Category: Zooey Deschanel

Open Post: Hosted By Zooey Deschanel’s ’80s Themed Birthday Party

January 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Zooey Deschanel seems determined to carry her manic pixie dream girl energy into her 4th decade of life. According to E! News, Zooey just celebrated her 40th birthday in the most adorkable way possible; with an Instagram ready, ’80s themed birthday party! However, I sense a dark secret lurking in the background.

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Zooey Deschanel’s Husband Jacob Pechenik Has Officially Filed For Divorce

October 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Thanks to the paparazzi and Instagram and a camera cutting into the audience at Dancing With The Stars, we know that Zooey Deschanel has officially moved on from her four-year marriage to producer Jacob Pechenik., and into the strong, sledgehammer-swinging arms of Jonathan Scott. For anyone out there who thought that Zooey is just going through a horny HGTV phase, you can stop thinking that. Because TMZ says that Jacob made sure things are over over by filing for divorce.

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Zooey Deschanel And Jonathan Scott Went Instagram Official

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

One month in, and Zooey Deschanel and Jonathan Scott continue to prove that no, you didn’t have a weird New Girl/Property Brothers cross-over dream, and that they really are dating. They’ve been photographed together, and they made their live television debut in the audience of Dancing With The Stars almost three weeks ago. But because the year is 2019, and nothing matters unless it happens on Instagram, Zooey and Jonathan did what they had to do and have gone Instagram official.

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Zooey Deschanel And Jonathan Scott Sat Courtside At “Dancing With The Stars”

October 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Personally, the only reason to attend a live taping of Dancing With The Stars I can think of would be to have a front row seat to watch Sean Spicer get a bucket of pig blood dumped on his head during his Disco cha-cha, knowing that you secretly snuck into the studio earlier that day to rig the bucket up. But apparently, if you’re Zooey Deschanel and Property Brothers guy Jonathan Scott, you use the opportunity to go Prime Time Official. Apparently they’re mutual love for shitty music is matched only by their mutual love for shitty dancing. According to Us Weekly, if you were watching last night, you might have caught a glimpse of a giant pair of eyes peeking out from under a hard bang, snuggled up next to giant set of white teeth hiding under an enormous forehead. That was Zooey and Jonathan!

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Zooey Deschanel And Jonathan Scott Are Together Because Of Music

September 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Drew and Jonathan Scott, better known as The Property Brothers, are two brunette twins that fix up houses on HGTV. But did you also know they’re aspiring musicians? Drew and Jonathan also perform as The Scott Brothers, because I guess Nailing the Right Notes was just too cheesy. Some people might cringe at the thought of watching one of the Property Brothers work the mic, but not Zooey Deschanel. In fact, you could say that music was the matchmaker responsible for hooking those two random people up.

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Look At What The Random Celebrity Couple Generator Spit Up Today

September 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Before I went to bed last night, I read the headline that Zooey Deschanel has gotten with Jonathan Scott. And since I only know Jonathan Scott by his official legal name of Property Brother #1 (or is he Property Brother #2?), it took me a quick second to realize who he is. But when I did, I sniffed my glass of wine to see if my dog drugged me with some kind of fucked-up mind-bending substance that was causing me to hallucinate weird things like Quirky’s favorite ambassador getting with a Property Brother. It’s real, though, and Zooey and Jonathan brought on a thousand question marks when they hit the stroll together.

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