Nicky Hilton

The chick with the blonde HGTV hair above won some Mother's Day contest from Wonky and Nicky Hilton. The prize included a shopping spree with the praying mantis skanks and their mother. I hope the woman got all her shots. I would have cashed out that prize and spent it on dinner at Hometown Buffet. If I'm going to catch salmonella, I might as well get it from delicious fried chicken than from Wonky's skank fumes.

Our favorite poster couple for the CDC, Parasite Hilton and Benji Madden, attended Nicky Hilton's fashion show in the tents yesterday. Unfortunately, it was not a fumigation tent. Someone really should have thought about that. They missed out on catching two of the most diseased skanks in Los Angeles and quarantining their nastiness.

Parasite and Benji also showed off their "bowel movement" and "pussy hole" rings. Sucio.

These pictures of Nicky Hilton out shopping yesterday has everyonehorrified at how "extremely skinny" she looks. You would look like that too if you had to look at Paris and Kathy Hilton's skank faces every day. Nicky just needs to get away from Paris and Kathy, so she gets her appetite back.

18-year-old Barron Hilton has followed in his sister's foosteps by getting arrested for DUI at 8:30 this morning in Malibu. He was pulled over on PCH. He was driving in a black Mercedes-Benz with a passenger. No, it wasn't Paris or Nicky. TMZ reports that no drugs were found. He is currently being booked.

Mug shot! Mug shot! Mug shot! Nicky Hilton needs to step it up. I'm sure Kathy Hilton wants a complete wall of mug shots of all her children. It makes a Hilton proud.

I'm sure he will get bonus points from Kathy for being drunk at 8 in the morning.

UPDATE: PageSix.com claims Barron ran into a gas station employee before getting arrested this morning. The worker said he got knocked ot the ground. He said, "The Mercedes lost control as it was turning into the gas station and Barron got out of the car and he was totally drunk and couldn't walk straight." Even more bonus points! Kathy is creaming herself over this one.

Wenn

No, Nicky Hilton did not get a makeover. I honestly thought it was Nicky at first. Nicky wishes she looked that good. It's Christine Larkin with her "Hottie and the Nottie" co-star, Paris Hilton out last night. Christine dressed as her character to go out with Paris. No, they weren't at a movie premiere or anything. They were just going out! I hope the money is good, but it's still not worth it. The things we do for a job. That's one step below dressing as Tigger at Disneyland. At least Tigger gets a tail.

She still looks better than Paris.

Wenn

If you didn't tell me this was the Sundance Film Festival, I would've figured it was the AVN Awards with all the skanks, whores, sluts and prostitutes running around. I mean, what the hell is Kim Kardashian doing there? This shit has turned into Vegas for the weekend. All those whores are mostly there to get free shit and eff each other.

Reggie Bush can stay, Kim can leave. I am still having a hard time dealing with the fact that he's playing with her. Do you think he pisses on her tits? Bitch is into that! Fuck, I'd let Reggie Bush do dookie times on my titties if that's what he was into.

Here's the rest of the skanks of Sundance including Paris Hilton who thinks she's the sexiest thing since candy apple nail polish. Bitch is about as sexy as Reggie doing dookie times on my titties. I didn't include pictures of people that actually belong at Sundance, because they are all boring.