According to The Hollywood Reporter, Jussie Smollett has entered a plea of not guilty on felony charges that he lied to police about his attack, and I want to believe him. I’m the sucker who’s still holding out hope that a tape of some actual racist homophobes whooping on Jussie’s ass will miraculously fall out of some Chicago PD officer’s pocket in front of a TMZ camera or something. Look, I said I was a sucker.
Is there a customer service line for humanitarian complaints? If so, then they’re no doubt very busy today fielding calls from people demanding Angelina Jolie be stripped of her title for the questionable shenanigans she pulled in Cambodia while casting First They Killed My Father.
I hope Usher is putting a reminder in his phone not to forget to tell future sex partners he’s got herpes, because this situation is starting to get expensive for ol’ Papa Bear.
Yesterday, Rob Kardashian threw up the messy details of his life with Blac Chyna all over social media. Rob accused Chyna of gold digging scheming, and he also repeatedly Instagrammed and tweeted nudes that she had texted to him. Those nudes have since been deleted, but the damage has been done, and Rob could be in for a world of legal trouble.
That video of Prince William dancing whatever is left of his hair off at a club in the Swiss town of Verbier took me higher, but Duchess Kate apparently doesn’t love it and thinks it is very uncouth of him to act like that. Prince William totally has to sleep on the couch now, or he’ll sleep in one of the many lavish bedrooms in one of the many lavish estates his family owns. Either or.