Ryan Murphy better pump the brakes and tell Sarah Paulson she can go back to eating carbs for the time being, because American Crime Story: The Child Army Trial isn’t a sure thing just yet. It seems there’s still a chance to avoid a Kramer Vs Kramer situation with People Magazine reporting that Angelina Jolie doesn’t actually want sole custody, and The Blast reporting that William Bradley Pitt is terrified about what a trial will do to the children. Which is huge because it means somebody actually has thought of the children! Knock me over with a feather. Better late than never.
Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that William Bradley Pitt is a fun and great dad! Despite the fact that his visits with his children are still monitored by Department of Children and Family Services, they are frequent and fun! According to Us Weekly, now that the temporary custody agreement he and Angelina Jolie barely agreed to is over, Brad spends quality time his brood every other day. The bad new is, Us claims their custody battle is “far from over” *sad trombone*.
Divorce attorney to the stars Laura Wasser is officially off Angelina Jolie’s payroll. I guess the dust has settled enough at this point where Angie felt she could catch a breath (the thready rasp of an injured bird) long enough to announce what everybody already knew. People confirms that Laura is no longer representing Angie and that San Francisco-based lawyer Samantha Bley Dejean, whom she brought in a month ago, will continue on as lead counsel. For the sake of the children, of course.
It was only a second ago that it was reported that there was a temporary truce in Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s custody fight and that the two had agreed on an “interim” custody agreement. Well bitch, that “interim” custody agreement really doesn’t mean anything and both have their shivs up.
Clear the battlefield and collect the wounded, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have called for a cease fire and have stopped fighting with each other….. for now at least.
Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Angie and Brad, who have been warring for the last few months about money, and kids, and money, and kids, have finally buried the hatchet, and surprisingly it’s not lodged in one of their backs.
If Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner don’t get to steppin’, they’re going to end up being married for another few years past their expiration date as a couple. A judge already told them that if they can’t settle up PDQ, the court may call off their divorce and they will have to refile. Leading up to today, Jen’s been dragging her heels and taking her sweet time, while Ben has been tapping his toes in anticipation. And, according to US Weekly, Ben’s sobriety (or lack thereof) is the reason Jen won’t pull the trigger. Thanks to her, we may have to keep hearing about this infernal divorce for years to come.