Yesterday was Mother’s Day, the day when the internet comes together and threatens to crash Instagram’s servers by mass-uploading pictures of moms with captions about how they’re the best in the world. One popular theme yesterday was for dads to thank the mothers of their children. Russell Wilson Instagrammed a message to Ciara on her first Mother’s Day with their daughter Sienna Princess, which included a line about how he’s so grateful to get to raise “our” kids together. That “our” didn’t sit well with people.
Some Museum Donors Are Really Pissed That Famous People Were Smoking In The Bathroom At The Met Gala
I always forget that the Met Gala is more than just a night in which famous types get attention for posing in fancy clothes. It’s also a fundraising gala for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute. That means the guest list also includes normal, non-famous people. According to Page Six, some of those normal people didn’t love being greeted by Bella Hadid’s cigarette smoke when they entered the bathroom.
According to TMZ, Katy Perry’s upcoming single Bon Appétit has already made some of her fans feel sick to their stomachs, and it has nothing to do with imagining how gross it would be to receive a plate of fruit garnished with her severed head.
Somewhere, a sad trumpet is playing Taps for waist trainers, for it seems they’re no longer the favorite excuse for how a Kardashian’s body suddenly looks different. Now it’s the flu. The illness that takes your ass halfway into the afterlife with vomiting, chills, cold sweats, hallucinations, and diarrhea is apparently Kim Kardashian’s new weight loss plan. And as you already know, a whole lot of people recently dragged her for admitting so.
Last night, Kim went to dinner in Los Angeles looking like a human tapeworm.
Kim Kardashian West last night pic.twitter.com/pTIiwcKFO4
— KKW (@KimKLegion) April 19, 2017
UsWeekly says Kim explained why her body looked a tad smaller by tweeting that she had lost 6lbs thanks to the flu.
“The flu can be an amazing diet. So happy it came in time for the Met lol #6lbsdown”
The two brain cells shuffling around in Kim’s cranium must have been busy trying to help her decide which shade of beige looks best wrapped around her butt, because they clearly weren’t there to whisper “Um, people might not lol at referring to the flu an amazing diet.” Some people on Twitter dragged Kim for glamorizing an illness and questioned whether she would say the same thing to her daughter if she got sick with the flu. Kim eventually deleted the tweet.
Personally, I think Kim deleted the tweet after Kris Jenner caught wind of Kim giving away diet tips for free. “Kim, you should know better! If you’re going to promote an unhealthy way to lose weight, at least try to register it as a trademark. The Flu™ could have been a bigger Instagram scam than Flat Tummy Tea!”
E! announced yesterday that Kylie Jenner will star in an upcoming 8-episode
commercial for Kylie Cosmetics docu-series called Life of Kylie. A source tells People that the Kardashian-Jenners are mostly supportive of Kylie’s new show. Mostly. That source goes on to claim that some of Kylie’s sisters are also seething with jealousy. Pray that Health Nut never goes out of business; those salads they’re always eating could be only thing keeping Khloe and Kourtney from grinding their teeth down to veneer nubbins.
“Kylie and Kendall [Jenner] really are the next generation. [They keep] the entire family relevant.
Overall, everyone is really happy about it. But of course, there’s some jealousy that comes along with all the attention that Kylie is getting.”
I wish that source would have leaked some useful information, like why in the hell is her show named Life of Kylie. The strongest theory I’ve got is that it’s a play on Life of Pi, because sometimes they call her Ky. That, and she’s trapped with a Tyga who is just using her until it can move on to something better.
Of course some of the Kardashians would be jealous, but it’s silly to feel that way. They need to remember that when one demon snake head gets more famous, the whole hydra beast benefits. Not to mention that Kylie’s reign won’t last forever. Eventually Kris Jenner will start grooming North West, Penelope Disick, and Dream Kardashian for a show called Try To Kare About the Kousins. Enjoy it while it lasts, Kylie!
That stereotypical “Can I speak to a manager?” haircut just applied for unemployment benefits, because Cat Deeley is doing a good job of becoming the newest face of an angry customer. People says that the host of So You Think You Can Dance threw down with a restaurant on Twitter. Oh boy, you know someone is truly pissed when they skip Yelp entirely and head straight to Twitter.