Three months have past since we’ve had to think about Jesse Williams and Aryn Drake-Lee. I hope you enjoyed your time off. I know I did. I took a trip to Mexico, finally went to see Black Panther, started eating fewer carbs, and then went back to eating carbs. During that whole time I didn’t think about Jesse Williams once! Vacations over, folks. According to TMZ, Aryn needs more money for the kids.
Jesse Williams has run afoul of his estranged wife Aryn Drake-Lee once again. TMZ reports that Aryn has lodged a complaint that states Jesse is in violation of the couple’s custody agreement. Last time, Jesse was the one complaining about Aryn not let letting him see the kids over Christmas. Now Aryn is saying that Jesse has violated the agreement by introducing the kids to his new lady friend (NOT MINKA!). And for doing birthday cupcakes all wrong.
Tyrese Gibson is being investigated by Los Angeles County Child and Family Services based on claims made by his ex-wife of overzealous spanking. According to TMZ, Norma Gibson accused Tyrese of spanking “his 10-year-old daughter so hard she couldn’t sit”. Unfortunately, that’s not all. Norma is also trying to get a restraining order that will prevent Tyrese from physically disciplining their daughter Shayla at all. Norma is also seeking full physical and legal custody of Shayla because she’s afraid Tyrese might spirit their daughter away to Dubai and she’s not down with that “Not Without My Daughter” type of life.
The cops were called on Jon and Kate Gosselin (Kate is pictured above with the president, because why the hell not) TWICE this month. And, unfortunately, it wasn’t just for expected shit, like Jon breaking into a storage facility looking for the remaining global supply of Ed Hardy t-shirts.
If you want to embarrass your children, drop them off at school wearing a muumuu and a mud mask. If you want to scar your children for life, pick them up from school wearing a full Freddy Krueger costume and carry a boombox blasting The Circle Of Life at full volume. No matter your ultimate goals for your child, what you should never do is have the cops break up an argument over the never-ending custody problems between you and your ex in the middle of the dentist’s office.
Sadly, as we all know, Jon and Kate Gosselin have already spoiled any chance they have of winning the title of Parent of the Year, so I guess they figured they had nothing to lose.
On Monday, Hilary Duff took her 4-year-old son Luca to Disneyland, maybe to show him the company mommy used to work for, but probably just because Disneyland is fun. While standing in front of It’s A Small World, Hilary and Luca posed for a mommy-and-son photo in which she gave her son a kiss. A kiss which happened to be on the mouth. Then she posted the picture to Instagram. I’ll give you a hint as to what happens next: people weren’t feeling it.