Janet Jackson posted the first pic of her three-month-old son, Eissa, on her website. He’s cute, he’s very, very rich, and he has the temerity to yawn? He seems bored. I don’t know how. He’s reportedly going to be worth billions someday (as long as he stays on mom and dad’s good side). That seems like cause for excitement to me. It’s easy to be jaded when you’re spitting up on a bib woven from currency!
When it comes to epic jaw dropping moments of “what the fuck??!,” nobody brings it like the world famous Jackson family (aka the 80’s Kardashians).
One of the original members, Janet Jackson, has been entertaining us with bits and pieces from her secretive, crazy life. Earlier this year, she dropped her first kid at age 50. Yes, her first kid at 50. Then, what felt like a few seconds later, she split from her husband of five years, multi-billionaire businessman Wissam Al Mana.
The news that Janet Jackson broke up with her billionaire businessman husband, Wissam Al Mana, came out of nowhere to me, but some think that she may have timed things so that she gets as much cash in her divorce settlement as possible. I always knew that Joanne the Scammer is pretty much everyone’s life coach, but I didn’t know that she was personally advising Miss Janet.