Nicky Hilton

 

I guess Nicky Hilton and David Katzenburg are trying to kiss? That has got to be one of the most non-erotic kisses I've ever seen. It looks like she's trying to clean his gums or something. Suck the meat out of his teeth. She kisses as good as good as her sister sucks dick. AWFUL.  

 

Here's Downsface Hilton and her boyfriend at LAX in Las Vegas last night. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shit! Parasite Hilton made it back from China alive. Shame on immigration for letting that skank back in. I mean her vagina counts as raw meat and you can't bring that shit back into the country!

 

Anyway, Paris with her sister Nicky Hilton lunched with Nicole Richie yesterday at Forte restaurant. Nicole needs to kiss those whores goodbye for the sake of her unborn baby. Some people get rid of their cats and dogs when they have babies and you should also get rid of your Hilton when you become a mother. It's not safe for baby!

 

 

 

 

 

With all this Brit Brit mania and a little bit of Lohan sprinkled in, Paris Hilton has been lost in the mix. Surprisingly enough bitch hasn't tried to humiliate herself in order to get a little press. Is Parasite actually changing her ways or is it that we just don't give a F about this skank anymore. Methinks it's the latter.

 

Paris came out for her sister's big 40th Birthday at LAX yesterday. Okay, she's not 40 but I bet you didn't even blink an eye when you read that. Nicky may be the smarter of the two, but homey is homely as hell. Why the downs face Nicky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

The family and friends of inmates at Twin Towers Correctional facility were left pissed off when Nicky Hilton, her boyfriend and Nachos arrived to visit Paris Hilton. Everyone waited around 2 to 4 hours while Nicky just breezed in and waited 15-minutes to see her sister for 30-minutes.

 

One visitor said, "This isn't right. We take off our Saturdays and Sunday to come here and do this. Why did they get to go up first, that's what I want to know?"

 

Nicky told reporters upong leaving that Paris "was being so strong."

 

TMZ is also reporting breaking news that Paris is only eating Cheerios. I am reporting that the world is sick of this skank! I'm posting about it, but it's taking every bone in my body to do it. I need Promises rehab, because I've ODed on Paris and sadly am addicted to it. Fuck!

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Nicky Hilton thinks it's unfair that her sister, Paris, is going to jail. Homegirl doesn't seem to understand that when you do bad things, you get punished.

 

Nicky said, "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd."

 

Um.....just a traffic violation? Nicky is as braindead as she looks! Paris drove drunk, got her license suspended and drove anyway...TWICE! She deserves what she gets!  

 

In other Paris news (because there's just not enough) immediately following the completion of her jail sentence she will travel to St. Tropez and promote Rich Prosecco, a canned wine. Paris is the face of the product. Don't you love it when a DUIer is chosen as the face of a canned wine?!

 

I hope they are smart enough to keep her mug off the bottle! People will mistake it for clam juice. 

 

Source: People

 

 

It's Nicky Hilton and David Katzenburg sucking face at Tao in Las Vegas this past weekend! This is about as sexy as Cisco Adler's nutsack. If you flip the picture horizontal it looks like someone's giving CPR to a dead corpse. Take your pick on which one is the corpse.

I always thought Nicky was the classy Hilton, but looks like skank runs in the family.

 

Source: E!

 

 

Who the hell did Vince Neil marry and where did he find her? She looks like a tranny burn-victim. LOVE HER. Anyhow, Vince brought this hot mess to the opening of the Pearl Theater at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas. Gwen Stefani christened the venue. 

 

Also spotted was Valtrex Wonky and her fugly, slightly retarded sister and boyfriend from the 90s. Caroline D'Whore came out, because it was open bar. That chick will have a sex tape "leaked" any day now...TRUST.

 

Eric Balfour looks like he lost a wrestling match with a bottle of Sun-In. He used to be so hot. Nicky Sheridan in her call-girl best. Robin Antin looking like a true Pussycat tranny. Tommy Lee and George Maloof also checked in.

 

Scott Weiland and his crazy, NUTJOB wife posed like two lovebirds on a Spring day. I see the anger in her eyes though. Bitch is INSANE.

 

 

 

 

Remind me never EVER to go to Tao in Las Vegas unless they fumigate that joint to hell and by "fumigate" I mean burn it down and rebuild. Anyway, last night Paris Hilton, KFed, Josh Henderson and Nicky Hilton came out for Jason Strauss' birthday party aka Douche night.

 

Paris and KFed really belong together. You'd think that KFed wouldn't want to be near her ass after the whole Britney meltdown. Looks like KFed is back to his a-hole ways. It was good while it lasted. He's so effin stupid.

 

 

 

 

The beat goes on. Nicky Hilton & Nicole Richie looked like two used-up alley cats at the Dance to Erase MS benefit last night  in Century City. Normally I love the Richie, but her hair color is washing her out and the make-up isn't helping her fight the beatness. Nicky Hilton is a lost cause. No amount of make-up, fake hair or expensive clothes can drag her out of the "homely" category.

 

Love the red shoes, though.