Category: William Shatner

George Takei And William Shatner’s Feud Is Still Very Much Alive

November 28, 2022 / Posted by:

George Takei and William Shatner have been beefing for decades. The former Star Trek co-stars have shit-talked each other in interviews, in their books, and on social media. Sometimes, Shatner vs. Takei gives “frenemies” vibes (see: George’s appearance at Shatner’s Comedy Central Roast); other times, it seems like they really hate each other’s guts. In a recent interview with The Guardian, 85-year-old George says most of the cast members got along on the original Star Trek series… except for one “prima donna.” Three guesses as to who George is talking about. Hint: it’s a 91-year-old space man with a passion for horse semen.

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Lindsay Lohan Pokes Fun At Herself In A Super Bowl Commercial For Planet Fitness

February 4, 2022 / Posted by:

She’s back, bitches! In the three years since her MTV reality show Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club got shitcanned, Lindsay Lohan has clawed and scratched her way back up to the lower-middle and is starring in a Planet Fitness commercial that will air during the Super Bowl! Now, it’s a bit premature to say her acting career is skyrocketing towards where it once was, but I think we could say she’s at least found the keys to a reasonably priced midsize sedan and is planning to go put some gas in the tank as soon as that Planet Fitness check clears so she can eventually hit the road to success at a safe and responsible speed.

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Duchess Kate Recycled An Old Dress For The Earthshot Prize Awards

October 18, 2021 / Posted by:

British royalty, they’re just like you! They also find themselves reaching into the back of their closet from time to time, rummaging around to see what old ensemble they can dust off and repurpose for an event. Sure, the event is usually black-tie and invite-only, and the closet is a climate-controlled storage hall, and the ensemble in question is too expensive for you to even breathe near. But aside from all that, totally relatable! Like Duchess Kate who gave everyone a case of déjà-vu at the 2021 Earthshot Awards yesterday when she re-wore an old Alexander McQueen dress from 2011. She probably even threw it in the Dryel bag herself!

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William Shatner Made History As He Went Into Space With Amazon’s Blue Origin Crew

October 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Don’t let that picture above fool you. It might look like Captain Kirk was sedated by an evil space robot known only as BEZOS, and is about to be blasted into the universe so that BEZOS can woo Lt. Uhura away with the promise of glamour, luxury, and a comped Prime membership. But it’s just actor William Shatner preparing for his flight into almost-space on Amazon’s Blue Origin spacecraft. William Shatner made the journey this morning, and spoiler alert, he didn’t become the real-life version of his infamous spoken word cover of David Bowie’s “Space Oddity.” Everyone can relax and breathe easy, Spaceman Shatner is back on Earth safe and sound.

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William Shatner Got His Horse’s Semen In His Divorce

March 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Sigh. Another day, another celebrity horse semen story. William Shatner recently finalized his divorce from his wife of eighteen years, Elizabeth Shatner. The two reached a settlement on Tuesday, and, even though William made Elizabeth sign an iron-clad prenup to protect dem Star Trek monies, she won’t walk away totally empty handed. But make no mistake, William gets allll the horse semen!

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William Shatner’s Divorce Has Already Been Finalized

January 29, 2020 / Posted by:

William and Elizabeth Shatner’s divorce has been finalized a mere month after he filed. Life moves pretty fast. At warp speed, in fact, if you happen to be William and you wake up one morning and decide to mess around and get divorced after 18 years. I mean, what’s he got to lose? Not his reported net worth of $100 million, because the couple had “an iron-clad prenup” in place, according to The Blast. Elizabeth’s not getting a single redshirt cent of William’s Star Trek fortune or any spousal support. Gone are the days you can marry a rich old man and wait for him to die. In #thesetryingtimes, old dudes are out here filing for divorce well into their 80s!

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