Category: Yeah Okay

If It Wasn’t For John Mayer, Katherine Heigl Wouldn’t Be Married To Her Husband, Or Something

February 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Katherine Heigl’s latest comeback TV show, Doubt, premiered last night on CBS, and if you missed it and want to see it, it can be found in a box full of Cat’s Pride litter. It flopped.

But before Heigl learned that she may have another flop on her hands, she pushed Doubt on The Late Late Show with James Corden. Heigl and her husband, Josh Kelley, have been married for almost ten years and James Corden said that he heard (through her publicist, probably) that John Mayer had something to do with their love sprouting like a rash you get after fucking John Mayer.

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Lena Dunham Defends Her Squad Leader For Staying Quiet During The Election

February 16, 2017 / Posted by:

During the presidential election, nearly every pop trick in the land risked losing a piece of their fanbase by opening their mouth to either speak against Donald Trump or support Hillary Clinton, or both. Katy Perry did. Lady Gaga did. Madonna did. Beyonce did. Adele, who’s not even American, did. And so did the Queen of Pop Paula Abdul. But Taylor Swift never did and it DIVIDED A NATION! Many think pieces were written about how Tay Tay needed to say something, especially since she’s made feminism part of her “brand.” Others felt like it’s not her duty to talk about political shit. Lena Dunham, who talked a lot during the election and afterward, is on the side that is defending Taylor, Plain and Tall.

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ScarJo Doesn’t Think It’s Natural For Humans To Bone The Same Person

February 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Over ten years ago, Scarlett Johansson said in an interview that she doesn’t think human genitals are meant to stick with one peen or puss. ScarJo hasn’t changed her mind and in an interview with Playboy, she makes it clear that she’s still a full believer in Professor Cameron Diaz’s theory that humans aren’t meant to be monogamous. Tiger Woods, Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt and other noted peen wanderers are looking at ScarJo and singing, “I’ve been waaaaaay-tiiiiiiing for a girl like youuuuuu to come into my liiiiiiife…

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Johnny Depp Wants To Connect His Houses With Underground Tunnels

February 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp’s ex-business mangers claimed in court papers that he’s going broke because he pisses away $2 million a month on private jets, $30,000 worth of fine wines and a giant staff to take care of his many, many houses. So naturally, when the gold in your money vault is shrinking, the smart thing to do is to spend an ass load of money on building completely necessary underground tunnels between your houses. Ridiculous rich fucks are just like us! I too use underground tunnels (read: me with my bedspread covering my head and body) to visit my many properties (read: to go from bed to kitchen to bathroom to bed again) so that my neighbor (read: my dog) can’t see me.

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Drake And Jennifer Lopez Are Taking A Break

February 9, 2017 / Posted by:

You mean their publicists have scheduled in a break for them?” thought anyone who has never for a moment believed these two were actually dating. It looks like the seeds that were planted last week have sprouted.

Multiple sources have told UsWeekly that whatever the hell was going on between Drake and Jennifer Lopez has been put on ice for the moment. One source says things have “died down a bit“, whereas another source claims they’re done. At least for right now. But who knows what will happen when it comes time to promote that song they recorded together. Even JLo has been vaguely hinting on social media that they’re over. But remember, there’s a chance they’re not over over.

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The right reasons could be many things. Like true love! Or publicity. Or attention. There’s really no wrong answer here.

Don’t cry for the end of JLo and Drake’s relationship just yet. It sounds like they’ve already got a reconciliation worked out. Drake is currently in Europe on his Boy Meets World Tour. Both of UsWeekly’s sources seem confident that Drake will likely “pursue” JLo when he returns to Los Angeles at the end of March. If I was in charge of Drake and JLo’s relationship, I would probably plan for the paps to “catch” JLo holding a sign that says I MISS U outside the arrivals gate of LAX for Drake on the day he returns home. Maybe choreograph something small, like having Drake run to JLo, pick her up in his beefy arms, and twirl around until every photographer has gotten a couple hundred clear shots of their touching moment.

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Johnny Depp Is Accusing His Ex-Business Managers Of Victim Blaming

February 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Somewhere, Amber Heard just threw an, “Ain’t that interesting,” side-eye before rushing off to the court to get a judge to demand that Johnny Depp pay up her entire divorcement settlement now before he really boozes his way to broke.

Johnny Depp sued his ex-business management company, The Management Group, for allegedly mismanaging his money and committing fraud by opening up loans in his name without his approval. TMG spit back at Johnny by filing a countersuit. TMG claimed that he owes them $4.2 million and blamed his dreadful money situation on his crazy spending habits. TMG stated that Johnny Debt spends $2 million a month on crap like wine ($30,000) and private jets ($200,000). Johnny isn’t going to let TMG blame him for why he may have to perform as Captain Jake Pigeon (Disney owns the copyright to Jack Sparrow) at children’s birthday parties for a bottle of Cisco.

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