Skinny Bones Jones

Tuesday, April 10th 2007

He's EATING Her! At Least Someone's Eating!

 
Jenna Jameson celebrated her 33rd Birthday at Deuce in Hollywood last night. Jenna was escorted by boyfriend, Baby Huey.
 
I will say that Jenna looks a teensy bit better with the long hair. At least she's not trying to channel the Posh. But in this first picture below, she looks like she just cralwed out of her snail shell.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 9th 2007

Jenna Disappoints

 
At last weekend's Exxxotica convention in Miami Beach, fans of Jenna Jameson were not happy with the porn star. Jenna was supposed to stay six hours in two days to sign autographs and chat with fans. Sources say she left early and came late.
 
Page Six reports that she also cut-off fans when they asked her about her weight and vagina surgery. It's rumored that Jenna had a botched vag job.
 
The source said, "When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn't be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she's about 40 pounds skinnier than she was."
 
Jenna was also upset when she saw Tera Patrick's line was two times longer than hers. 
 
Of course JJ is losing fans. Nobody wants to see skeleton sex, well maybe some people do. Jacko perhaps?  Bone on bone action!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, April 6th 2007

Jenna Jameson is a FAT ASS

 
Seriously, she's getting disgusting. Ewww....and I think it's even more disgusting that I kind of want her dude.
 
 
Thanks Melissa
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 29th 2007

Donatella's Suing Mad

 
Donatella Versace is planning to sue various newspapers over printing a quote about her daughter's anorexia she never made. She was quoted as saying:
 
"Anorexia is consuming her... The doctors are doing all they can to snatch her away from this cruel disease."
 
Donatella is now downplaying her daughter's illness and said she's getting treatment at home and it's under control.
 
"Allegra is not at present staying in any hospital, she is living in her private residence and her condition does not cause particular concerns. "
 
Allegra was reported as weighing 70lbs. Donatella probably thinks that's fat.  
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Donatella Confirms Her Daughter's in Ano Rehab

 
Donatella Versace has confirmed to ET that her daughter, Allegra Versace is seeking treatment for Anorexia. Allegra has dealt with the disease for several years and was said to be getting better. Rumor has it that Allegra currently weights 70-pounds.
Donatella said, "Our daughter, Allegra has been battling anorexia, a very serious disease for many years. She is receiving the best medical care possible to help overcome this illness and is responding well.

"As parents, we are doing our best to protect our daughter. However, due to numerous media reports, we want to let everyone know that we appreciate their concern for Allegra, and we ask that her privacy be respected at this time."

 
I'm sure it doesn't help Allegra having to see the models her mother uses. Maybe Donatella will use fatter models now. Poor ho, eat a Zinger. It really solves everything.
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, March 21st 2007

Jenna Jameson Blogs About Why She Looks Like Death

Jenna Jameson spoke out about her sudden weightloss on her MySpace:

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me... only because, everyone that is judging me... has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old jenna back! I'm sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.
I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can't because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now.
Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!
xoxoxox
Jenna

Let's be real. Did a nasty divorce also cause her to get plastic surgery on her face? I mean she's definitely had some work on that mug. Oh and she could be more right when she said how she's "busted her ass" for everything she's worked for. I'm sure she's busted a couple of vaginas too!

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, March 18th 2007

Porn Bones

Dear Jenna Jameson,

You will never EVER be like Posh Beckham so quit trying! You aren't even hot enough to be Posh's menstrual discharge. Wait, do anos have that? Scratch that. Ok, you will never be hot enough to be Posh's chewed up and spit up meals!

xoxoxoMichael K

PS - This is Jenna looking bonealicious at the Octavio Carlin show at Kitten Fashion Week. They have fashion week for kittens?!?

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, February 20th 2007

Brody Jenner is a Douche

brodynicole.jpg In an interview with Details magazine, Brody Jenner (son of Bruce) has a conversation with his friend Spencer Pratt (the idiot on "The Hills" who cheats on Heidi) about how he's going to make a bigger name for himself. Spencer says he told Brody, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You'll be, like, a fucking hero to America." Brody and Nicole had a brief thing last year. Brody has also been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and LC from "The Hills." Obvioulsy, the idiot didn't succeed because homegirl is still working the bones. He's such a moron. He thinks he's smooth, but he's just another Hollywood brat that will basically end up as a joke on reality TV. Source

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Wednesday, February 7th 2007

FAT ASS!

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"Hi my name is Dita Von Tease and when I swallow a sunflower seed you can see it dancing in my stomach. It's beaaaatiful."

Burlesque perform and ex of Marily Manson loves the fact that she can get her 24-inch waist down to 16-inches. She says she does it by starving herself before a performance. She loves it though.

She said, 'I love the feeling, though. It's like being completely tight.'

You know Nicole Richie, both Olsens and Kate Bosworth are hating themselves over this picture. They are in the bathroom cutting the skin off as we speak.

Source

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Monday, February 5th 2007

Did I Miss Something?

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When did Kristen Johnston of "Third Rock from the Sun" get so skinny? I thought she was a big boned girl? Well, she showed off some skinny bones at the "Music & Lyrics" premiere tonight in London. Kristen is doing some play up in London. She looks hot. Maybe it's the black that's slimming her?

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