Category: Yeah Okay

Olivia Wilde Denies Cheating On Jason Sudeikis With Harry Styles

September 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Not long after it was reported that Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde were over after 9 years together, she went public with Harry Styles and talk began about she how passed her poon to Harry while still with Jason and that was one of the big reasons why they split. Jason was reportedly sad over Olivia getting with Harry, and the timeline of how things went down is fuzzier than my eyesight after I lose a contact while six sheets to the wind. Olivia already shit on the “false narrative” that she, Jason, and Harry are the reboot of the Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie mess, and in a new interview with Vanity Fair, she says that she and Jason were done a long time before she even met Harry. Hmmm, if you listen closely, you can probably hear Jason Sudeikis putting the receipts together…

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Lea Michele Got Several Standing Ovations During Her Opening Night In Broadway’s “Funny Girl”

September 7, 2022 / Posted by:

You back there! I see you. You’re not standing, bitch. Groff, grab my prunes, a wig needs shitting in.

After successfully praying at her altar to the dark Gods for Beanie Feldstein’s downfall, Lea Michele made her debut as Fanny Brice in Funny Girl on Broadway last night, and apparently, it was a success. And it was such a success that Lea reportedly got seven standing ovations. Although, the audience was filled with her friends and past co-workers like Jonathan Groff, Ryan Murphy, Drew Barrymore, Lee Pace, Zachary Quinto, and many theater people like Harvey Fierstein. So they had to stand or Lea Michele would get their asses! And Lea probably made her assistant hide electro shock pads on each chair and trigger that shit every time Lea wanted a standing O. But still, Lea is now out of the cancel corner and is back! And I’m sure that her power bars of evil are quickly recharging as Jonathan Groff reads her all the words of praise for her performance this morning.

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Ezra Miller Is Sowwy And Is In Treatment For “Complex Mental Health Issues”

August 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Well, it looks like there’s one thing that can temporarily stop Ezra Miller’s crime spree of terror that has hit Hawaii, Iceland, Vermont, and beyond. The answer is: threat of a breach of contract lawsuit from Warner Bros. and loss of more checks. I mean, it would be kind of hard for Ezra to run a cult in Iceland if trick can’t keep the lights on. Ezra The Terrible has sort of, not really, responded to the accusations of grooming, assault, abuse, kidnapping, thievery, and harassment by farting up a hollow non-apology that was totally not written by the PR team behind The Flash. Ezra adds that they’re in treatment for “complex mental health issues.” Surprisingly, Ezra’s damage control statement didn’t end with, “See! Everything’s okay now and you no longer have to feel shitty about buying a ticket to my movie The Flash, out in theaters on June 23, 2023!” Warner Bros. is slipping.

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James Patterson Is Sorry For Saying That It’s “A Form Of Racism” When White Male Writers Can’t Find Work

June 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Best-selling multi-millionaire author James Patterson caused us all to launch GoFundMes for Nicholas Sparks, Dan Brown, John Grisham, Dean Koontz, and the other older white male writers of the world when he said that the plight of the white male writer has veered into racism territory. James burped up the words “just another form of racism” when talking about white male writers, especially older white male writers, getting jobs. But I guess his PR team shouted in his ear, “You better apologize before Dolly Parton denounces you and you get banned from heaven FOREVER,” because James Patterson has apologized.

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Simon Pegg Would Like To Clarify His Comments About How Tom Cruise Never Apologizes

June 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Simon Pegg and Tom Cruise first got friendly with each other while making 2006’s Mission: Impossible III, and Simon has been in every M:I movie since, and I guess their friendship is strong enough for The Times of London to title their interview with Simon, Simon Pegg: my addiction, midlife crisis – and Tom Cruise bromance. Never Mind that David Miscavige is probably screeching his Thetans off in anger over that “bromance” line, the tidbit that got the most attention from Simon’s interview is the part where Simon said that Tommy never ever apologizes. This is not news to any Scientology minion who has probably had to say, “You’re right, all-knowing Tom, the sky isn’t blue, you are six foot two without heels, and Shelly Miscavige is 100% fine.” But that nugget made Simon Pegg trend on Twitter, and because, I guess, Simon really doesn’t want to feel the wrath of the intergalactic Henery Hawk, he has popped up to say that it’s just a running joke between them, you idiots!

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Emma Hernan Of “Selling Sunset” Says That Ben Affleck Slid Into Her Raya DMs Before He Got Back With JLo, And He Responded To That

April 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Even though Ben Affleck is currently intertwined in the greatest love story in the history of greatest love stories with his eternal soulmate and fiancee Jennifer Lopez, we’re still hearing about his past Raya adventures. Because when you’re a part of the couple that redefines the meaning of love with every pap stroll, there’s also a jealous trick trying to take you down. Enter Emma Hernan of Selling Sunset who said on her reality show that B.J. (Before JLo), Ben slid into her DMs on the dating app Raya and tried to get a Dunkin’ date with her. It’s shrug-worthy news that is the opposite of scandalous since Ben was single at the time and he’s admitted to using Raya before. But Ben’s rep decided that this nothing tidbit was big enough to interrupt their weekend for, because they put out a statement, saying that Ben hasn’t been on Raya in years, thankyouverymuch. That made “sources close to Emma” tell TMZ that she’s not lying. Honestly, this is the kind of riveting mystery that will bring Detective La Toya out of retirement!

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