Category: Yeah Okay
Elon Musk Claims He’s Currently Without A Home And Couch Surfs With Friends
Elon Musk is back again to claim that he’s “homeless and crashes on a variety of friends’ couches, and it sounds about as dubious as Elon’s plans to own Twitter. But according to Elon, you can’t hate him for being a billionaire, because he doesn’t even live that billionaire lifestyle. In fact, he’s living more of a “This is awkward, but can I borrow $20 for pizza?” lifestyle.
Ryan Gosling Will Be The Ken To Margot Robbie’s Barbie In The “Barbie” Movie
If you thought that Greta Gerwig’s live-action Barbie movie co-written by Noah Baumbach and starring Margot Robbie was the result of a fever dream you had after smoking some Barbie OG while watching Lady Bird, it was not. It’s a real thing and it’s still happening. And well, real-life Ken Doll Matt Bomer can go ahead and dump all those bottles of Sun-In and hair bleach into the dumpster, because Ryan Gosling is probably going to be saying, “Hey Girl Barbie,” as Ken.
Hailey Bieber Denies That Justin Bieber Treats Her Like Shit
Justin Bieber went from being a bratty, narcissistic My Buddy doll from douche HELL to being a bratty, narcissistic My Buddy doll from douche HELL masquerading as a loving child of the lord and caring husband. But even though The Biebs wants everyone to think that he’s a changed toddler, we’ve seen uncomfortable moments with his super-fangirl turned wife Hailey Bieber that makes everyone say, “Err, looks like Hailey needs to change her son’s Pamper because bitch is grouchy!” But Hailey says that the “narrative” that her husband treats her the way that he dresses (read: like caca) is one big fat lie and he’s actually a respectful angel who lifts her up every single day.
One Of The Women From Jack Brooksbank’s Yacht Gathering Regrets Getting Topless Around Him
Jack Brooksbank has only been married to Princess Eugenie for a little less than three years, but he’s already proved he fits right in when it comes to getting involved in an embarrassing public scandal. Jack was photographed sailing around the island of Capri on a boat with three women as his wife was back at home taking care of their five-month-old son August. There was drinking, swimming, laughing, bikinis, questionably appropriate touching, and some exposed nipples, all of which made for a situation that required some immediate damage control. Jack’s mother-in-law Fergie quickly jumped to his defense, saying that Jack is a man of “integrity” and was just doing his job as a Casamigos tequila brand ambassador. Now we’re hearing from one of the women on that yacht, an Italian model-slash-social media influencer named Erica Pelosini, who is saying it was she who was the one who was being inappropriate on that boat.
Big Sean Claims He’s Two Inches Taller Thanks To A Chiropractor
Good news short men of the world who are uncomfortable about it–there’s something you can do to change. I mean, instead of grabbing a pair of Tom Cruise-certified cha-cha heels and some bootcut pants to camouflage. 33-year-old Big Sean, who “was” 5’8″, became Slightly Bigger Sean after he claimed to have grown 2-inches thanks to the help of a chiropractor “straightening his spine.” So actually, I guess this is only good news for short men with crooked backs. Sorry, well-postured shorties. You’re out of luck.
As MacKenzie Scott Smirks, Jeff Bezos Donated $100 Million Each To José Andrés And Van Jones
Yesterday, two dicks stuck their tips into space a bit (“They did?! I hardly felt it.” – space). Jeff Bezos and his circumcised dick rocket launched into suborbital space and spent three quick minutes there before coming down to earth, although, I think it’s impossible for Jeff Bezos to really ever be down to earth. You would think that everybody would have nothing but good things to say about the richest human on Earth spending $5 billion to take a billionaire joy ride to space while Amazon drivers have to shit in bags and the planet burns. But people dragged Jeff and they really dragged him when he smugly thanked Amazon employees and customers for making his Make A Wish: Billionaire Edition dreams come true. Jeff made it all okay, though, by announcing that he is giving a total of $200 million to philanthropic chef José Andrés and Kim Kartrashian’s mentor and rumored piece Van Jones for them to donate to non-profits of their choice. Sure, earlier in the day, Jeff Bezos probably also “donated” millions to the gold toilet he pissed in since one of his piss streams is worth at least $10 million, but hey!