The only rumor about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith’s 21-year marriage that has persisted longer than the one about them being swingers, is the one that claims they’re getting a divorce. The divorce rumors seem like a bit of a “So what, who cares?” in the grand scheme of things. But those rumors bother Will enough that he’s started rapping about them.
Will is working on new music, and yesterday, he released a short clip of himself in a studio recording a track called “To The Clique.” I don’t know if it’s because Will is 49, or if it’s some kind of thing he’s trying to do, but for some reason Will now raps like he just finished yelling at the neighborhood kids after he caught them tagging his recycling bins. Unfortunately, he’s gone from rapping about summertime and parents’ lack of comprehension to reciting rhymes that sound like they were ghostwritten by a publicist.
20 years of swag y’all just witnessed
Stop the divorce rumors and mind your damn business!
I get that Will is tired of the rumors, but the part about minding my damn business has me very confused. Will, you can’t tell us to mind our business when you and your family are all too willing to overshare. Here is but a brief list of TMI things I know about Will and Jada: Willow Smith learned about sex by walking in on her parents doing it. Will and Jada might have an open marriage. Jada loves watching her husband fuck on screen. Will takes secret pictures of naked Jada while she’s asleep. Really, Will, you can’t tell us to mind our business and stay out of your personal life when Jada is telling everyone that she’s jerked you off with a grapefruit.
Jada Pinkett Smith is still pimping out her new Facebook Watch show Red Table Talk. That’s how we heard about the secret 17-year feud she had with Gabrielle Union. The latest tidbit RTT teased is that Willow Smith once had the harrowing experience of walking in on her parents doing the Horizontal Tango. Only, since it’s Will Smith and Jada we’re talking about, it was probably some real unusual shit. Like the Secant Vector Shuffle with a Xenu twist. Whatever she saw, I’m sure it wasn’t covered in The Joy Of Sex.
You may or may not be surprised to learn that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith may or may not have actually given Tyrese Gibson that oversized novelty check he posted about on Instagram. TMZ says their sources in the Pinkett-Smith camp have taken a large dump on that particular story.
Father of the Year, Tyrese Gibson, has finally some good news to share about his ongoing custody battle with ex-wife Norma Mitchell over their daughter Shayla. Tyrese was under investigation for child abuse as alleged by Norma. People reports that particular drama is over. Tyrese #ignitedInstagram with the news and thanked his current wife Samantha Gibson for her support by posting a creepy picture of her sleeping.
Will Smith has GOT to stop listening to Jaden Smith’s career advice. Yes, we get it Jaden, you’re edgy and hip and have your finger on the pulse of youth culture in all its varied forms, but you gotta know that club music is gonna be a real stretch for your middle-aged dad.
“I’ll let you in on a little secret; if you smell citrus on this hand, it didn’t come from a tube of Bath & Body Works lotion” – is what I like to think Jada Pinkett Smith just said in that picture above.