The Kardashian-Wests Reportedly Turned Down Several Million-Dollar Offers For The First Pictures Of Their New Baby
Because the Kardashians have a sixth sense for making a buck (I believe the technical term is: shameless money tingles), you would think that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would have jumped at the chance to sell Third Baby’s First Picture to the highest bidder. But according to TMZ, they have refused to sell the pictures of their new baby daughter, because it goes against their morals. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that was a good one. I haven’t laughed that hard since every time Kim has tried to convince us she actually eats hair gummies and drinks Fit Tea.
Sources tell TMZ that months before Kim and Kanye’s third child was born, they got several offers from websites and magazines. The sources claim they received offers starting over $1 million, with the largest being between $2 and $5 million. But Kim and Kanye rejected every single offer, because accepting cash for published baby pics would “violate their morals.”
Kim and Kanye know that the media will eventually get a picture of their new daughter, but they want to be the ones to release it, like they did with North’s first pic, and Saint’s. Sources say that Kim and Kanye will release the picture of their new daughter when they feel comfortable that her safety and privacy is secured. Based on the release of North and Saint’s first pictures, they guess it will happen two months from now.
Whoever offered Kim and Kanye millions of dollars for baby’s first picture, raise your hand so we know you actually exist. And then please recognize that offering money was the wrong way to go. A shoebox filled with stocks, maybe. But cash? Besides, I’m pretty sure her Keeping Up with the Kardashians contract states they always get first dibs.
Bono recently spoke to Rolling Stone about U2’s latest album, Songs of Experience, as well as the end of their recent Joshua Tree tour and his poverty-fighting charity, the ONE Campaign. Bono spoke about the ONE Campaign’s current campaign, called Poverty Is Sexist. Well, poverty isn’t the only thing that’s sexist here.
Congratulations To John Stamos For Getting The Cover Of People Magazine (Oh Yeah, And Also For Making A Baby With His Fiancée)
Just a month ago, John Stamos declared that he, John Stamos, is ready to bestow his precious jizz onto some lucky ovary eggs. And today, John Stamos graciously shared his face with the masses to announce that he did bestow his precious jizz onto some lucky ovaries eggs belonging to his fiancée whose name doesn’t really matter since this is all about John Stamos!
Long do I wish for the days when the most bonkers thing to come out of the mouth of a Fast and the Furious star was “Stay” from Vin Diesel. But right now we’re in a time where Tyrese Gibson is in a race against himself to keep saying stuff that either makes no sense or is a lie. Tyrese recently admitted that anti-psych meds were responsible for things that he’s said and written on Instagram. According to Page Six, Tyrese is talking more and saying things he probably shouldn’t say.
The socialite of yesteryear, Paris Hilton, likes to take credit for a lot of the shit we do/endure these days. For instance, we can blame her for “That’s hot,” the annoying AF celeb inundation at Coachella, and Kim Kardashian. So it only makes sense that Paris is trying to take claim for another invention that isn’t exactly hers. Continue reading
And yes, I imagine that John Stamos approached his fiancee as she lay on the bed, dropped his towel and said, “I, John Stamos, am ready to procreate,” before dimming the lights by clapping.