I know Mary-Kate Olsen has more money that Al Qaeda, but I didn't know she had the kind of money to go down to the Titanic and fish out old wardrobe chests. I mean, I know this was worn by an Astor on the night the ship went down. Either that or she's the ghost of an Astor. Anyways, she decided to channel her inner 100-year-old woman at last night's InStyle party for the GGs. Ashley Olsen looks a little less freaky, but not by much.
Methinks Angelina Jolie knows she's way too good for this. She's standing there thinking "I'm so beautiful...so perfect...I am a goddess...I feel so sorry for these peons. They don't know the meaning of life." Come on, you know she is. Yes, she's gorgeous, stunning, dazzling, blah blah blah...but she's also a stuck-up HO! Brad needs a nap. I can't even comment on him.
All I have to say is.....TRANNY ALERT!!!
Jennifer Lopez looks absolutely stunning, because she's wearing 50 pounds of make-up and fake hair. Take that all away and she'd look like any other broad serving me delicious fried chicken at KFC. Marc Anthony is trying hard to look remotely human, but I'm still not convinced. He's the living dead.
Swedish porn star alert! Sienna Miller's face was meant for baby batter loads. It seriously looks like her foundation is made from cum. You know who it is. She looks OK from the neck down, but from the neck up....ugh! I just want to take those neck braids and put them around her neck!
Cameron Diaz looks hot and now that I just said that I think a giant zit is going to land on me, killing me instantly. Yes, I think she looks hot at the Golden Globes tonight. I can't believe this. My world is over now that these words have come out of my finger tips.
Cojo at the Golden Globes 1/15/07
The Golden Globes are in like 1 hour and here are my predictions for the film categories, because who really cares about TV? Anyway, enjoy and I'll post some red carpet pictures in a bit! Get my picks after the jump!
Best Picture - Drama
My Pick: The Departed
Best Picture - Comedy or Musical
The Devil Wears Prada
Little Miss Sunshine
Thank You For Smoking
My Pick: Dreamgirls
Best Actress in a Drama
Penelope Cruz, Volver
Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Sherrybaby
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Kate Winslet, Little Children
My Pick: Helen Mirren, The Queen
Best Actor in a Drama
Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed
Peter O'Toole, Venus
Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happiness
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
My Pick: Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Best Actress in a Comedy
Annette Bening, Running with Scissors
Toni Collette, Little Miss Sunshine
Beyonce Knowles, Dreamgirls
Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
Renee Zellweger, Miss Poter
My Pick: Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
Best Actor in a Comedy
Sacha Cohen, Borat
Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Aaron Eckhart, Thank You For Smoking
Chiwetel Ejiofor – Kinky Boots
Will Ferrell, Stranger Than Fiction
My Pick: Sacha Cohen, Borat
Best Supporting Actress
Adriana Barraza, Babel
Cate Blanchett, Notes On A Scandal
Emily Blunt, The Devil Wears Prada
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel
My Pick: Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Best Supporting Actor
Ben Affleck, Hollywoodland
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Brad Pitt, Babel
Mark Wahlberg, The Departed
My Pick: Brad Pitt, Babel
Best Animated Feature
My Pick: Cars
Best Foreign Language Film
Apocalypto (United States)
Letters from Iwa Jima (Japan, United States)
The Lives of Others (Germany)
Pan's Labyrinth (Mexico)
My Pick: Pan's Labyrinth (Mexico)
Best Director of a Motion Picture
Clint Eastwood – Flags Of Our Fathers
Clint Eastwood – Letters From Iwo Jima
Stephen Frears – The Queen
Alejandro Iñárritu – Babel
Martin Scorsese – The Departed
My Pick: Martin Scorsese, The Departed
Best Screenplay of a Motion Picture
Notes on a Scandal
My Pick: Babel
Best Original Score
The Painted Veil
The Da Vinci Code
My Pick: The Da Vinci Code
Best Original Song
"A Father's Way" from The Pursuit of Happyness
"Listen" from Dreamgirls
"Never Gonna Break My Faith" from Bobby
"The Song of the Heart" from Happy Feet
Try Not to Remember" from Home of the Brave
My Pick: "Listen" from Dreamgirls
And who cares about the TV nominations! Click here to see the entire list!
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn actually won awards (besides Razzies) for their roles in The Break-Up. Jennifer told the audience when winning, "Thank you for loving The Break-Up – I did."
Oh Snap! And she actually cracks jokes! Who knew?! Vince looked absolutely miserable, but I don't think that had anything to do with Aniston. He was probably having twinkie withdrawals.
No that's just Ellen Degeneres and Cameron Diaz at last night's People's Choice Awards. Ellen won Favorite
Gay Talk Show Host and Cameron Diaz won Favorite Leading Piece of Trash Lady.
Cameron looks hot from the neck down, but I'm sorry...I can't stand that bird's mug. Her body looks hot when it's covered up with chiffon and her face should follow suit.
Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat made a rare appearance as himself with fiancee Isla Fisher to the British Comedy Awards last night. Sacha was introduced by Madonna for some kind of award. In a weird way, I'd hit it.
Click here to see the video of Madge giving Borat his award. She lost her accent!