Prince Azim of Brunei will give Michael Jackson $10 million just to show up to his 25th Birthday party in England this weekend. Jacko doesn't even have to sing! He just has to show his face. Why on Earth would somebody put out money to see that FACE! Is it a monster-themed party?
Dionne Warwick will sing at the party for only $500,000. Jerry Hall, Pamela Anderson, Faye Dunaway, Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss will attend the party. His gift bags are said to be worth thousands of dollars and stuffed with diamonds, Creme De La Mer, iPods and Bose products.
A source said, "Prince Azim wants his bash to be more glamorous than the Oscars. He's adamant it should be talked about for years to come."
Prince Azim's sluts are still trying to get Barbra Streisand to attend.
Michael Jackson, Dionne Warwick, Barbra Streisand, Jerry Hall and Faye Dunaway?! What's gayer than gay!? Prince Azim's Birthday party!
I need to get my ass over to England STAT! Surely, Prince Azim has room for me in his harem of sluts. He probably cums diamonds! Fuck a pearl necklace! This bitch will give you a diamond necklace.