Category: You In Danger Girl
Angelina Jolie Says She And Brad Pitt Fought Over His Decision To Work With Harvey Weinstein
As we know, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are still in the middle of a custody battle that’s threatening to outlive the child army’s childhood. So she’s probably not supposed to say shit about it in interviews, especially in interviews that are meant to highlight her humanitarian work. But the girl can’t help it! In a recent profile for The Guardian, Angie fixed her “lips like a plumped red sofa” to drag Brad for working with Harvey Weinstein against her wishes. Sorry, just like the reporter here, I too became distracted by Angie’s “cartoonishly beautiful” features, right down to her “vertiginous cheekbones,” but not so distracted that I can’t recognize when a murder has been committed. Spiritually at least.
Sandra Lee’s New Fiancé Is Still Married And His Wife’s Friends Say He’s An “Opportunist”
The former First Lady of New York and the reigning Kween of Kwanzaa, 55-year-old Sandra Lee, has a new man in her life. The New York Post reports that Sandra stepped out in the streets of Paris with her new man, actor/interfaith spiritual leader/The Express Tribune Hottie of The Week for August 11, 2013, 46-year-old Ben Youcef, earlier this month. And in the photos, Sandra is spotted with “a giant jewel” on that finger. The news just so happened to coincide with her longtime ex-boyfriend Andrew Coumo’s announcement that he would resign as Governor of NY amid multiple accusations of sexual harassment. However, before we shout “you go, girl!,” Page Six reports we might need to shout “Sandra, you in danger girl!” instead. Turns out that Sandra’s new fiance is actually still married and his wife’s friends say he’s an opportunist and is using her for fame. Whew, if there was ever a time to crack open a bottle of Hpnotiq and go to town, it’s now. No ice required!
Sharon Stone Has Thoughts On How Meryl Streep Is Seen As THEE Actress Of All Actresses
Whenever we hear that Glenn Close or Sigourney Weaver or Michelle Pfeiffer was cast in something, some people think, “Oh, how gracious of the benevolent Queen of Actresses, Meryl Streep, to turn that role down to give the lessers a chance.” Because Meryl Streep is largely seen as The Supreme when it comes to Hollywood actresses. Well, Sharon Stone has a lot of thoughts on that and she let them out during an interview when she felt that the interviewer insinuated how lucky she was to work with THEE Meryl Streep. Listen, Sharon Stone did not work a pair of busted baby bangs while jacking herself off with some dude’s hand in a speeding sports car in the underrated masterpiece Basic Instinct 2 for someone to imply that she’s on a lower level than Meryl Streep!
Meghan McCain Is Worried That An Unqualified Minority Might Come For Her Job
Another day, another attempt by Meghan McCain’s hair and makeup team to make a laughing stock of her and derail her career. But in case you didn’t know, Meghan’s dad was John McCain, and as such, she is invincible and more than capable of doing both on her own. Her daddy didn’t raise no chump! But he did raise a white woman who is afraid that underqualified minorities might be coming for her job. You know, like Asian Americans whose dads weren’t John McCain.
Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Might Really Be A Thing (UPDATE)
For the past few years, or so, there have been rumors that Travis Barker has really gone to the dark side by fucking on low-ranking Koven member Kourtney Kardashian. Travis pissed on those rumors (“Ugh, those rumors are so lucky!” – Kim) in 2019, saying that he loves Kourtney, but that they’re just friends and see each other at church. No, not the Church of Satan in Pimp Mama Kris’ basement where she holds sacrificial rituals to keep up her contract with Satan. And not that church PMK allegedly used as a tax haven. No, Kourtney and Travis know each other from Miami-based Vous church, which is connected to the Church of MESS known as Hillsong.
But now there’s more talk that Kourtney and Travis are a thing because they spent some time together over the weekend at the Koven’s desert headquarters (read: PMK’s La Quinta, CA house).
Elsa Pataky’s Car Got Stuck In A Flood And She Documented Her Escape On Instagram
In 2015, Elsa Pataky moved to the Land Down Under for her jacked Aussie husband of ten years, Chris Hemsworth. But Thor wasn’t there to help when 44-year-old Elsa’s car got stuck in a flood near their home in Byron Bay, New South Wales. The area was “recently pummelled with two days of rain”. Elsa tried driving across a watery part of the road, but got stuck, and took to Instagram Stories to document her escape.
When I first read the headlines, I thought, “INSTAGRAM STORIES?! In an emergency?! Why, I never! Celebrities today!” But when you watch the footage, it actually isn’t as near-death as it sounds.