Category: You Got Served

People Are Questioning How Jason Sudeikis Couldn’t Have Known Olivia Wilde Would Be Served Custody Papers At CinemaCon

April 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Even though Olivia Wilde played it cool and was all “what me, worry?” when she was served custody papers while onstage at CinemaCon during a presentation of her new movie Don’t Worry Darling starring her exuberantly bloused boyfriend Harry Styles, she was probably suppressing a big ole “WTF?!” Because that shit was rude as hell. Following the worst You Got Served sequel to date, sources claimed that Olivia’s ex, Jason Sudeikis, with whom she shares kids Otis, 8 and Daisy, 5, had no idea when or where she might be served, adding “he would never condone her being served in such an inappropriate manner.” However, according to People, people ain’t buying it. People spoke to a lawyer who thinks Jason absolutely would have known. And The Wrap reports that CinemaCon officials are also skeptical because very few people even knew Olivia was going to be presenting. Given how dastardly it would have been to serve Olivia publicly only to turn around and condemn the move indirectly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jason started going method and pretending to be Ted Lasso in his normal life for the next couple of weeks until the speculation dies down. If Jason offers you shortbread, take it, of course, it’s delicious, but take it with a grain of salt. It may contain nuts. Petty, petty nuts.

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It’s Been Confirmed That Prince Andrew Was Finally Served With Virginia Giuffre’s Lawsuit

September 22, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s been six long weeks since Virginia Giuffre slapped Prince Andrew with a federal civil lawsuit accusing Andrew of sexual abuse when she was a minor. With the help of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Blegh. The Trash Trinity. Andrew attempted to dodge the suit by fleeing to the Royal Lodge in Windsor, and then to THE QUEEN’S Scottish castle in the country, Balmoral. On September 10 Virginia’s legal team claimed that Andrew was successfully served in Britain, however, his team denied it. But yesterday Virginia’s lawyers filed court papers with the U.S. District Court in Manhattan that confirmed that Andrew’s Los Angeles-based lawyer, Andrew Brettler, had received two copies of their civil lawsuit via email and FedEx on Monday. Yay! We can finally, officially say the three words everyone’s been longing to hear: BITCH. GOT. SERVED. Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Aglio Kim, The Robot Restaurant Server in South Korea

September 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Introducing Aglio Kim, the hot new A.I. server straight outta South Korea. Aglio Kim was developed by telecoms company KT Corp in an attempt to help ensure social distancing and minimize human contact during the pandemic. She’s currently being tested at Seoul’s “Mad for Garlic” Italian restaurant. The manager, Lee Young-ho, says “Customers found the robot serving quite unique and interesting, and also felt safe from the coronavirus.”

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Wendy Williams Did It, She Filed For Divorce

April 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Is it just me or is it getting chilly in here? I think I need to put on a sweater. I swear that lake of fire outside my window is looking positively frosty. Could it be that hell is finally freezing over? If so, that would explain the news that Wendy Williams has just filed for divorce from her husband and business partner of 22 years, Kevin Hunter. I mean, it’s about damn time, but dammit I’m cold!

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