Award Shows
Jacko Fails to Thrill
Michael Jackson was supposed to perform "Thriller" at tonight's World Music Awards in London and instead he sang a chorus from "We are the World" surrounded by children. Um...should he really be around all those kids? Thriller was instead performed by Chris Brown in honor of Jacko. He apparently looked nervous and uncomfortable accepting his award. Shit, I'm uncomfortable just looking at him.
Do yourself a favor and don't look too closely at his nose. I think that's the 8th Wonder of the World.
Beyonce and Prince Reunite
Beyonce presented Prince with some kind of award at the UK Music Hall of Fame in London last night. Bill Clinton also paid tribute to Bon Jovi. Beyonce looks hot and she should slick back her wig more often.
LeAnn Rimes is a Stupid Slag
Faith Hill has already explained her actions at the Country Music Awards last week. Faith was seen on camera mouthing the words "WHAT?" and throwing her hands up in the air when Carrie Underwood beat her ass as Favorite Country Female. Faith Hill basically said it was a joke and she doesn't know why people are making such a big deal about it. The world has move on, but not Leanne Rimes.
LeAnn Rimes can't keep her hick-mouth shut. She wrote on her website:
"Okay, I usually keep quiet on topics like this, but I feel I need to stand up for my friend, Faith. She was just being honest and emotional like every other person sitting at home with an opinion. These awards shows are so political and we all get fed up with them. We all work very hard and have for many years so to see someone come in and win Female Vocalist that has been here for a very short time, is a little disheartening. She probably felt, as I did, that Carrie has not paid her dues long enough to fully deserve that award. As artists and public figures, we have to keep our feelings so repressed so we don't get called ungrateful. Please cut her some slack!"
Stupid ass. This is such bullshit. Leanne doesn't even make sense. When Marisa Tomeo won the Oscar, you didn't see Vanessa Redgrave running through the aisles screaming "conspiracy!" That would've been hot though.
LeAnn needs to worry more about her fag husband and less on things she isn't involved with.
Jacko Could Use the Fab Five
I hate the Fab Five, but Jacko needs them bad. Brown nails and a bad wig? I mean, if you're going to prance around like a damn woman at least look like a hot one. He needs to figure out this wig situation and get him some Lee press-ons to cover up that filth. Sick. He also needs to wax the facial hair and get some new make-up. He's not wearing his season. I'm guessing he's a Winter.
Anyway, JackHO is in London to perform at the World Music Awards tomorrow night at Earls Court and by "perform" I mean..FREAK SHOW y'all!!!
He has taken up two floors of the Hempel Hotel at a cost of about $150,000 a night. Isn't this bitch broke? His 25-person entourage includes Blanket and his other children. He also demanded that all the candles be removed from the children's bedrooms, because he doesn't want a fire to break out aka he doesn't want anyone to see him touching them...JOKING! God, calm down.
UPDATE: Reader Paula, thinks homegirl might have cancer. Apparently, chemo causes your nails to turn brown. He is wearing a wig too. Hmm...interesting.
Faith Hill Speaks!
Faith Hill spoke out on the fact that she freaked out a little when Carrie Underwood won an award she was nominated for.
She said, “The idea that I would act disrespectful towards a fellow musician is unimaginable to me. For this to become a focus of attention given the talent gathered is utterly ridiculous. Carrie is a talented and deserving Female Vocalist of The Year.”
Um...where's the apology? She forgot to say "I'm sorry" and "It was nothing." Actually, she shouldn't apologize...she provided a little entertainment to an event that we didn't even know existed!
UPDATE - Her manager said she was just joking.
Faith Hill Freaks Out When Carrie Underwear Wins
Carrie Underwear won big at the CMAs last night sending Faith Hill into a hissy fit. When Carrie was announced as the Country Female of the Year, Faith is seen saying to the camera "What" after throwing her hands up. Part of me thinks she was just joking, but still. Stupid slut needs to give the youngins their credit. Oh and Faith's hair belongs on a drag queen.

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