Category: WTF

Ricky Martin’s Attorney Denies The Accusations That He Had A Sexual And Abusive Relationship With His Nephew

July 16, 2022 / Posted by:

So…are you having a great day today? If you are, then you probably didn’t read last night about how the domestic violence allegations against 50-year-old Ricky Martin in Puerto Rico took a sharp turn down WTF Way when it was revealed that his accuser is his 21-year-old nephew. Ricky is facing accusations that he was in a sexual and abusive relationship with his nephew for months and when it ended, Ricky got even crazier and stalked his nephew. Through his lawyer, Ricky is denying the allegations and calling them “disgusting.” We go-sign that “disgusting” comment, Ricky’s lawyer.

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Princess Märtha Of Norway Got Engaged To Her Celebrity Spiritual Hacker Boyfriend

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Princess Märtha Louise of Norway is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, celebrity healer, “risen-from-the-dead spiritual guide,” self-professed sixth-generation shaman, third-generation psychic, and “spiritual hacker” Durek Verrett, aka Shaman Durek. These two went public with their love back in 2019, and have hosted controversial spiritual seminars using the title “The Princess and the Shaman” (Vanity Fair used the same title for their 2020 interview with the couple). To say Norwegians aren’t impressed with their princess’ choice of man is an understatement; polls show 92% of the country believe Shaman Durek is a charlatan. They compare him to Rasputin. The couple blames the criticism on racism. Either way, Norwegians better change their tune, cuz if enough people die, Shaman Durek could be their future king!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Paid Over $15,000 For A Realistic Dog Costume To Fulfill His Dream Of Becoming An Animal

May 28, 2022 / Posted by:

If a realistic cat backpack isn’t for you, may I interest you in a realistic dog costume? All it takes to become a four-legged hairy beast is $15K and a dream! A Japanese gentleman named Toko made his lifelong wish to become an animal a reality after commissioning a highly specialized sculpting company to make him the best dog costume you can find this side of Party City. This might be a game-changer for the furry community!

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People Are “Concerned” About How A Life Strategist Named Heir Holiness Is Calling The Shots In Daniel Kaluuya’s Life And Career

March 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Hold on to your butts because this one is kind of weird. Acclaimed actor Daniel Kaluuya of Judas and the Black Messiah and Black Panther fame is supposedly under the influence of a life strategist who goes by the name Heir Holiness. She has been known to describe herself as “a spiritual gangster serving a life sentence in a human body” Uh, what? I thought the Brits were supposed to be the level-headed ones. The curse of Hollywood has struck again! So yeah, Get Out isn’t only the name of a movie that Daniel is in, it’s also what “insiders” are supposedly screaming at him over his relationship with Heir Holiness!

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Madonna Posted A Video Of That Demon Sperm Lady And Instagram Flagged It

July 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Madonna is supposed to make another grand return to pop music in the remix for Dua Lipa’s song Levitating along with Missy Elliott, but well, Dua’s people may be scrambling to replace her vocals with Kylie Minogue, Janet Jackson, Jan Terri (Dua WISHES!), Stacey Q (again, Dua WISHES!), or literally anybody else in the pop game. Because yesterday, Madonna went from the Queen of Pop to the Queen of Breitbart when she endorsed a bogus COVID-19 cure video that Instagram even flagged as bogus. And here some of us were thinking that the most brain-rattling thing Madonna would do during this quarantine would be her musical ode to fried fish and calling the virus the “great equalizer“, but she outdid herself by peeking out of the COVID-19 truther closet. The Queen of Reinvention just keeps reinventing herself!

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