Gwen Stefani

Thursday, July 19th 2007

Crackhead EngRish

 
You have to check out this MySpace blog by Courtney Love. I mean....I just don't even know how where to begin with this. To say this was written by a crackhead is an understatement. Is there such thing as sleepwriting, because that's what this mess looks like. Here's a little piece where she's trying to talk smack on Gwen Stefani
 
"we were doing our hair( thew girls) way up in that ugly crazy building and couyld seeyou all for blocks, it was wild-= i told my peeps top go get bvoys wiuth skateboards and giurls whow ere into stefani, no offense to truyew fans i just felt like a challenge- if someone sreally into stefani to me that says they dontw anta nty trouble in thoe rlives, want very mucbh to be p[opular abnd accepted, wnatto be trendy but niot dangerous, and the idea of forcin gthat waznna be popular girl to face the fear cdoes somethin for me./plus im startinga clotyhing line this year too, just higher end and the lowerr end wont be about a font. i wouldbnt do that iu fond that crass somehow= a sportsac ten times the prio ce because it has ther same cuddle bear sweeetoe pie sign off that Rossdale used to sign hios letters to me with in a Times Courier font ? maybve its me, i know perfeume has a 800 -1200% profit markup so if one "brands" oneself well enough one can cash it in big an d hard by selling a perfume wethe rone gioves a shot about the smell opr not- kudos to madge for forgoinmg that , because nop way hads she not been asked. L.A.M.B. heh, well look its not fo rme to judge- im far mior eonteretsed in amazin g lingerie enyways and if i design a bag itll be fabulous"

 
Wrap your brain around that. Actually, don't. You might get contact high and then your boss will fire you, you'll lose your house, you'll end up on the streets, you'll have to turn to smoking crack to fill the pain and then you'll start writing crap like this on your MySpace and I'll have to make fun of you.
 
ONTD translated it and it still doesn't make sense!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, June 23rd 2007

The Boys Are Back

 
Gwen Stefani had a huge surprise for her audience in Irvine, CA. After Gwen performed her entire concert, she took the stage at 11:30pm for her encore and brought the boys from No Doubt back with her. The band performed "Just a Girl", "Spiderwebs" and "It's My Life."
 
The ones that left right after her set were assed out! I hate staying for encores, but I guess this was one worth staying for. No Doubt are said to be working on a new album right now and hope to have it released sometime next year.
 
 

Source: ONTD
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, May 27th 2007

Kingston's First Birthday

 
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale celebrate Kingston's first Birthday in NYC by taking him to lunch and a little spree. What a happy family. Makes me want to barf. I kid I kid. Kingston is a doll and looks happier than ever. I'd be happy too if bitches were buying me whatever I wanted and I could shit in my own pants without judgment.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 25th 2007

Top Chef

 
I haven't seen Gwen Stefani's current tour, so I don't know the context of these costumes, but did homegirl lose it?  She looks like a character from "The Wiggles." Methinks this is a case of too many cooks in the kitchen, literally.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, April 22nd 2007

Vince Neil's Wife is Sooooooooo Hot

 
Who the hell did Vince Neil marry and where did he find her? She looks like a tranny burn-victim. LOVE HER. Anyhow, Vince brought this hot mess to the opening of the Pearl Theater at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas. Gwen Stefani christened the venue. 
 
Also spotted was Valtrex Wonky and her fugly, slightly retarded sister and boyfriend from the 90s. Caroline D'Whore came out, because it was open bar. That chick will have a sex tape "leaked" any day now...TRUST.
 
Eric Balfour looks like he lost a wrestling match with a bottle of Sun-In. He used to be so hot. Nicky Sheridan in her call-girl best. Robin Antin looking like a true Pussycat tranny. Tommy Lee and George Maloof also checked in.
 
Scott Weiland and his crazy, NUTJOB wife posed like two lovebirds on a Spring day. I see the anger in her eyes though. Bitch is INSANE.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, April 19th 2007

Gwen's 4 in the Morning


ANOTHER Gwen Stefani single and video. This little diddy's called "4 in the Morning" and is probably my favorite track on her album which isn't saying much. As usual, Gwen looks fresh-faced thanks to 10-pounds of make-up. I dig it.

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Gwen Stefani is Not a Fanjaya

 
Gwen Stefani coached the "American Idol" kids this week with their "pop" song pickings. A rumor on I Love Everything claiming that Sanjaya wanted to sing No Doubt's "Bathwater" to Gwen's dismay. She urged him to choose an 80s song instead. She apparently told his ass that she doesn't think he can pull it off. During dress rehearsals yesterday Gwen still wasn't happy with Sanjaya's choice and went to the Executive Producer and demanded something be done. They apparently gave him Maroon 5's "Sunday Morning" and the entire studio was left feeling very uncomfortable.
 
She should've asked him to sing "I'm Just a Girl." That's more his speed.
 
Here's what the rest of the kids will sing:
 
Blake Lewis - "Love Song" by the Cure
Chris Richardson - "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
Chris Sligh - "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" by the Police
Gina Glocksen - "Just Like a Pill" by Pink
Haley Scarnato - "True Colors" by Cyndi Lauper
Jordin Sparks - "Hey Baby" by No Doubt
Lakisha Jones - "Love Has a Mind of Its Own" by Donna Summers
Melinda Doolittle - "Sunset People" by Donna Summers
Phil Stacey - "Every Breath You Take" by the Police
Sanjaya Malakar - "Sunday Morning" by Maroon 5
 
Jordin is going to rip "Hey Baby" to shreds. I predict this will be the worst performance of the night. Regardless, you bess be voting for Sanjaya! Long live!!!!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, February 21st 2007

I Think She Finally Got a Clue

232745409_dcaa4fd1cd.jpg Gwen Stefani confirmed that she will reunite with No Doubt to record a new album due out next year. Their last full, original studio album was "Rock Steady" in 2001. Since then Gwen has been busy pushing out a baby and pushing out two solo albums. She said, "I got an idea in my head about what we could do and now that's all I can think about - doing a No Doubt record." If you ask me, she should've done this instead of the second solo album. Her solo stuff is alright, but she'd be nothing without their asses and it's nice to see her getting back to her roots. Source

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Tuesday, February 13th 2007

Those are Some High Heels

gwenstefaniheels.jpg Gwen Stefani carefully makes her way through the crowd on her way to Jimmy Kimmel yesterday. Is it just me or are heels getting higher? Chicks are going to strap ladders to their feet soon. Damn.

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Wednesday, January 31st 2007

Beyond Photoshop

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Why do celebrities even need to go through hair and make-up for photoshoots anymore? I mean they seriously don't need them there anymore. They need to just take one of their childhood photos and put on the body of some model. That's what it looks like they did to Gwen Stefani for UK Elle. There is not one wrinkle on her face. She looks more like a doll than a human.

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