Eva LongWHORIA

Eva LongWHORIA was Miss Popularity this past weekend at the NBA All-Star game. She entertained Prince with her heels, made a drunk Cameron Diaz laugh and probably did dirty talk with Jeremy Piven. Jeremy's little ring is totally from Claire's.

Last night was the SAG Awards which is basically just another boring awards show, but this is where the actors salute each other. Eva LongWHORIA came, because she goes to every single event. She even showed up to my dog's 4th Birthday party. Anyway, she dragged her hotness, Tony Parker along. She looks like a douche and he looks like he can't stand her stupid ass. Ok, he doesn't look like that....but you know he's thinking it. He also looks like he's been up all night with a gaggle of strippers and coke.

Nicolette Sheridan wants his ass and probably has had that.

Eva LongWHORIA got engaged to Tony Parker this past November and they have already settled on a wedding date. They have picked July 7, 2007 because Tony think it's lucky. You know, cause of the 7-7-7. What a nerd.

The pair will wed at Château de Chantilly near Paris. Monique Lhuillier will design Eva's wedding dress. Eva and company are set to travel to France next month to work out the details.

A rep for Eva denies that anything is set in stone and details are still being worked out.

I read that 7-7-7 is the most popular wedding day this year and venues have already been booked for months if not years. Eva's gonna need a lot more than some lucky numbers to make her marriage work. She's gonna need to have her mouth sewn up permanently!

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Eva LongWHORIA was Harrod's guest last night in London to start the beginning of the winter sale. She joined Harrod's owner, Dodi Mohammed Al Fayed and some cute pups for the occasion. I'm surprised that puppy is still alive from being that close to her witch bref. It's probably trying so hard not to go into the light. Anyway, Eva later changed into the same fug outfit Lindsay Lohan wore last week.

Eva LongWHORIA and her on-and-off again boyfriend, Tony Parker, have become engaged. Her rep confirms it, "Eva and Tony are officially engaged. The couple have never been happier."

She is 31 and he's 24. This will be her second marriage and his first.

I'm happy for her. Some great quotes will come out of this. Eva loves to blab about everything and I'm sure she'll tell us every detail about her nauseating wedding.

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Eva LongWHORIA is seen here on the set of Desperate Suckwives. I'm not sure what's doing, but I'll take a few guesses.

a) Bagina fart
b) Poop shoot fart
c) Trying to figure out what 1 + 1 is
d) Asking herself how on Earth she is playing a supermodel on TV
e) Thinking about Brit Brit's cooze

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Two dykes at a L'Oreal events on 11/9

Eva LongWHORIA is not doing a lesbian flick with Beyonce Knowles and directed by Sofia Coppola. It was reported that at a L’Oreal event last week, Beyonce and Eva both commented that they were starring together in the film version of the lesbian love story “Tipping the Velvet.” Beyonce and Eva claim they never made those statements and have no idea what anybody is talking about.

Eva said, "Believe me, I would love to work with Beyonce one day. She's so talented. But this is definitely not something we are doing together. It's completely and absolutely not true."

"What makes me crazy is that there are quotes out there, quotes from me saying it's true. But in fact it's not true. And (there are) quotes of Beyonce saying it's about time we had a female Brokeback Mountain. And we're like, we never said that."

Attorneys are trying to find the original source. Beyonce confirms it isn’t true. Her spokeswhore said, “This is not happening. Beyonce will never work with that trash." Ok, he didn't say that...he just said that it's not true..blah..blah..blah...

I knew this was too bad (yes, bad) to be true. I mean part of me knows that the silver screen would be ruined for all-time if this happened and part of me really wants to see Eva’s bony hands running through Beyonce’s wig.

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Eva LongWHORIA is in this movie called "Harsh Times" with Christian Bale and last night was the premiere in Hollywood. I'm not sure what this movie is about, but I'm surprised it's not going straight to the USA Network. Eva tries so hard to be something in fashion and she falls hard. The sad thing is, I want to like her, but just one look at her makes me want to take her spider eyelashes and fuck her with them - hard. I was very disappointed that she didn't bite the bullet on last night's "Desperate Housewives." These writers need to get keen and kill the ho off already!