Variety interviewed a bunch of Hollywood and media types about Donald Trump’s win and one of them was Chelsea Handler. Surprisingly, Chelsea didn’t say that crazy bitch Angelina Jolie is solely to blame for President-elect Trump becoming an actual thing. Instead of doing that, Chelsea directed everyone to point their blaming fingers at Calabasas, CA.
“Michael, for why did you post another picture of the papier mâché puppet who plays Michael Jackson in that TV movie the world doesn’t need?” – you
Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that his inauguration will have plenty “of movie and entertainment stars,” and he wasn’t telling lies. So far his inauguration’s got the runner-up of America’s Got Talent 5, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and The Rockettes. (Although, there’s a slight chance every Rockette will boycott, so Trump might have to get the next best thing: Tiffany Trump rigged up to a bunch of dancing dummies.) And now UsWeekly is saying that fellow A-list reality superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be at his inauguration on January 20th. Caitlyn better make a stop over in NYC so she can get an outfit at Lucy and Ethel’s Dress Shop, because I hear that all of the “dress shops” in DC are fresh out of gowns.
…and so am I, obviously.
It’s been over a week since Mariah Carey’s gigantic shit show hit Times Square and instead of letting the people forget about it, she and her manager Stella Bulochnikov keep bringing it up over and over again. I had no idea that Mimi was the type who after she takes a colossal shit in her toilet, texts you a picture of it and then brings it up again a week later over drinks…and again a week after that over dinner.
Lance Bass and his husband (seen above at Coachella in 2014) don’t have to permanently retire their Coachella-going fanny packs, jorts and denim pedal pushers just yet, because Philip Anschutz, whose company AEG owns Hipsterpalooza, says that he no longer donates to anti-LGBTQ organizations. Yesterday, I wrote about how The Washington Post named Philip Anschutz an “Enemy of Equality” back in July. They put together a graph of all the richies who have donated to anti-LGBTQ groups, like Alliance Defending Freedom and Focus on the Family. But Anschutz spit at The Washington Post’s graph in a statement. He said that his foundation did donate to certain groups without his knowledge and when he found about it, he immediately put a stop to it.
Nicki Minaj announced on Twitter yesterday that the rumors about her being done with Meek Mill are true. Not surprisingly, one of the leeches from Nicki’s past is trying to slither back into her life. TMZ says that Safaree Samuels, who Nicki dated for over a decade, is holding out hope that she will show up on his doorstep and beg to rekindle their love.
Pictured: Mariah Carey being mortified in Aspen.
It’s been a little over three days since 2016 ended with a BANG, which was the sound that was made when Mimi threw her microphone at a tech person’s head backstage after doing a reboot of Britney Spears’ 2007 VMAs performance. We’re still talking about it, because it’s either talk about that or think about Doomsday on January 20th.
After Mimi made 2016 a teensy bit better with her disastrous performance, she shrugged on Twitter by saying, “Shit happens.” Mimi had more words to say later and told Entertainment Weekly that if Dick Clark was still alive, he’d be on her side. But Our Lady of Measles, Jenny McCarthy, thinks that if Dick Clark was still alive, he’d be on their side.