Nicky Hilton

Worst Prize Ever

The chick with the blonde HGTV hair above won some Mother's Day contest from Wonky and Nicky Hilton. The prize included a shopping spree with the praying mantis skanks and their mother. I hope the woman got all her shots. I would have cashed out that prize and spent it on dinner at Hometown Buffet. If I'm going to catch salmonella, I might as well get it from delicious fried chicken than from Wonky's skank fumes.

Wenn



The Skank Whore In Red

Our favorite poster couple for the CDC, Parasite Hilton and Benji Madden, attended Nicky Hilton's fashion show in the tents yesterday. Unfortunately, it was not a fumigation tent. Someone really should have thought about that. They missed out on catching two of the most diseased skanks in Los Angeles and quarantining their nastiness.

Parasite and Benji also showed off their "bowel movement" and "pussy hole" rings. Sucio.



Nicky Hilton Is Skinny

These pictures of Nicky Hilton out shopping yesterday has everyonehorrified at how "extremely skinny" she looks. You would look like that too if you had to look at Paris and Kathy Hilton's skank faces every day. Nicky just needs to get away from Paris and Kathy, so she gets her appetite back.



Of Course!!

18-year-old Barron Hilton has followed in his sister's foosteps by getting arrested for DUI at 8:30 this morning in Malibu. He was pulled over on PCH. He was driving in a black Mercedes-Benz with a passenger. No, it wasn't Paris or Nicky. TMZ reports that no drugs were found. He is currently being booked.

Mug shot! Mug shot! Mug shot! Nicky Hilton needs to step it up. I'm sure Kathy Hilton wants a complete wall of mug shots of all her children. It makes a Hilton proud.

I'm sure he will get bonus points from Kathy for being drunk at 8 in the morning.

UPDATE: PageSix.com claims Barron ran into a gas station employee before getting arrested this morning. The worker said he got knocked ot the ground. He said, "The Mercedes lost control as it was turning into the gas station and Barron got out of the car and he was totally drunk and couldn't walk straight." Even more bonus points! Kathy is creaming herself over this one.

Wenn



The Things We Do.....

No, Nicky Hilton did not get a makeover. I honestly thought it was Nicky at first. Nicky wishes she looked that good. It's Christine Larkin with her "Hottie and the Nottie" co-star, Paris Hilton out last night. Christine dressed as her character to go out with Paris. No, they weren't at a movie premiere or anything. They were just going out! I hope the money is good, but it's still not worth it. The things we do for a job. That's one step below dressing as Tigger at Disneyland. At least Tigger gets a tail.

She still looks better than Paris.

Wenn



The Skanks Of Sundance

If you didn't tell me this was the Sundance Film Festival, I would've figured it was the AVN Awards with all the skanks, whores, sluts and prostitutes running around. I mean, what the hell is Kim Kardashian doing there? This shit has turned into Vegas for the weekend. All those whores are mostly there to get free shit and eff each other.

Reggie Bush can stay, Kim can leave. I am still having a hard time dealing with the fact that he's playing with her. Do you think he pisses on her tits? Bitch is into that! Fuck, I'd let Reggie Bush do dookie times on my titties if that's what he was into.

Here's the rest of the skanks of Sundance including Paris Hilton who thinks she's the sexiest thing since candy apple nail polish. Bitch is about as sexy as Reggie doing dookie times on my titties. I didn't include pictures of people that actually belong at Sundance, because they are all boring.



Indecent Exposure

 
I guess Nicky Hilton and David Katzenburg are trying to kiss? That has got to be one of the most non-erotic kisses I've ever seen. It looks like she's trying to clean his gums or something. Suck the meat out of his teeth. She kisses as good as good as her sister sucks dick. AWFUL.  
 
Here's Downsface Hilton and her boyfriend at LAX in Las Vegas last night. 
 
 
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The Skanks Who Lunch

 
Shit! Parasite Hilton made it back from China alive. Shame on immigration for letting that skank back in. I mean her vagina counts as raw meat and you can't bring that shit back into the country!
 
Anyway, Paris with her sister Nicky Hilton lunched with Nicole Richie yesterday at Forte restaurant. Nicole needs to kiss those whores goodbye for the sake of her unborn baby. Some people get rid of their cats and dogs when they have babies and you should also get rid of your Hilton when you become a mother. It's not safe for baby!
 
 
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There's So Much Ugliness In This World

 
With all this Brit Brit mania and a little bit of Lohan sprinkled in, Paris Hilton has been lost in the mix. Surprisingly enough bitch hasn't tried to humiliate herself in order to get a little press. Is Parasite actually changing her ways or is it that we just don't give a F about this skank anymore. Methinks it's the latter.
 
Paris came out for her sister's big 40th Birthday at LAX yesterday. Okay, she's not 40 but I bet you didn't even blink an eye when you read that. Nicky may be the smarter of the two, but homey is homely as hell. Why the downs face Nicky?
 
 
Wenn
 
 
 


The Special Treatment Continues

 
The family and friends of inmates at Twin Towers Correctional facility were left pissed off when Nicky Hilton, her boyfriend and Nachos arrived to visit Paris Hilton. Everyone waited around 2 to 4 hours while Nicky just breezed in and waited 15-minutes to see her sister for 30-minutes.
 
One visitor said, "This isn't right. We take off our Saturdays and Sunday to come here and do this. Why did they get to go up first, that's what I want to know?"
 
Nicky told reporters upong leaving that Paris "was being so strong."
 
TMZ is also reporting breaking news that Paris is only eating Cheerios. I am reporting that the world is sick of this skank! I'm posting about it, but it's taking every bone in my body to do it. I need Promises rehab, because I've ODed on Paris and sadly am addicted to it. Fuck!
 
Source: People
 
 


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