Category: Yeah Okay

Kenzo May Have Responded To Taylor Swift Ripping Off Their Perfume Commercial 

March 13, 2018 / Posted by:

After Taylor Swift released her disgusting pro-Tetanus video for Delicate, the comparisons came in fast. It was compared to Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice video, Sia’s video for Chandelier, and someone on Twitter even said that it reminded them of Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face. I immediately slid into that person’s DMs with a coupon for an MRI since they’re obviously suffering from some kind of awful brain disorder that causes them to make ILLEGAL comparisons like that. But what Delicate got compared to the most is Kenzo’s 2016 perfume ad, which starred Andie MacDowell’s daughter Margaret Qualley and was directed by Spike Jonze (who also directed the Weapon of Choice video). Kenzo maaaay have responded to people saying that they should file a grand theft charge against Taylor stealing their idea.

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Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Allegedly Tried To Have A Baby Before They Got Married

February 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston has said previously that she is so completely over the “JEN’S BABY JOY!” pregnancy rumor mill. So Jennifer might want to sit this story out, because it’s all about two things she’s not in to: speculation about her marriage to Justin Theroux, and speculation about the vacancy status of her uterus.

People continues to fill in the blanks about Jennifer’s sad, shattered, broken, tear-down of a heart. Or at least what their sources consider to be the missing pieces in the puzzle of their legally-questionable marriage. A source tells People that Jennifer was losing hope of being a mom, and then her gallant hero Sir Justin of Fertile Spermingham galloped into her life. But it didn’t go as planned.

“When Jen met Justin, she had almost given up on the idea that she would have kids,” a source close to Aniston tells People. “They wanted to have a baby, but it didn’t work out.”

The source claims that Jennifer and Justin started making baby plans shortly after they got engaged in 2012. After almost six years later, nothing happened. But the source says that Jennifer was “sad it never happened,” but adds that it never consumed her.

Jennifer is extremely rich, and when you’re rich you have a lot of options, so I’m sure she’d have a kid if she wanted one by now. But now I can’t help but picture what their baby would have looked like. All I know is that Justin looks like he’s got pretty dominant DNA, and no one should have been surprised if that baby popped out with a teeny-tiny cool dude chain necklace or an itty-bitty leather wrist cuff.


Kylie Jenner Announced The Birth Of Her Baby With An 11-Minute-Long Video

February 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Leave it to Pimp Mama Kris to try to snatch the attention away from Tom Brady and the other football bitches on Super Bowl Sunday. QUICK! Tom Brady, scandalize people again by mouth-kissing your son on camera to bring the attention back to you and football!

20-year-old Kylie Jenner announced today that the newest member of the koven, which she made with 25 year-old Travis Scott, was born on February 1 at 4:34pm. If you’ve got a giant case of the sads today, take a little comfort in knowing that there’s someone out there who is sadder than you and that someone is definitely Tyga. Tyga wishes he would’ve busted a baby-making nut in Kylie so he’d secure a child support check for many years to come.

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In Case You Need A Reminder That Diane Keaton Is Woody Allen’s Ride-Or-Die

January 30, 2018 / Posted by:

During the past few weeks, it’s been looking like the #MeToo movement pushed Hollywood to slowly turn on the untouchable turtle turd Woody Allen. Dylan Farrow, who has long accused Woody of molesting her when she was a child (he denies it), has been getting louder and louder about the alleged abuse and has called out several actors and actresses who support Time’s Up but yet have worked with Woody and haven’t denounced him yet. Many have turned on Woody, like Mira Sorvino, Greta Gerwig, Colin Firth, Timothée Chalamet, Rebecca Hall and maybe even Kate Winslet. But the cheering section of Team Woody isn’t just tumbleweeds, moth balls and spiderwebs.

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The Kardashian-Wests Reportedly Turned Down Several Million-Dollar Offers For The First Pictures Of Their New Baby

January 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Because the Kardashians have a sixth sense for making a buck (I believe the technical term is: shameless money tingles), you would think that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would have jumped at the chance to sell Third Baby’s First Picture to the highest bidder. But according to TMZ, they have refused to sell the pictures of their new baby daughter, because it goes against their morals. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that was a good one. I haven’t laughed that hard since every time Kim has tried to convince us she actually eats hair gummies and drinks Fit Tea.

Sources tell TMZ that months before Kim and Kanye’s third child was born, they got several offers from websites and magazines. The sources claim they received offers starting over $1 million, with the largest being between $2 and $5 million. But Kim and Kanye rejected every single offer, because accepting cash for published baby pics would “violate their morals.

Kim and Kanye know that the media will eventually get a picture of their new daughter, but they want to be the ones to release it, like they did with North’s first pic, and Saint’s. Sources say that Kim and Kanye will release the picture of their new daughter when they feel comfortable that her safety and privacy is secured. Based on the release of North and Saint’s first pictures, they guess it will happen two months from now.

Whoever offered Kim and Kanye millions of dollars for baby’s first picture, raise your hand so we know you actually exist. And then please recognize that offering money was the wrong way to go. A shoebox filled with stocks, maybe. But cash? Besides, I’m pretty sure her Keeping Up with the Kardashians contract states they always get first dibs.


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