. I mean he seriously want a piece of that mess. Eddie does love the trannies!
Thanks Youri
Monday, April 16th 2007
Jacko is Father of the Year
A journalist who works traveled with Jacko to Japan last month says he is a "great father." Jamie Foster of Sister2Sister Magazine said that the kids are treated normally and only wear veils when out in public.
Jamie said, “He just seemed to be a good parent. More so than most of us! I just noticed also how nice the kids were. They're not privileged at all. They have a lot of fun with (Michael). They're intelligent, extremely well-spoken, and they like to play jokes."
How much was he paid to say that?! There's no way this crazy bitch is a good father.
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