Knocked Up

For the past couple of weeks, internet sites have started the rumor that Halle Berry is knocked up. She has been seen around town sporting a little (and I mean tiny) bit of baggage in the bun area. This has caused many people to think that she's expecting boyfriend Gabriel Aubry's baby. Halle squashed rumors at the People's Choice Awards.

She said, "I wish they would stop that because being pregnant is such a serious event in a woman's life and to make light of life when I had an extra burger is getting a little annoying."

How is that making light of life? Why she got to put it like that and she had an EXTRA burger? Fat ass!

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Rumors of Halle Berry being knocked up are all over the internet. She went shopping the other day with a tiny baby bump. It could be nothing, but she looks a little knocked up to me. I think her friend's are about 9-months pregnant each. Maybe they are all going to lamaze classes together.

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Hollyscoop is reporting that Halle Berry may be pregnant with the hotness that is Gabriel Aubry's child. They claim that sources close to her are saying she's expecting. Halle met model Gabriel during a Versace photoshoot only months ago, but she's already stated publicly that she wants to have his kids. The two are 9 years apart.

Hottest kids ever. Well, maybe. Sometimes two hotties do not make a hot. I mean look at Heidi Klum and Seal. Fug babies everywhere. Anywhere, I hope Halle has finally found happiness. Homegirl deserves it after trying to kill herself and dogs by suffocating her ass in a Volvo.

Tiger Woods and his hot wife, Elin Nordegren, are expecting their first child. Tiger released this statement today:

"As some of you know, today is my 31st birthday. I'll spend it quietly with family and friends, but Elin and I have more exciting news to share: We are expecting our first child together this summer. Obviously, we couldn't be happier and our families are thrilled," said Woods. "I have always wanted to be a dad. I just wish my father could be around to share the experience."

Hopefully, this kid will inherit her looks and his brains.

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Page Six is reporting that Julia Roberts is knocked up with child number 3. Julia has two twins with her husband, Danny Moder. Julia had a lot of trouble with her first pregnancy back in 2004. After several tests and lots of heartache she finally gave birth to two countrymice named Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia.

Julia has a busy working schedule ahead of her and it is unclear whether or not she will take some time off. Julia's spokespeople would not comment.

Julia, please do not name them folktale character names this time. Phinnaeus and Hazel? It still pains me to hear those names. I automatically think of two little mice living in a mushroom cottage.

UPDATE - It's true, her rep confirms it. Homegirl is due this Summer.

Eddie Murphy recently told a Dutch reporter that he's not with Mel B aka Scary Spice anymore and that he isn't sure who her baby daddy is. He's already moved on and is dating Babyface's ex-wife, Tracey Edmonds. Mel B released this statement today:

"I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Eddie Murphy to the media. I have no idea why anybody would want to conduct themselves in this kind of manner about such a personal matter in such a public way. My main concern is for the well being of my (seven-year-old) daughter Phoenix and of course the baby. I was astonished at what Eddie said – there is absolutely no question that Eddie is the father."

I just have one word - MAURY!

Mel claims she found out that Eddie dumped her when she received calls from friends saying that he had told a reporter they weren't together. COLD! What do you expect from Eddie?! He just wants to party all the time!

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Vice-President Dick Cheny's daughter, Mary Cheney is expecting her first baby with her lesbian lover. Mary is acting as the oven for her partner of 15-years, Heather Poe. The pair are very excited. The Washington Post reports:

It's a baby boom for grandparents Dick and Lynne Cheney: Their older daughter, Elizabeth, went on leave as deputy assistant secretary of state before having her fifth child in July. "The vice president and Mrs. Cheney are looking forward with eager anticipation to the arrival of their sixth grandchild," spokesman Lea Anne McBride said last night.

News of the pregnancy will undoubtedly reignite the debate about gay marriage. During the campaign, Mary Cheney was criticized by gay activists for not being more publicly supportive of same-sex marriage. Her father said people "ought to be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to" but deferred to the president's policy supporting a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages. Cheney herself called the proposed amendment "a gross affront to gays and lesbians everywhere" in her book, "Now It's My Turn: A Daughter's Chronicle of Political Life," which was published in May.

I hope George Bush will be the godfather!!! I'll shut my fat mouth on what the baby will look like. They are happy and there's nothing more than I love to see happy dykes. Especially when they are the offspring of damn morons!

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Jordan and Peter Andre are expecting a child. The couple suffered a miscarriage in July. Jordan revealed to OK! Magazine that she's knocked up with her third child.

She said, "Because I had the miscarriage earlier this year I'm really scared. I was relieved but shocked because I thought I've just got over the miscarriage... When we heard the heartbeat it was like 'Ahhh, that's good, it's there and everything is fine'."

Jordan only found out she was pregnant days ago and quickly called the magazine to tell them. She's not one to miss out on a little publicity, is she? Jordan and her fag husband are currently whoring out their new single. The couple have two children, the precious Harvey and that other one. When asked to comment Harvey said, "I like to eat legos! Porcupinessss!"

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Eddie Murphy just gave an interview to a Dutch TV reporter from RT Boulevard ,an entertainment show, about "Dreamgirls" and of course the reporter asked about his relationship with Melanie Brown aka Scary Spice. Eddie told the reporter that they were no longer together and he isn't sure if that's his baby or not. He said that he wants DNA testing to see if the baby is his or not.

WTF?!!!! I just posted this morning on how she's telling people she's so happy to be having Eddie's baby. Scary Spice is a scary slut?! If this is true, that's cold! Eddie Murphy is a heartless, tranny lover! Somebody call Maury we need to get on this.

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While strolling through London's Heathrow Airport on Friday Melanie B aka Scary Spice pretty much confirmed that she's pregnant with Eddie Murphy's baby. The couple have been dating a few months, but haven't went public.

She's apparently 5-months pregnant and told a passenger, "I'm great. I couldn't be happier and am looking forward to the baby."

Homegirl looks kind of hot here. She usually looks like a tranny-in-distress, but I'll give her props. Having Eddie's money is working wonders for her look.

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