Another Fixer Upper scandal was born the other day when Buzzfeed’s Kate Aurthur wrote a piece about how the show’s stars, Chip and Joanna Gaines, belong to an evangelical megachurch that is 100% against same-sex marriage. I would’ve been surprised if the evangelical megachurch they belong to wasn’t against same-sex marriage. There’s been many gay and lesbian couples on other HGTV shows, but none have been on Fixer Upper. So Kate wondered if Chip and Joanna co-sign their church’s beliefs. A gay Christian writer called Buzzfeed’s article a “hit piece” in an op-ed for The Washington Post and others called it a “witch hunt” and a non-story.
HGTV said in a statement that they don’t discriminate against LGBT couples on any of their shows. And the pastor of Chip and Joanna’s church, Antioch Community Church, claims that they don’t hate the LGBT community and they’re “open” to showing support. Meanwhile, this drama has caused Chip and Joanna’s HGTV arch rivals (in my head) and alleged scammers, Tarek and Christina El Moussa of Flip or Flop, to cackle loudly before fighting over whether the wood floors in their newest flip should be grey or grey.
The feud between exes, Vivica A. Catface and 5 Cents, tongue-rolled straight into Ass Lickin’ Town last year after she said in so many words that she believes his tip may get moist for man booty. It all started when Fifty farted on Instagram about how Empire’s ratings dip was because of all the “gay stuff” and Vivica said on Watch What Happen Lives that it was all just a case of the pot calling the kettle a man booty lover. At the time, Fifty responded to Vivica by saying that she only thinks he’s gay because he “let her” glaze his wrinkled donut with her tongue. That takes us to last night.
Along with Leah Remini, 50 Cent was a guest on Watch What Happens Live and Andy Cohen just had to once again give us the image of Vivica making out with Fifty’s butt by bringing it up.
Amanda Seyfried announced just two days ago that she will be someone’s mom soon and the floodgates of baby-related updates seem to be open for business. Today Amanda told Refinery29 that the human growing inside her has given her the kinda-lame superpower of being able to smell electricity. How very Karen from Mean Girls.
“I swear to god I can smell the TV,” she said, completely straight-faced. “There’s this static-y, metal-y scent. Do you know what I’m talking about?”
Nope! I’ve never been pregnant but I know it can make your senses, along with your everything else, go nuttier than a Lohan. You may recall that yesterday’s baby announcement took place during the launch of a fragrance line for Givenchy. Apparently Amanda is also using her bloodhound schnoz to sniff out a million different ways to describe the scent of vanilla.
“It smells like a cake,” she said. “Only a really chic, fancy one.”
“There’s something comforting and cozy about [the smell of] something baking or something sugary,” she says. “That’s why I love those Yankee candles, [in] Buttercream Frosting or Angel Food Cake. I mean, who doesn’t put a vanilla-scented candle out in their kitchen? [Those scents] relate to the child in me, which will live on forever. That’s also probably the pregnancy talking; I’ll blame it on that.”
I hate most vanilla-scented things, even if they do smell like a very “chic, fancy” cake. I’m not transported to childhood baking projects so much as middle school bathrooms. That’s where I would touch up my lips with those frosted pink lip glops that were so popular in 2001. And yes, it was The Look.
Amanda took her BABY BUMP and her dog for a walk with her fiance through NYC yesterday. Pictures are in the gallery below.
Pics: Paramount, Splash
I screamed “WHAT!” in all-caps too, but then I realized that well, if Jeremy Renner can knock a trick up…
Crispy Ronaldo’s ex and Bradley Cooper’s current piece Irina Shayk walked the runway at tonight’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Paris, and she tried to distract eyeballs from her teeny tiny bump area by wearing a lace garter belt, a silk trench robe thing and red sparkly fringe. Shortly after Irina sashayed down the runway looking like she’s got a touch of the CASE OF THE BABIES, E! News magically put up a story about how she’s pregnant with the master manipulator’s baby. Irina and B. Coop have been a thing since around April 2015.
According to one insider, the pregnant star is in her second trimester and is “so excited” about becoming a mother for the very first time. Bradley’s rep did not respond to requests for comment on the happy news, however, Irina’s rep had no comment.
Irina managed to snatch the spotlight from the Trifecta of Dead Eyes (Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner) and the other Victoria’s Secret models, so after I slow clap for her for getting that baby bonus money, I’m going to slow clap for her getting all of the attention tonight. But really, I’m sure Bradley Cooper is going to make a wonderful father. We all saw how gentle he was with the real star of American Sniper.
And if 2017 wants to distance itself from 2016 and give us petty bitches a gift, then B. Coop and Irina will name their child Victor Garber Cooper-Shayk if it’s a boy and Victoria Garber Cooper-Shayk if it’s a girl. Give this to us, petty gods, please!
Greetings, I’m Krista and I’ll be your new filler queen for this season of Michael K’s Dlisted. Since Michael and Allison occasionally want to take a break from staring red-eyed into a computer screen to attend to their “real” “lives,” I’ll be popping in and out to make sure the Dlisted mission statement (whatever that is) is kept up. So without further ado, let’s get to the hard-hitting Dennis Rodman news of the hour.
The Los Angeles Times reports that Dennis Rodman has been charged for the crimes detailed in his July arrest. In case you’re like me, and your brain does a helpful Force Quit flusheroo on most Rodman news, let me refresh your memory: some time this past July, Dennis Rodman was completely sober and of 100% sound mind and body and somehow found himself going the wrong way in a highway carpool lane.
Pictured: Goopy Paltrow doing an impersonation of her vagina after it gets steamed for too long.
While many, many Americans are scared as fuck and seriously thinking about grabbing several economy-sized bottles of vodka from Costco and going off to the mountains to hibernate in a cave for the next four years, Goopy Paltrow’s rich lady eyeballs are sparkling from the excitement of it all. Our Lady Of $950 Baby Wipes took part in a Q&A at the Airbnb Open in Los Angeles on Saturday, and since every conversation nowadays leads to talking about the election, her conversation lead to talking about the election.